John Heap
@johnheap.bsky.social
Principal and chair of History examiners, History teacher and ITE lecturer, CUFC, trail runner.
"After the hydration break." Going to use that in meetings.
July 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"After the hydration break." Going to use that in meetings.
Busy week for people in air-conditioned offices telling everyone else to get on with it.
June 24, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Busy week for people in air-conditioned offices telling everyone else to get on with it.
'If Britain and France had paid Germany £300 billion in 1919 then the Second World War might not have happened.' Discuss.
June 17, 2026 at 10:45 AM
'If Britain and France had paid Germany £300 billion in 1919 then the Second World War might not have happened.' Discuss.
Actually, I've got a train to catch
Wow~~ I will go to this coffee shop every day for this latte dog art!
May 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Actually, I've got a train to catch
Just been asked for permission for school to use AI to generate images based on my son's creative writing. Just get it to write the story too why not.
May 7, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Just been asked for permission for school to use AI to generate images based on my son's creative writing. Just get it to write the story too why not.
They've even tried booking him into the hotel where Reagan got shot
April 26, 2026 at 7:29 AM
They've even tried booking him into the hotel where Reagan got shot
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The eBook of Castle is only 99p right now.
Repost this for a chance to win a signed copy of the original hardback edition.
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Repost this for a chance to win a signed copy of the original hardback edition.
www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
April 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The eBook of Castle is only 99p right now.
Repost this for a chance to win a signed copy of the original hardback edition.
www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
Repost this for a chance to win a signed copy of the original hardback edition.
www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
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HAROLD: A big day for world peace! Normandy wants it to happen, they've had enough!
April 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
HAROLD: A big day for world peace! Normandy wants it to happen, they've had enough!
If I'm going to commemorate anyone it would be all the people who didn't want to be crucified by the Romans rather than the one who volunteered for it.
April 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
If I'm going to commemorate anyone it would be all the people who didn't want to be crucified by the Romans rather than the one who volunteered for it.
I won't be getting any work done. There's just too much 1 April hilarity to cope with. This should be a national holiday.
April 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I won't be getting any work done. There's just too much 1 April hilarity to cope with. This should be a national holiday.
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Amazon are partnering with Comic Relief to sell their red noses. Last year Comic Relief raised £34 million which is how much Jeff Bezos makes in six hours. Dig deep everyone.
March 19, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Amazon are partnering with Comic Relief to sell their red noses. Last year Comic Relief raised £34 million which is how much Jeff Bezos makes in six hours. Dig deep everyone.
When you're busy doing the washing up and get asked for your opinions on the Six Nations
March 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
When you're busy doing the washing up and get asked for your opinions on the Six Nations
Walking past a closed down Brewdog is a pleasant reminder that evil doesn't always triumph
March 7, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Walking past a closed down Brewdog is a pleasant reminder that evil doesn't always triumph
Listening to endless announcements in the "quiet carriage"
March 4, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Listening to endless announcements in the "quiet carriage"
My dishwasher has the comedy timing of Ronnie Barker
February 27, 2026 at 8:19 AM
My dishwasher has the comedy timing of Ronnie Barker
So you can now be sent off for denying the opportunity to score a goal that was scored. Well done to the footballing authorities.
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So you can now be sent off for denying the opportunity to score a goal that was scored. Well done to the footballing authorities.
Just pleased I don't have to teach checks and balances in the US constitution these days
January 19, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Just pleased I don't have to teach checks and balances in the US constitution these days
I'm a man who gets told to f*** off quite a lot. Today was the first time it happened while I was wearing a Santa hat.
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm a man who gets told to f*** off quite a lot. Today was the first time it happened while I was wearing a Santa hat.
The festive season only starts when you've been let down by Ocado.
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
The festive season only starts when you've been let down by Ocado.
The Prevent section of WHSmith
October 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The Prevent section of WHSmith
Never about the kids is it, Telegraph. Just the numbers.
September 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Never about the kids is it, Telegraph. Just the numbers.