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The world’s first trillionaire is a killer www.theverge.com/tech/949259/...
The world’s first trillionaire is a killer
Elon Musk’s empire of wealth is built on suffering.
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June 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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He's either delusional or bullshitting.
April 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die."
March 25, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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March 12, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Older cartoonists prolly heard of R Cobb, but I’m sure some youngin’s haven’t.

These were all made in the 60s, and yet, are sadly still relevant.
Two anxious looking men on a bus stop bench. There is a tank in the bg and they are watched by a surveillance camera. They have Bs on their cloths and next to the bench is a sign that says “Bs only”. Another sign says “curfew…” One guy leans towards the other guy: “At least we don’t have to worry about anarchy.” Small posters saying “sale” “value” etc covered in a larger poster saying “consume.” Man in suit “Starvation is a good way to punish those who have little or no faith in capitalism.” Hefty man in suit standing over starving person with open hands. Businessman says: “Handouts will only destroy your incentive to work.”
February 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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My Samus redesign with the Giger slider cranked waaay up.
Closeup of Samus in her Varia Suit Closeup of Samus in her Zero Suit which is fused to her skin. Samus with her Varia Suit, Zero Suit, and transparent Varia Suit to showcase details of how it fits her. Also yes she has a missing hand because I think that both fits into a cannon better and is just cooler.
November 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM