John Kreuzer
@johnkreuzer.bsky.social
I'm hoping to have fun on social media again. Looking for my old school friends from that "other site". Love talking music, sports, movies, TV, and cybersecurity. #GoDucks #RedSox
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🚨 New podcast is out!
⛓️ New details of the axios supply chain attack and attribution to a DPRK actor
🤖 The insanely fast pace of AI adoption by attackers and vuln researchers
🎬 Upcoming hacker movie episodes
youtu.be/ZNgdHqaewcM?...
⛓️ New details of the axios supply chain attack and attribution to a DPRK actor
🤖 The insanely fast pace of AI adoption by attackers and vuln researchers
🎬 Upcoming hacker movie episodes
youtu.be/ZNgdHqaewcM?...
The Rapid Rise of AI Exploit Development and More Axios Compromise Effects
YouTube video by Decipher
youtu.be
April 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
🚨 New podcast is out!
⛓️ New details of the axios supply chain attack and attribution to a DPRK actor
🤖 The insanely fast pace of AI adoption by attackers and vuln researchers
🎬 Upcoming hacker movie episodes
youtu.be/ZNgdHqaewcM?...
⛓️ New details of the axios supply chain attack and attribution to a DPRK actor
🤖 The insanely fast pace of AI adoption by attackers and vuln researchers
🎬 Upcoming hacker movie episodes
youtu.be/ZNgdHqaewcM?...
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
March 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
Who knew Pete Hegseth was such a bigot...
pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
ALT: pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Who knew Pete Hegseth was such a bigot...
Will Trump's golden ballroom be featuring golden showers?
What? That can't be right. Haven't they seen the president's plans for his special golden ballroom?
Enten: "Trump's base with non-college voters is absolutely collapsing ... he's underwater by 9 points. That's a 23 point switcheroo."
February 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Will Trump's golden ballroom be featuring golden showers?
Has anyone ever tried to decipher what Trump says? Bad Bunny was much easier to understand and he was speaking another language...
February 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Has anyone ever tried to decipher what Trump says? Bad Bunny was much easier to understand and he was speaking another language...
Cholesterol?
and who are you rooting for?
"while i've eaten a seahawk or two in my time, nothing can replace delicious and nutritious human meat. Patriots."
"while i've eaten a seahawk or two in my time, nothing can replace delicious and nutritious human meat. Patriots."
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Cholesterol?
Know what is even more disgusting? Raping children...
Awww 🥰
Reminder: stress kills ☠️
❤️ this for him
Rotting inside out
Reminder: stress kills ☠️
❤️ this for him
Rotting inside out
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Know what is even more disgusting? Raping children...
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The Duck is dragging a dead tortilla!
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
The Duck is dragging a dead tortilla!
January 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Only 5-6 years and he like them to be dating.
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Only 5-6 years and he like them to be dating.
The referees in the Oregon vs. Iowa game today...
a man wearing sunglasses and holding a cane in a hallway with imgplay at the bottom
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and holding a cane in a hallway with imgplay at the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The referees in the Oregon vs. Iowa game today...
What a LAME video...
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What a LAME video...
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When you desperately want to starve Americans:
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When you desperately want to starve Americans:
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
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This story from @lorenzofb.bsky.social is absolutely wild. Totally worth a read!
techcrunch.com/2025/10/21/a...
techcrunch.com/2025/10/21/a...
Exclusive: Apple alerts exploit developer that his iPhone was targeted with government spyware
A developer at Trenchant, a leading Western spyware and zero-day maker, was suspected of leaking company tools and was fired. Weeks later, Apple notified him that his personal iPhone was targeted with...
techcrunch.com
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This story from @lorenzofb.bsky.social is absolutely wild. Totally worth a read!
techcrunch.com/2025/10/21/a...
techcrunch.com/2025/10/21/a...
I spent some time this morning on my letter home from the "frontline" in Portland...
September 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I spent some time this morning on my letter home from the "frontline" in Portland...
I walk around downtown Portland all the time. The city is not being destroyed...
Trump threatens to deploy the National Guard to Portland, citing something he saw on TV last night
September 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I walk around downtown Portland all the time. The city is not being destroyed...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were walking with a stroller. I don't remember how the rest of it goes, but Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Someone abandoned their double stroller at the rideshare pickup in SDF.
Help me make up the backstory for why (the more ridiculous, the better).
Help me make up the backstory for why (the more ridiculous, the better).
September 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were walking with a stroller. I don't remember how the rest of it goes, but Donald Trump is a pedophile.
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August 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Says my flight departed at 7:46 p.m. but it is 9:01 p.m. and we are still on the tarmac.
What gives, Alaska Airlines?
Padding your stats?
What gives, Alaska Airlines?
Padding your stats?
July 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Says my flight departed at 7:46 p.m. but it is 9:01 p.m. and we are still on the tarmac.
What gives, Alaska Airlines?
Padding your stats?
What gives, Alaska Airlines?
Padding your stats?