John Holland
@johnnetherlands.bsky.social
Dutch by name but not by nature
Is that a Black Velvet he's drinking?
September 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Is that a Black Velvet he's drinking?
Oh Jeremy Kyle is there!
Is he conducting lie detector tests on Reform politicians or does he only do that to the most vulnerable cohorts of society?
Is he conducting lie detector tests on Reform politicians or does he only do that to the most vulnerable cohorts of society?
September 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Oh Jeremy Kyle is there!
Is he conducting lie detector tests on Reform politicians or does he only do that to the most vulnerable cohorts of society?
Is he conducting lie detector tests on Reform politicians or does he only do that to the most vulnerable cohorts of society?
Yeah but they're first, sorry..no second, sorry no.... third in the polls.
Actually perhaps you've got a point.
Actually perhaps you've got a point.
September 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Yeah but they're first, sorry..no second, sorry no.... third in the polls.
Actually perhaps you've got a point.
Actually perhaps you've got a point.
Not just breaking any law, its breaking laws which protect our democracy from foreign interference.
September 4, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Not just breaking any law, its breaking laws which protect our democracy from foreign interference.
It's very cleary a co-ordinated campaign of misinformation and it is amazing the amount of people who will believe it (though they were happy to believe the official stats when claims for asylum were much higher).
September 3, 2026 at 6:50 AM
It's very cleary a co-ordinated campaign of misinformation and it is amazing the amount of people who will believe it (though they were happy to believe the official stats when claims for asylum were much higher).
There seems to be some bizarre misinformation sweeping through the dark corners of social media.
1. That the Home Office counts boats and not people crossing (so bigger boats means lower numbers)
2. The government are now flying asylum seekers in by plane under the cover of night.
1. That the Home Office counts boats and not people crossing (so bigger boats means lower numbers)
2. The government are now flying asylum seekers in by plane under the cover of night.
September 3, 2026 at 6:48 AM
There seems to be some bizarre misinformation sweeping through the dark corners of social media.
1. That the Home Office counts boats and not people crossing (so bigger boats means lower numbers)
2. The government are now flying asylum seekers in by plane under the cover of night.
1. That the Home Office counts boats and not people crossing (so bigger boats means lower numbers)
2. The government are now flying asylum seekers in by plane under the cover of night.
Count Binface did no such thing!
September 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Count Binface did no such thing!
She was a regular on the society scene for yaaaaaaaars.
August 28, 2026 at 5:42 PM
She was a regular on the society scene for yaaaaaaaars.
Cerulean BonMarché
August 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Cerulean BonMarché
Now now Lewis. Britain gave the world the digestive biscuit, and more importantly, the chocolate digestive.
That's a serious country by anyone's standards.
That's a serious country by anyone's standards.
August 27, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Now now Lewis. Britain gave the world the digestive biscuit, and more importantly, the chocolate digestive.
That's a serious country by anyone's standards.
That's a serious country by anyone's standards.
I'm not sure that's a secret.
August 17, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I'm not sure that's a secret.
I really hope 'Pub bore boomer guy' catches on.
August 14, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I really hope 'Pub bore boomer guy' catches on.
Could he defect back to the Tories offering some obviously fanciful explanation for the Reform blunder?
Like he had been possessed by an alien body snatcher or that there was a credible threat to his safety confirmed by Essex Police.
Like he had been possessed by an alien body snatcher or that there was a credible threat to his safety confirmed by Essex Police.
August 14, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Could he defect back to the Tories offering some obviously fanciful explanation for the Reform blunder?
Like he had been possessed by an alien body snatcher or that there was a credible threat to his safety confirmed by Essex Police.
Like he had been possessed by an alien body snatcher or that there was a credible threat to his safety confirmed by Essex Police.
Is that a quote from Nigel Farage?
August 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Is that a quote from Nigel Farage?
There have been questions as to whether Arday was truthful in saying that he didn't learn to read or write until age 18.
However, I could believe that true of Goodwin given some of his academic outputs.
However, I could believe that true of Goodwin given some of his academic outputs.
August 6, 2026 at 12:04 PM
There have been questions as to whether Arday was truthful in saying that he didn't learn to read or write until age 18.
However, I could believe that true of Goodwin given some of his academic outputs.
However, I could believe that true of Goodwin given some of his academic outputs.
This reminds me of the time that Gargamel was offered a post on the Smurfs' neighbourhood watch committee.
Gargamel Chasing The Smurfs
ALT: Gargamel Chasing The Smurfs
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August 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
This reminds me of the time that Gargamel was offered a post on the Smurfs' neighbourhood watch committee.
I would say the basic problem is that cricket, of all sports, doesn't need another format.
July 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I would say the basic problem is that cricket, of all sports, doesn't need another format.
Bills seem to be split equally but not equitably.
If you're a sig lower earner than your partner and you are paying the same amount towards bills then that's a bad deal. You will be paying a much greater proportion of your salary towards the cost of living.
If you're a sig lower earner than your partner and you are paying the same amount towards bills then that's a bad deal. You will be paying a much greater proportion of your salary towards the cost of living.
July 24, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Bills seem to be split equally but not equitably.
If you're a sig lower earner than your partner and you are paying the same amount towards bills then that's a bad deal. You will be paying a much greater proportion of your salary towards the cost of living.
If you're a sig lower earner than your partner and you are paying the same amount towards bills then that's a bad deal. You will be paying a much greater proportion of your salary towards the cost of living.
I still think he speaks a lot of sense but he also must realise that putting something like the above out to his networks unjustifiably and disproportionately increases pressure on the PM.
The original post was not in response to concrete news, just whispers that Wes Streeting was planning a coup.
The original post was not in response to concrete news, just whispers that Wes Streeting was planning a coup.
July 20, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I still think he speaks a lot of sense but he also must realise that putting something like the above out to his networks unjustifiably and disproportionately increases pressure on the PM.
The original post was not in response to concrete news, just whispers that Wes Streeting was planning a coup.
The original post was not in response to concrete news, just whispers that Wes Streeting was planning a coup.
....but did the electorate get to consider some Argentinian footballers waving a bedsheet around?
Who's to say that wouldn't have swayed the vote.
Who's to say that wouldn't have swayed the vote.
July 19, 2026 at 8:52 AM
....but did the electorate get to consider some Argentinian footballers waving a bedsheet around?
Who's to say that wouldn't have swayed the vote.
Who's to say that wouldn't have swayed the vote.
If that match taught us anything, it's that Danny Murphy should never be allowed on co-comms ever again.
I'm sorry if that upsets fans of his estranged cat Bob.
I'm sorry if that upsets fans of his estranged cat Bob.
July 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
If that match taught us anything, it's that Danny Murphy should never be allowed on co-comms ever again.
I'm sorry if that upsets fans of his estranged cat Bob.
I'm sorry if that upsets fans of his estranged cat Bob.
Southgate got to two finals.
Tuchel's contribution to the England team is poor squad selection and playing a back 5.
Hardly world beating. Hopefully he's not around for Euro 2028.
Tuchel's contribution to the England team is poor squad selection and playing a back 5.
Hardly world beating. Hopefully he's not around for Euro 2028.
July 15, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Southgate got to two finals.
Tuchel's contribution to the England team is poor squad selection and playing a back 5.
Hardly world beating. Hopefully he's not around for Euro 2028.
Tuchel's contribution to the England team is poor squad selection and playing a back 5.
Hardly world beating. Hopefully he's not around for Euro 2028.