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404 Media reporting on a new Homeland Security initiative, predictive policing. Except (brace yourself, this is shocking, haha jk) the data so far is being used as a pretense to pull over random motorists.
newrepublic.com/post/215177/...
newrepublic.com/post/215177/...
Secret DHS Unit Pulling People Over Based on Their Financial Data
A shady unit at the Department of Homeland Security is using “predictive policing” to try to find evidence they don’t have.
newrepublic.com
September 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
404 Media reporting on a new Homeland Security initiative, predictive policing. Except (brace yourself, this is shocking, haha jk) the data so far is being used as a pretense to pull over random motorists.
newrepublic.com/post/215177/...
newrepublic.com/post/215177/...
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when you bake chocolate chip cookies and you pull them out of the oven and the edges are golden brown but the rest of the cookie is still pale brown and they're very soft and you think "i should cook these for another couple of minutes" DO NOT DO IT. THAT IS THE DEVIL SPEAKING. TAKE THEM OUT NOW.
September 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
when you bake chocolate chip cookies and you pull them out of the oven and the edges are golden brown but the rest of the cookie is still pale brown and they're very soft and you think "i should cook these for another couple of minutes" DO NOT DO IT. THAT IS THE DEVIL SPEAKING. TAKE THEM OUT NOW.
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Here’s the thing about Christ’s return. Christ said specifically that he would return as the naked, the hungry, the thirsty, the prisoner, the immigrant.
Jesus has never stopped coming back. American Christians have never stopped killing him.
Jesus has never stopped coming back. American Christians have never stopped killing him.
Issac newton also thought that Jesus was returning in his time irrc
August 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Here’s the thing about Christ’s return. Christ said specifically that he would return as the naked, the hungry, the thirsty, the prisoner, the immigrant.
Jesus has never stopped coming back. American Christians have never stopped killing him.
Jesus has never stopped coming back. American Christians have never stopped killing him.
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If you find yourself about to say how sorry you feel for a woman who gets paid six-figures to voluntarily obsess over and shamelessly promote with dishonest propaganda a notorious lying pedophile rapist who calls other women “piggy,” don’t.
August 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
If you find yourself about to say how sorry you feel for a woman who gets paid six-figures to voluntarily obsess over and shamelessly promote with dishonest propaganda a notorious lying pedophile rapist who calls other women “piggy,” don’t.
Today I happened to have two tabs open side by side. One was Amazon and one was Aliexpress, and I was surprised and amused when I discovered something..
August 20, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Today I happened to have two tabs open side by side. One was Amazon and one was Aliexpress, and I was surprised and amused when I discovered something..
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August 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Sure, you never had kids and your bloodline will die with you.
But remember, every time you take a shit, a bit of your DNA gets flushed into the world and ends up in someone's drink, or in a fish's egg sac, or blasted up someone's ass by a bidet.
Multitudes contain you.
Eat arbys
But remember, every time you take a shit, a bit of your DNA gets flushed into the world and ends up in someone's drink, or in a fish's egg sac, or blasted up someone's ass by a bidet.
Multitudes contain you.
Eat arbys
August 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Sure, you never had kids and your bloodline will die with you.
But remember, every time you take a shit, a bit of your DNA gets flushed into the world and ends up in someone's drink, or in a fish's egg sac, or blasted up someone's ass by a bidet.
Multitudes contain you.
Eat arbys
But remember, every time you take a shit, a bit of your DNA gets flushed into the world and ends up in someone's drink, or in a fish's egg sac, or blasted up someone's ass by a bidet.
Multitudes contain you.
Eat arbys
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I miss the 80s, back when men were men and we didn't have any of this woke stuff going on
August 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I miss the 80s, back when men were men and we didn't have any of this woke stuff going on
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Wilma, I promise you whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest for one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
July 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Wilma, I promise you whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest for one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
Oh look, yet another reason to avoid Tim Hortons.
August 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Oh look, yet another reason to avoid Tim Hortons.
There may or may not have been one of these in a classroom I attended at one time. Or perhaps an older friend told me about it. 🤔
There was a time when these Neilson’s maps were in almost every Canadian classroom. Clever marketing strategy by the company, to sell their chocolate bars to kids
July 29, 2026 at 4:36 AM
There may or may not have been one of these in a classroom I attended at one time. Or perhaps an older friend told me about it. 🤔
This is really, really disappointing to hear. Old books being bought up, scanned, and shredded for the sake of AI training material. Yet another shitty side effect of the AI bubble.
www.msn.com/en-us/techno...
www.msn.com/en-us/techno...
MSN
www.msn.com
July 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
This is really, really disappointing to hear. Old books being bought up, scanned, and shredded for the sake of AI training material. Yet another shitty side effect of the AI bubble.
www.msn.com/en-us/techno...
www.msn.com/en-us/techno...
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the democrats are the teens who think "finally we beat freddy krueger, no way he comes back, don't check the corpse, he's dead for sure."
When Democrats win, each time they genuinely conclude that their victory itself is the proof that the country has turned a corner, Republicans have learned their lesson, and doing anything about what Republicans have done would be divisive and partisan and of course therefore beneath them.
July 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
the democrats are the teens who think "finally we beat freddy krueger, no way he comes back, don't check the corpse, he's dead for sure."
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“.. I asked a few AI researchers whether they could name any other real-world software that scales so poorly. None of them could think of any.
“.. By economic and engineering measures, generative AI might be the worst technology ever deployed.”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
“.. By economic and engineering measures, generative AI might be the worst technology ever deployed.”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
July 15, 2026 at 9:51 AM
“.. I asked a few AI researchers whether they could name any other real-world software that scales so poorly. None of them could think of any.
“.. By economic and engineering measures, generative AI might be the worst technology ever deployed.”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
“.. By economic and engineering measures, generative AI might be the worst technology ever deployed.”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
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Every elderly Republican senator's wiki bio is like:
Famed for bipartisanship, he co-sponsored the Expand Education (1977) and Anti-Radio Monopoly (1986) acts.
His later career was more controversal, with the Legalize Puppy Murder (2021) and Sex Island Tax Relief (2023) acts drawing some criticism
Famed for bipartisanship, he co-sponsored the Expand Education (1977) and Anti-Radio Monopoly (1986) acts.
His later career was more controversal, with the Legalize Puppy Murder (2021) and Sex Island Tax Relief (2023) acts drawing some criticism
July 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Every elderly Republican senator's wiki bio is like:
Famed for bipartisanship, he co-sponsored the Expand Education (1977) and Anti-Radio Monopoly (1986) acts.
His later career was more controversal, with the Legalize Puppy Murder (2021) and Sex Island Tax Relief (2023) acts drawing some criticism
Famed for bipartisanship, he co-sponsored the Expand Education (1977) and Anti-Radio Monopoly (1986) acts.
His later career was more controversal, with the Legalize Puppy Murder (2021) and Sex Island Tax Relief (2023) acts drawing some criticism
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"So let me get this straight, Mr Orbison. You drove all night, crept in her room, made love to her and *then* thought to ask 'is that alright'?"
July 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
"So let me get this straight, Mr Orbison. You drove all night, crept in her room, made love to her and *then* thought to ask 'is that alright'?"
