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John Urquhart
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Cool.
America is falling in love with The Human Printer.
August 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Reposted by John Urquhart
Ellie the Elephant and Anna Wintour
August 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Might try this pickle soaked in extreme sour blue raspberry brine.
July 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
The Odyssey: Athena helps Odysseus fight Cyclops in a story by Homer.

Real Life: “Ate-ena” restaurant, felt odd, see it’s Cyclospora, and went Homer to the toilet!
July 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Why is the caps lock button so big on the keyboard? It gets twice the real estate as control, option, and command. Gimme a break!
July 7, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Holes
July 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
If anyone is looking for me, I’ll be at the 5-million-year-old whale necropolis
INCREDIBLE whalefall news: a five-million old necropolis of whale skeletons has been found -- five active ecosystems and almost 500 fossil cetaceans (incl extinct species!), in the Diamantina Zone, 1200 km long and >5km deep in the Indian Ocean. [open access paper] nature.com/articles/s41...
A 5.3-million-year-old deep-sea whale necropolis in the Diamantina Zone - Nature
Researchers uncovered an enormous deep-sea accumulation of whale remains in the southeastern Indian Ocean, showing long-term, specialized ecosystems and an extensive fossil record that offers new insight into deep-ocean biodiversity and whale evolutionary history.
nature.com
June 16, 2026 at 1:33 PM
When the embalming fluid hits
June 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I was inspired by our First Lady's words on AI.

"Keep using artificial intelligence as a muse to open new pathways." ❤️
June 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
SpaceX? No thanks, I’ll be investing in SpaceK
June 12, 2026 at 12:53 PM
He had a good run. RIP.
April 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Anyone know if Trump woke up this morning? Passed in his sleep?
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Any updates on Trump’s cardiovascular health?
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Jim needs support. Help if you can.
What can I do as a private individual to increase the box office numbers for Avatar 3?
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Fight Club, Braveheart, Avengers: Endgame, The Hangover
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Skeletons shouldn’t have pumpkin heads or be orange. That makes zero sense.
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
At least John Fetterman was smart enough to preemptively cover up all his tattoos for NIN, Deftones, 311, Pennywise, System of a Down, Less Than Jake, Rancid, Toadies, and Alien Ant Farm.
October 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I guess 14 of Musk’s kids were at Riotfest where Gwar simulated the decapitation of Elon. They all thought it was real. I don’t like the guy at all, but that’s pretty messed up.
September 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Tired: Quiet laughter
Wired: Melodic laughter
This is a real letter from Melania Trump to Putin and it’s one of the most vapid things I’ve ever read.
August 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
They were still running the scam despite my family grieving. 😞
July 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Reposted by John Urquhart
If I could time travel I’d go back to an old west frontier town and open a perverted anime figurine shop next to the saloon. A cacophony of vocaloid mewling would blight the town. In confused horror the cowboys would shoot blindly at me, the tatters of body pillows fluttering poignantly in the dust.
July 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The spotted lanternflies know they won the war, and it shows.
July 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ralph Fiennes in pre-production for Conclave 2
April 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
No thank you
March 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If you respond to spam text messages like this, they usually stop bothering you
March 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM