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John Valhalla
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HAIL ETERNAL VICEROY! 🚩 Valhallan 🚩 Patriot 🚩, proud Captain, destroyer of DISSIDENCE. Vlendr 2028! RIP Valhalla Internationale, you will be missed.
I’ll never forget you guys. Maybe some day.
March 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
HELL. YES. DAMN RIGHT!
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Nah. I’m talking about you gulping down all the rumps and ridges of LuxSemper’s witchlike penis.
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Do you like the warm feeling of LuxSemper’s warty cock sliding in and out of your throat?
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Sol STILL isn't going to let you hit.
January 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
TRUE!
January 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
You know what, Luigi? You're right. This was MESSED UP, MAN! I've gone ahead and searched for the first instance of this happening so that we can all report it. Thank you for opening this community's eyes, Luigi. You're a lifesaver. ♥️
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January 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Wow! Keep up the great work! 👍❤️ I hope Myth Luigi likes the fan art!
January 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sigh. MAN, you’re RIGHT! This ENTIRE extended community is CLEARLY mistaken in its vindication that the weekly Myth Luigi-shaped Bluesky account could POSSIBLY be ran by Myth Luigi again.

Amari, LAY OFF, man! This guy’s innocent!
January 5, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Reminder little peasant,
You’re half Libyan.
January 5, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The "reality of the facts" is that you have gushing hemorrhoids coming out of your ass.
January 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Shut the fuck up
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
It may feel like Sorelm’s rough on the outside, but TRUST ME, once you really get to feel the inside of Sorelm, you’ll start to understand why Vlendr appointed him to Lord-Admiral.
December 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Why am I the one designated to make this publicly known? Because JOHN VALHALLA is STILL the most REPUTABLE, AND CREDIBLE source of information in our extended community!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
HAIL VLENDR!
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Nobody wanted you here. You convince yourself that we are a big, unified entity, when we are not. You have been the fascist cocksleeve of LuxSemper for months now, harassing innocent people. You’re going to do the exact same thing in 2 months because you’re a fucking idiot. I HATE you.
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It’s okay, we forgive you. See you in 2 weeks!
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Why did u do dat :<
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM