John
@johnwillbe.bsky.social
I think the concept of breakfast really did me a disservice. I feel so much better when I eat lunch at like 10am lol.
September 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I think the concept of breakfast really did me a disservice. I feel so much better when I eat lunch at like 10am lol.
I've reached a bizarre point where I'm deliberately reading the Bible for research purposes for my writing. I've come a long way from Sunday school LOL.
What strikes me is how much of this is clearly meant to be allegorical, rather than literal.
What strikes me is how much of this is clearly meant to be allegorical, rather than literal.
September 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I've reached a bizarre point where I'm deliberately reading the Bible for research purposes for my writing. I've come a long way from Sunday school LOL.
What strikes me is how much of this is clearly meant to be allegorical, rather than literal.
What strikes me is how much of this is clearly meant to be allegorical, rather than literal.
I've been haunted by the memory of a Christmas game for like 28 years, and I FINALLY found it. It's called
NNNN Toymakers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ib0...
NNNN Toymakers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ib0...
September 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I've been haunted by the memory of a Christmas game for like 28 years, and I FINALLY found it. It's called
NNNN Toymakers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ib0...
NNNN Toymakers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ib0...
I never thought it would happen but I've kinda fallen out of love with dark mode
May 20, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I never thought it would happen but I've kinda fallen out of love with dark mode
I think social media is very similar to the idea of karma, while quitting social media is nirvana
April 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I think social media is very similar to the idea of karma, while quitting social media is nirvana
I would give anything to read Plato’s thoughts on prediction market betting websites and the way people now treat them as objective facts.
March 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I would give anything to read Plato’s thoughts on prediction market betting websites and the way people now treat them as objective facts.
My credit card company sent me a threatening letter because I don’t use it enough lmao.
What is going on with the economy.
What is going on with the economy.
March 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
My credit card company sent me a threatening letter because I don’t use it enough lmao.
What is going on with the economy.
What is going on with the economy.
Pokémon is the only franchise where fans PRAY for wider gaps between releases lmao
February 28, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Pokémon is the only franchise where fans PRAY for wider gaps between releases lmao
50% of tweets: “I need to see this twink [middle aged man] get brat tamed”
The other 50%: “their chemistry is science. that’s not reactivity; it’s gravity”
The other 50%: “their chemistry is science. that’s not reactivity; it’s gravity”
February 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
50% of tweets: “I need to see this twink [middle aged man] get brat tamed”
The other 50%: “their chemistry is science. that’s not reactivity; it’s gravity”
The other 50%: “their chemistry is science. that’s not reactivity; it’s gravity”
Remembering when they took my historically black elemental school (in rural Canada) to the police station for a field trip and took our mugshots 😭
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Remembering when they took my historically black elemental school (in rural Canada) to the police station for a field trip and took our mugshots 😭
Hytale is somehow everything I wanted it to be. I’m running from the bears, I’m running from the foxes, I’m running from the frogs.
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Hytale is somehow everything I wanted it to be. I’m running from the bears, I’m running from the foxes, I’m running from the frogs.
i’m seeing ads for fast food value meals for the first time in like a decade lol. really sets the tone for 2026
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
i’m seeing ads for fast food value meals for the first time in like a decade lol. really sets the tone for 2026
i went to a gentrified restaurant, saw sandwiches are now $26, and got tf outta there lol
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
i went to a gentrified restaurant, saw sandwiches are now $26, and got tf outta there lol
after 11 hours of driving, the conclusion that i’ve come to is that there are a lot of REALLY bad christmas song covers
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
after 11 hours of driving, the conclusion that i’ve come to is that there are a lot of REALLY bad christmas song covers
So much of social media is filled with agenda bots, and it makes me sad when I see real people spend hours arguing with them 😐
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So much of social media is filled with agenda bots, and it makes me sad when I see real people spend hours arguing with them 😐
i changed my phone to black and white to use it less, but i somehow used it even more lmao
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i changed my phone to black and white to use it less, but i somehow used it even more lmao
i bought a ridiculous gaming pc with 64GB RAM because of a pricing error, and it’s looking like the best investment i’ve ever made lol
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i bought a ridiculous gaming pc with 64GB RAM because of a pricing error, and it’s looking like the best investment i’ve ever made lol
I set a reminder for my dentist appointment and accidentally sent a calendar invite to the dentist lmao
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I set a reminder for my dentist appointment and accidentally sent a calendar invite to the dentist lmao
He doesn’t understand how machines work or how people work.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
He doesn’t understand how machines work or how people work.
I had no idea Paramount got Twitter’d 🤢
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I had no idea Paramount got Twitter’d 🤢
Do not use the word “inflammation” around anyone in the pseudoscience circuit or they will be on your ass like a malevolent fae
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Do not use the word “inflammation” around anyone in the pseudoscience circuit or they will be on your ass like a malevolent fae
I think I’m ready for a Steam Deck 2
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I think I’m ready for a Steam Deck 2
i have an appointment at a sleep clinic in 5 hours and the irony is killing me
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
i have an appointment at a sleep clinic in 5 hours and the irony is killing me
they read the My Boyfriend is AI subreddit and saw dollar signs
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
they read the My Boyfriend is AI subreddit and saw dollar signs