Garftato Head
@johnymortis.bsky.social
I have come here to kill God and fuck lasagna, and I am all out of lasagna
THEY BROUGHT BACK THEM FUCKIN QUAALUDES
YEAAAHHHH
YEAAAHHHH
September 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
THEY BROUGHT BACK THEM FUCKIN QUAALUDES
YEAAAHHHH
YEAAAHHHH
You know this guy pokes himself in the eye every time he jacks off
September 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
You know this guy pokes himself in the eye every time he jacks off
The lion does not concern himself with marinara sauce stains in his underwear
August 27, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The lion does not concern himself with marinara sauce stains in his underwear
I miss Quiznos (and early memes)
August 24, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I miss Quiznos (and early memes)
Cruelty squad has led to the creation of a genre I like to call schizopostingcore
August 23, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Cruelty squad has led to the creation of a genre I like to call schizopostingcore
Datk woke H.P. Lovecraft witha white cat named Cracker Woman
August 21, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Datk woke H.P. Lovecraft witha white cat named Cracker Woman
The Buddha is all like "all money is nothing but attachment to the material world, that's why you should just give it all to me."
August 20, 2026 at 5:25 AM
The Buddha is all like "all money is nothing but attachment to the material world, that's why you should just give it all to me."
Me and @jabronimike.bsky.social's Pastatutes
August 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Me and @jabronimike.bsky.social's Pastatutes
Kicked out of Olive Garden again. Apparently "unlimited" breadsticks just means 12 orders and you're not allowed to add your own Alfredo (cum) to the Alfredo sauce.
August 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Kicked out of Olive Garden again. Apparently "unlimited" breadsticks just means 12 orders and you're not allowed to add your own Alfredo (cum) to the Alfredo sauce.
Pure of heart, fat of nuts
August 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Pure of heart, fat of nuts
Me and Jimothy on our way to eat your trash
July 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Me and Jimothy on our way to eat your trash
NO GODS NO MASTERS NO MONDAYS
July 29, 2026 at 7:01 PM
NO GODS NO MASTERS NO MONDAYS
LANDMINE
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
TAKEN MY SPEECH
TAKEN MY HEARING
TAKEN MY ASS
TAKEN MY DICK
TAKEN MY BALLS
TAKEN MY CAR
TAKEN MY DOG
TAKEN MY WIFE
TAKEN MY HOUSE
TAKEN MY LUNCH
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELLLLLLL
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
TAKEN MY SPEECH
TAKEN MY HEARING
TAKEN MY ASS
TAKEN MY DICK
TAKEN MY BALLS
TAKEN MY CAR
TAKEN MY DOG
TAKEN MY WIFE
TAKEN MY HOUSE
TAKEN MY LUNCH
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELLLLLLL
July 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
LANDMINE
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
TAKEN MY SPEECH
TAKEN MY HEARING
TAKEN MY ASS
TAKEN MY DICK
TAKEN MY BALLS
TAKEN MY CAR
TAKEN MY DOG
TAKEN MY WIFE
TAKEN MY HOUSE
TAKEN MY LUNCH
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELLLLLLL
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
TAKEN MY SPEECH
TAKEN MY HEARING
TAKEN MY ASS
TAKEN MY DICK
TAKEN MY BALLS
TAKEN MY CAR
TAKEN MY DOG
TAKEN MY WIFE
TAKEN MY HOUSE
TAKEN MY LUNCH
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELLLLLLL
God is in the simple machines
June 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
God is in the simple machines
I just saw this movie. This is the hardest fucking film ever made
June 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I just saw this movie. This is the hardest fucking film ever made
Reposted by Garftato Head
WEED CHOCOLATE RIVER
April 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
WEED CHOCOLATE RIVER
I just saw the word hoe spelled like heaux like okay Shakespeare calm down 😂
May 22, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I just saw the word hoe spelled like heaux like okay Shakespeare calm down 😂
I AM A MAN WHO'S MADE OF MEAT
YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET LOOKING AT f e e t
YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET LOOKING AT f e e t
May 20, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I AM A MAN WHO'S MADE OF MEAT
YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET LOOKING AT f e e t
YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET LOOKING AT f e e t
Tankie streamer: "You say Marxist-Leninism results in tyranny, but he CNT killed people, how do you respond?"
Me: Interesting, interesting. (I have already sent a bomb to their mailbox)
Me: Interesting, interesting. (I have already sent a bomb to their mailbox)
April 30, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Tankie streamer: "You say Marxist-Leninism results in tyranny, but he CNT killed people, how do you respond?"
Me: Interesting, interesting. (I have already sent a bomb to their mailbox)
Me: Interesting, interesting. (I have already sent a bomb to their mailbox)