Bea (bobthebob)
@joke.enterprises
xe/her, 22
gameplay engineer @ Respawn Entertainment on Apex Legends + occasional Titanfall janitoring, made northstar.tf, gay rhythm gamer and hobbyist arcade technician
robot ferret thing in cyberspace
currently working on: Flatcade
yay wife: @ucob.lgbt
gameplay engineer @ Respawn Entertainment on Apex Legends + occasional Titanfall janitoring, made northstar.tf, gay rhythm gamer and hobbyist arcade technician
robot ferret thing in cyberspace
currently working on: Flatcade
yay wife: @ucob.lgbt
Pinned
Bea (bobthebob)
@joke.enterprises
· Jul 7
if you cum too fast its actually the same as how in japan its polite to slurp your noodles really loud. dattebayo stay premature oomfies
Reposted by Bea (bobthebob)
I can’t explain it but the supermicro logo looks like they make mozzarella
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I can’t explain it but the supermicro logo looks like they make mozzarella
*cocks gun* show me your chunithm mother fucker
September 20, 2026 at 11:44 PM
*cocks gun* show me your chunithm mother fucker
this is me if u even care
September 18, 2026 at 9:20 AM
this is me if u even care
Reposted by Bea (bobthebob)
video games be like you must collect orichalcum
September 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
video games be like you must collect orichalcum
anyone wanna hang out here. no theres no particular reason why why would you think that
September 17, 2026 at 6:59 AM
anyone wanna hang out here. no theres no particular reason why why would you think that
outfit repeater Ft. Evil Juice
September 17, 2026 at 6:40 AM
outfit repeater Ft. Evil Juice
yeah genuinely i dont know what the last time a video game actually made me consistently laugh for like 3 hours was, really incredibly well written in a way that feels targeted specifically at my sense of humour about 80% of the time
beginning to understand the deltarune hype
September 15, 2026 at 7:29 PM
yeah genuinely i dont know what the last time a video game actually made me consistently laugh for like 3 hours was, really incredibly well written in a way that feels targeted specifically at my sense of humour about 80% of the time
Reposted by Bea (bobthebob)
congrats babe you made it. all that hard work paid off. now you suck bigtime
September 15, 2026 at 12:53 PM
congrats babe you made it. all that hard work paid off. now you suck bigtime
beginning to understand the deltarune hype
September 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
beginning to understand the deltarune hype
Reposted by Bea (bobthebob)
i'll block a bitch on zenius-I-vanisher.com
September 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
i'll block a bitch on zenius-I-vanisher.com
is there a lore reason why if i have a normal day and go to sleep normal style i feel like shit in the morning but if i get drunk/inebriated/do manual labour until 5am/etc i wake up feeling all energised. whats Up with that
September 12, 2026 at 11:20 AM
is there a lore reason why if i have a normal day and go to sleep normal style i feel like shit in the morning but if i get drunk/inebriated/do manual labour until 5am/etc i wake up feeling all energised. whats Up with that
Reposted by Bea (bobthebob)
lowkey we’re all smoking penis
September 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
lowkey we’re all smoking penis
i feel like i could fully eat someone like in the new metroid lowkey. like if u gave me the metroid dna hand or whatever i'd fuck that up
September 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
i feel like i could fully eat someone like in the new metroid lowkey. like if u gave me the metroid dna hand or whatever i'd fuck that up
Reposted by Bea (bobthebob)
“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
September 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
thanks man that really helps me out
September 10, 2026 at 11:53 AM
thanks man that really helps me out
Reposted by Bea (bobthebob)
starting my new era its callef the im normal era
September 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
starting my new era its callef the im normal era
should i replay half life 1 or 2 this week
September 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
should i replay half life 1 or 2 this week
eepy sleepiest tiredest girl known 2 man
September 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
eepy sleepiest tiredest girl known 2 man
Reposted by Bea (bobthebob)
woke up early to help my wife move big wood and now I'm tired and aching I should consider being a shit partner instead of helping next time
September 8, 2026 at 9:13 AM
woke up early to help my wife move big wood and now I'm tired and aching I should consider being a shit partner instead of helping next time
good ass episode. definitely tied for best dr who episode ever i think
September 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
good ass episode. definitely tied for best dr who episode ever i think
following doctor who thoughts and getting laid thoughts i am choosing the superior option to fill the remainder of my evening. they simply have not made a serial that does it like this since
September 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
following doctor who thoughts and getting laid thoughts i am choosing the superior option to fill the remainder of my evening. they simply have not made a serial that does it like this since
anyway in other news i am TRYING a dating app again out of sheer fucking boredom because unfortunately i am an attention whore and wanna flirt with people. i am sure the psychic damage will not be immense and immediate
September 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
anyway in other news i am TRYING a dating app again out of sheer fucking boredom because unfortunately i am an attention whore and wanna flirt with people. i am sure the psychic damage will not be immense and immediate
particularly the one doctor who story that continually manages to brainworm me is one of the early 1st doctor big finish audios - they land on a planet with a species that is much smaller than them and also goes through time much slower, as they're sitting about conversing the species...
im not particularly tuned into the whole doctor who fanfilm scene at this point but i probably should be, but some of the big finish stuff is great and really shows what the show could be to me. i should lowkey write some doccy who fanfic or something tbh
September 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
particularly the one doctor who story that continually manages to brainworm me is one of the early 1st doctor big finish audios - they land on a planet with a species that is much smaller than them and also goes through time much slower, as they're sitting about conversing the species...