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Very big in Sheboygan.

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Everything these two clowns do is for show, for the cameras

But still, inject this right into my arsehole for the rest of time. Especially Cundy's dejection.
What a meltdown from Jamie O'Hara as England crash out of the world cup.
For once that nugget Cundy is speechless.
Glorious viewing 🙌
July 16, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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2 - There are just two occasions of a team scoring first in the semi-final but not reaching the final of the FIFA World Cup in the 21st century – both of them are England (vs Croatia in 2018 and Argentina in 2026).

Familiar.
July 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Kramer's 'That's a Shame' Moment
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July 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I'm amazed that penalty wasn't given but Harry Kane being a diving bastard as usual.

I wonder if the SPFL will be taking notes about the lack of VAR interventions for next season instead of agonising over everything that happens?
July 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Some extremely tremendous refereeing happening
July 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Which Scotland players has Gary Neville never heard of because of the level they play at?

Only Scott McKenna (who had 4 years at Forest and 1 in La Liga with Las Palmas) and Jack Hendry playing for a gang in Saudi don't play in the Scottish or English Premiership, English Championship or Serie A.
June 28, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Goals by Motherwell's Eli Just at this World Cup - 3.

Goals from the entire Scotland team at the last 3 tournaments combined - 3.
June 27, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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It is done
June 27, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I really don't know what to make of Steve Clark's Scotland team anymore. I mean the fact we're qualifying for tournaments again is clearly good but once we're actually there, deary me.

4 goals across 3 tournaments (1 was an OG), had 20 shots on target in 9 games with 0 on target in 3 of those
June 26, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Had Paraguay Australia in my both teams to score coupon, the only game to let me down yesterday. I should have known the treacherous bastards would play out a corrupt 0-0 that sees both teams qualify.
June 26, 2026 at 6:27 AM
100 years old and carrying a sign to the football. What an absolute embarrassment. Grow up!
Two days before his 39th birthday, Lionel Messi tonight became the leading goalscorer in World Cup history, but he wasn't the only veteran celebrating his double against Austria 🇦🇷

𝘚𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘌𝘕𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘛: 𝘉𝘉𝘊
June 23, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Is there anything in this world that David Beckham won't whore himself out for?
June 20, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Of course if there was a team who was going to concede a goal before they had even touched the ball at this World Cup it was going to be Scotland.

Embarrassing so far.
June 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
That's me older than the Motherwell manager.
Dana Carvey: Back In My Day!
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June 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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ME LOOKING FOR A BED
June 16, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I see it's only a 13 minute walk from Kilmarnock station to yer Maw.
June 2, 2026 at 10:17 AM
That's madness calling up Tyler Fletcher ahead of Lennon Miller.

The cynic in me is wondering how many caps does Fletcher need before he can't change his mind to play for England?
May 31, 2026 at 9:43 AM
He should have been taken off as soon as he was clearly hurt after the original challenge. That big balloon they had playing on the left was clearly going to injure somebody yesterday, someone should have got to grips with that early on.

Why can't we just have nice things?
Billy Gilmour is out of the World Cup after sustaining a knee injury

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May 31, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I can fully get behind this flag and the message on it, but the fact that they done one for fucking Kettlewell devalues it just a bit.
May 27, 2026 at 11:37 AM
May 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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The light has gone out of my life.
May 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
My head has totally gone at the Halliday guard of honour.

Fucking woke nonsense.
May 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Airdrie joining Ross County down in the 2nd Division and Saint Mirren taking a scudding to all but cement their place in the relegation play off.

Happy as Larry. Could not be happier.
May 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Tee-hee.

Couldn't be happier for Declan Gallagher and Stuart Kettlewell.
May 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Everyone needs to settle down a bit after these friendlies. We've lost 1-0 to two good sides while giving some guys a token run out and trying a couple of things. It's nowhere near taking a scudding off Iceland and struggling by Gibraltar 2 years ago.

We'll batter Haiti in that first WC game.
April 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM