Mr. Dictionary
@jontypesthings.bsky.social
Love pro wrestling, comics, and other stuff I should've grown out of but never will at this point. The last linear TV loyalist under the age of 60.
Are folks gonna give AEW shit for the nicotine pouch ad or nah
September 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Are folks gonna give AEW shit for the nicotine pouch ad or nah
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uncanny resemblance
August 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
uncanny resemblance
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beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
August 29, 2026 at 11:52 PM
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
What a country I live in
Trump is now threatening to report NBC’s Kristen Welker to the FCC for “rebuke or punishment” because she said his endorsements have had “mixed results.”
He then calls on FCC Chair Brendan Carr to “take this Threat to our Country very seriously.”
Truly psychotic and anti-American.
He then calls on FCC Chair Brendan Carr to “take this Threat to our Country very seriously.”
Truly psychotic and anti-American.
August 30, 2026 at 4:46 PM
What a country I live in
Britt Baker? No thanks
August 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Britt Baker? No thanks
There's no way I'm watching the Buy In before the Trios Title gauntlet thing, that looks awful haha
August 30, 2026 at 3:22 AM
There's no way I'm watching the Buy In before the Trios Title gauntlet thing, that looks awful haha
Always fun to dry up a lake because I wanna vibe code a match tracker app for myself instead of filling out a spreadsheet
August 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Always fun to dry up a lake because I wanna vibe code a match tracker app for myself instead of filling out a spreadsheet
Oooof that Produce guy is doing himself no favors on X, the Everything App.
August 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Oooof that Produce guy is doing himself no favors on X, the Everything App.
HARD AGREE
100%. Watching TV is supposed to be all about watching the least horrible thing that is currently on, it should not be up to you what to watch, you should have severe limitations imposed on you
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
August 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
HARD AGREE
Watching SummerSlam trying not to remember that my first SummerSlam was 35 FUCKING YEARS AGO
August 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Watching SummerSlam trying not to remember that my first SummerSlam was 35 FUCKING YEARS AGO
The 07.25 #AJPW Summer Action Series event featured a Triple Crown main event, Tamura's first defense of the Junior Title, and the announcement of a big main event for the August 29th EBARA WAVE show. Peep the results and my thoughts here: #ajpwtv
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/a...
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/a...
'AJPW SUMMER ACTION SERIES' 07.25.26 Results + Review
Miyahara defends the Triple Crown against Ayabe, Tamura defends the Junior Title against Doi, and...not much else, to be honest.
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August 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The 07.25 #AJPW Summer Action Series event featured a Triple Crown main event, Tamura's first defense of the Junior Title, and the announcement of a big main event for the August 29th EBARA WAVE show. Peep the results and my thoughts here: #ajpwtv
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/a...
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/a...
Is anyone actually watching those PRODUCE shows or are they just being tossed out into the vacuum of space?
July 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Is anyone actually watching those PRODUCE shows or are they just being tossed out into the vacuum of space?
Eyyy hell yeah
#AndNEW!!!
The ‘It Girl’ Maya World is your NEW TBS CHAMPION after an incredible match!
Watch #AEWRedemption LIVE on HBO Max PPV!
The ‘It Girl’ Maya World is your NEW TBS CHAMPION after an incredible match!
Watch #AEWRedemption LIVE on HBO Max PPV!
July 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Eyyy hell yeah
Yiiiiiikes
XBOX Insiders - "Today, we’re starting to test an ad-supported way to stream select games from your library for a limited time, available to XBOX Insiders."
Players will have one hour session limits across supported devices and regions.
news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/0...
Players will have one hour session limits across supported devices and regions.
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July 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Yiiiiiikes
I cannot wait for Tubi to start charging people in the future, that's gonna be so fucking funny.
July 21, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I cannot wait for Tubi to start charging people in the future, that's gonna be so fucking funny.
Check out the results and my thoughts on the very good 07.19 Summer Action Series event from #ajpw. Go vs. Suwama is finally going to happen! #ajpwtv
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/a...
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/a...
'AJPW SUMMER ACTION SERIES' 07.19.26 Results & Review
Saitos defend the Tag Titles against Sekimoto & Mashimo, the Blocks and participants for the Jr. League are announced, and more!
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July 21, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Check out the results and my thoughts on the very good 07.19 Summer Action Series event from #ajpw. Go vs. Suwama is finally going to happen! #ajpwtv
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/a...
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/a...
Check out my coverage (results/review/recap) of today's SUMMER EPIC event. Lots of things going on in #noah_ghc ...unfortunately not a lot of things I'm particularly interested in.
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/p...
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'Pro Wrestling NOAH Summer Epic' 07.18.26 Recap + Review
Haste defends the GHC Title against OZAWA, Naito & Kiyomiya battle for number one contendership, and NOAH puts on its first-ever Ladder Match.
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July 19, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Check out my coverage (results/review/recap) of today's SUMMER EPIC event. Lots of things going on in #noah_ghc ...unfortunately not a lot of things I'm particularly interested in.
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/p...
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/p...
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Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.
July 17, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.
The debut episode of #MLPMayhem is a big ol' swing and miss for me. Results & my thoughts: open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/m...
'MLP MAYHEM' 07.16.26 Results & Recap
Maple Leaf Pro makes its big TV debut...and does nothing to make it worth a continued watch.
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July 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
The debut episode of #MLPMayhem is a big ol' swing and miss for me. Results & my thoughts: open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/m...
Giving the first MLP Mayhem a shot since it's free on MyAEW. I am very whelmed.
July 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Giving the first MLP Mayhem a shot since it's free on MyAEW. I am very whelmed.
I'll need to get over it because my day job is obsessed but I get genuinely offended when I ask someone a question and they tell me to use our ChatGPT. I asked *you*.
July 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I'll need to get over it because my day job is obsessed but I get genuinely offended when I ask someone a question and they tell me to use our ChatGPT. I asked *you*.
Make no mistake, John Cena is the modern equivalent of a straight to video actor. But I respect that, glad it fulfills him.
July 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Make no mistake, John Cena is the modern equivalent of a straight to video actor. But I respect that, glad it fulfills him.
Even at 55 Aja Kong is fucking terrifying. That is *AURA*.
July 13, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Even at 55 Aja Kong is fucking terrifying. That is *AURA*.
Results & Review of the first night of the #ajpw Summer Action Series, featuring previews of the bigger matches to come on the tour as well as some teases for the upcoming Junior League. #ajpwtv #wrestlesky
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/a...
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/a...
'AJPW SUMMER ACTION SERIES' 07.11.26 Results + Recap
Opening night of the Summer Action Series features...a lot of previews of much bigger matches to come and also Masaaki Mochizuki is back!
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July 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Results & Review of the first night of the #ajpw Summer Action Series, featuring previews of the bigger matches to come on the tour as well as some teases for the upcoming Junior League. #ajpwtv #wrestlesky
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/a...
open.substack.com/pub/jvpw/p/a...