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Jason Alexander glow-up
September 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Jason Alexander glow-up
One Xmas my wife surprised me with an original release of Half Gentlemen Not Beasts with all the inserts and I was flabbergasted
August 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
One Xmas my wife surprised me with an original release of Half Gentlemen Not Beasts with all the inserts and I was flabbergasted
Webcomics unfortunately revived the ancient newspaper strip technique of including a few more pointless panels after the punchline
August 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Webcomics unfortunately revived the ancient newspaper strip technique of including a few more pointless panels after the punchline
People use the term "emotional labor" correctly about 1% of the time.
August 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
People use the term "emotional labor" correctly about 1% of the time.
Similar experience with the Elden Ring Convergence mod. Your character is OP and all the bosses are OP and everything feels just out of tune.
August 5, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Similar experience with the Elden Ring Convergence mod. Your character is OP and all the bosses are OP and everything feels just out of tune.
It's such a great movie if you can be comfortable with children talking like they're in a Tarantino
August 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
It's such a great movie if you can be comfortable with children talking like they're in a Tarantino
Everything Falls Apart, Zen Arcade, New Day Rising
or
The Punch Line, What Makes a Man Start Fires?, Double Nickels On The Dime
or
The Punch Line, What Makes a Man Start Fires?, Double Nickels On The Dime
August 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Everything Falls Apart, Zen Arcade, New Day Rising
or
The Punch Line, What Makes a Man Start Fires?, Double Nickels On The Dime
or
The Punch Line, What Makes a Man Start Fires?, Double Nickels On The Dime
The movie version of Neu 2 side 2
July 20, 2026 at 4:04 AM
The movie version of Neu 2 side 2
Remembering when asshole John Smoltz injured himself by attempting to iron a shirt while he was wearing it
July 19, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Remembering when asshole John Smoltz injured himself by attempting to iron a shirt while he was wearing it
My wife has learned that Jimothy lives on our block. We will be on the lookout for respectful photos every evening.
July 18, 2026 at 2:41 AM
My wife has learned that Jimothy lives on our block. We will be on the lookout for respectful photos every evening.
Expanding into the broader muppet universe, Grover would be an amazing Candide
June 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Expanding into the broader muppet universe, Grover would be an amazing Candide
I once worked with a woman whose dream was to be on WoF and she got on the episode with Rams quarterback Kurt Warner. The phrase was E___EL T__ER and she crashed out trying to buy an A because it had already been bought.
June 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I once worked with a woman whose dream was to be on WoF and she got on the episode with Rams quarterback Kurt Warner. The phrase was E___EL T__ER and she crashed out trying to buy an A because it had already been bought.
Why did she need to travel to London to interview an AI bot? I couldn't even hate read beyond that point.
May 31, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Why did she need to travel to London to interview an AI bot? I couldn't even hate read beyond that point.
They just released another fuckin' Jack Ryan movie the other day!
May 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
They just released another fuckin' Jack Ryan movie the other day!
David Warner as Jon Irenicus in Baldur's Gate 2
May 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
David Warner as Jon Irenicus in Baldur's Gate 2
If that's not enough for you, 11th edition 40k release box comes out next month
May 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
If that's not enough for you, 11th edition 40k release box comes out next month
One of my favorites from 2025 was the collab between The Body and Intensive Care, but you can't go wrong with any of The Body's collabs. Is that too sludge-adjacent?
April 27, 2026 at 5:14 AM
One of my favorites from 2025 was the collab between The Body and Intensive Care, but you can't go wrong with any of The Body's collabs. Is that too sludge-adjacent?
Someone once asked Albini if there were any artists he hadn't worked with and wished he could. He mentioned Neil Young, except that those albums sound perfect already.
March 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Someone once asked Albini if there were any artists he hadn't worked with and wished he could. He mentioned Neil Young, except that those albums sound perfect already.
I'm mad that he chose a name so similar to Drawn & Quarterly
March 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I'm mad that he chose a name so similar to Drawn & Quarterly
I remember an article from years back about how he has never experienced normal adult life. Went straight from Harvard Lampoon to SNL.
March 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
I remember an article from years back about how he has never experienced normal adult life. Went straight from Harvard Lampoon to SNL.
When talking to my wife, dog, anyone: "WHAT are you doing, Mitchell"
February 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
When talking to my wife, dog, anyone: "WHAT are you doing, Mitchell"