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This Flyers season feels really scary. It doesn’t even look close to last year’s group and it’s nearly the exact same. Something is not right. I really don’t think they came to camp ready as a whole. They’re almost two steps slow and fighting the puck everywhere.
October 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
That siren that plays with two strikes at Truist is giving me "Bruins goal horn" agita.
September 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
me!
Backlog Month starts this Sunday! Some cool people will be joining me this year for it too. Can't wait for y'all to hear the episodes :)

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September 30, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I guess he learned I got my master's and a raise
September 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
$3.12 for two liters of Dr Pepper.

What in the hell is happening?
September 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
September 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
One look at this, and I knew something was immediately wrong.

AI strikes again.

That is not the Saints' logo, one that I went out and spent so many hours trying to defend and uphold. I'm really disappointed.
August 31, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Do I miss calling hockey games? Yes. Do I miss literally *everything else that comes along with it*? Not in the absolute slightest.
August 27, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I spent one day off, and out of guilt, went into the office hunched over making phone calls. I didn't want to be "that guy." It sucks.

It makes me angry.
August 27, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I had emergency surgery on my gallbladder, and on that same day, I was told by a team consultant in my previous life to "take the time you need," but "we need you in the office making calls for season ticket renewals."

So, double standard.
August 27, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I'm happy for Victor Hedman. I'm glad he will use his platform to get the mental health message out.

I do know, however, when I claimed mental health struggles in my previous life, I was fired in part for standing up for myself when it was made the butt end of a joke.

So, double standard.
August 27, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Marty Biron is gonna be pissed that EBUGs have to wear #00. He was the first.
August 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
If I'm to believe them, I'm supposed to get like a MAGA coffee mug, a $5,000 tariff check, a DOGE check, special access to the president, and I'd be out all of that money because the asks for money to beat back the "radical left communists and fascists" is constant.

Oh, and Elon is always mad.
August 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Just a few examples of the nonsense I get every day.
August 20, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Okay, some western PA old guy signed my phone number up for incessant, constant MAGA texts. Some of these subject lines are absolutely insane.

My inbox will never know peace. You can unsubscribe from them all day...but they come back with a new number and the same message, over and over again...
August 20, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Who should I follow on here?
July 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Hey Marty, sorry we bother you so much and that our love is going to destroy society, even though we are some of the most loving and giving people out there.
July 18, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I hate that his music is the sound of my childhood, but he hates people like me. Why is it so hard to just be okay with your fellow human? I will never understand.
July 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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4 x $9.125M for Zegras

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July 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Being in Montréal is great, and I can speak French to a very limited extent, but I can’t understand it spoken back at me. Humbling.
July 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I guess that's one way to inject elite talent into the lineup

(potentially)
The Flyers have done a 5 x$18M offer sheet for Leo Carlsson
July 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I hate ChatGPT and I miss a world without LLMs
July 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Calling Vladar Ersson once, fine. We've all done it. Twice, even when your cohorts are gently trying to remind you it's Vladar? Bad. Almost a third time? What is going on?

get me a headset
May 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
me when people get names wrong
a woman is screaming and looking at a blue light coming from her eyes
ALT: a woman is screaming and looking at a blue light coming from her eyes
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May 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Stankoven is the new Pietrangelo. Fehervary is up there too. We need to find the single way to say these names. I'm sure it's STAN-koven, puh-TRAN-jell-oh, and feh-her-VAHR-ee. So tired of hearing STANK-oven, PET-ran-jell-oh and fehr-uh-vahr-ee.

Details matter. The has-been has spoken.
May 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM