Jordan Garnjobst
@jordo23.bsky.social
Go Team Blue! Music Lover, Concert Goer, Friend of the Arts, Vinyl Collector, Proud Product of the Midwest
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Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
September 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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IT SHOULD BE A BIGGER STORY THAT THE US PRESIDENT ACTUALLY TRIED TO BRIBE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ON LIVE TV 🙄
IN A NATION OF LAWS HE WOULD HAVE BEEN DRAGGED OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE IN HANDCUFFS 🤬
IN A NATION OF LAWS HE WOULD HAVE BEEN DRAGGED OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE IN HANDCUFFS 🤬
September 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
IT SHOULD BE A BIGGER STORY THAT THE US PRESIDENT ACTUALLY TRIED TO BRIBE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ON LIVE TV 🙄
IN A NATION OF LAWS HE WOULD HAVE BEEN DRAGGED OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE IN HANDCUFFS 🤬
IN A NATION OF LAWS HE WOULD HAVE BEEN DRAGGED OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE IN HANDCUFFS 🤬
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I’m not an immunologist, but there appears to be a strong positive correlation between vaccine skepticism and being an insufferable asshole.
August 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I’m not an immunologist, but there appears to be a strong positive correlation between vaccine skepticism and being an insufferable asshole.
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If anyone ever says "Give me a ballpark figure?" say 41,649. That's the capacity of Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs. You're welcome.
August 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
If anyone ever says "Give me a ballpark figure?" say 41,649. That's the capacity of Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs. You're welcome.
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I will never get over how Americans have 37 flavours of Doritos, and only two political parties to choose from.
August 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I will never get over how Americans have 37 flavours of Doritos, and only two political parties to choose from.
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I really like ESPN. However, they are embarrassing the hell out of themselves by covering this fake wrestling bullshit like it’s a real sport.
Please stop wasting my time
Please stop wasting my time
August 1, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I really like ESPN. However, they are embarrassing the hell out of themselves by covering this fake wrestling bullshit like it’s a real sport.
Please stop wasting my time
Please stop wasting my time
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The greatest finish on the Champs-Élysées ever!
July 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The greatest finish on the Champs-Élysées ever!
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I just saw a reel of a young man doing a thing called “What’s on Grandpa’s Turntable” - & he reviewed the album the Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails.
I’m just going to lay here and turn into dust now.
I’m just going to lay here and turn into dust now.
July 26, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I just saw a reel of a young man doing a thing called “What’s on Grandpa’s Turntable” - & he reviewed the album the Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails.
I’m just going to lay here and turn into dust now.
I’m just going to lay here and turn into dust now.
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All the reactions to American food... I would like to remind everyone living here, our food is so good because of immigration. We started using flavors from other countries and mixing them. Just like our population. We'd still be eating beans on toast without immigrants.
July 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
All the reactions to American food... I would like to remind everyone living here, our food is so good because of immigration. We started using flavors from other countries and mixing them. Just like our population. We'd still be eating beans on toast without immigrants.
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Damn, America was embarrassed out there tonight, 4-1.
Couldn't this jackass stop inserting himself into every fucking thing?
Everything trump touches dies.
Couldn't this jackass stop inserting himself into every fucking thing?
Everything trump touches dies.
July 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Damn, America was embarrassed out there tonight, 4-1.
Couldn't this jackass stop inserting himself into every fucking thing?
Everything trump touches dies.
Couldn't this jackass stop inserting himself into every fucking thing?
Everything trump touches dies.
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People will never feel that their vote really counts until we secure elections from hacking, overturn Citizens United dark money, and end partisan gerrymandering.
July 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
People will never feel that their vote really counts until we secure elections from hacking, overturn Citizens United dark money, and end partisan gerrymandering.
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If you think his affect on the Knicks and USMNT is bad, wait until I tell you how much he’s fucked up our whole country
July 7, 2026 at 1:49 AM
If you think his affect on the Knicks and USMNT is bad, wait until I tell you how much he’s fucked up our whole country
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Giants OLB Abdul Carter on why he responded critically to Jaxson Dart’s decision to introduce Donald Trump:
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
May 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Giants OLB Abdul Carter on why he responded critically to Jaxson Dart’s decision to introduce Donald Trump:
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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In a nutshell. 😊
April 20, 2026 at 3:41 AM
In a nutshell. 😊
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CNN reports that 75% of Americans support impeaching, prosecuting, and imprisoning Donald Trump
April 3, 2026 at 11:22 AM
CNN reports that 75% of Americans support impeaching, prosecuting, and imprisoning Donald Trump
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"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
February 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
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Pete Buttigieg: “Even the greatest country, if it loses the rule of law, will not have much left.”
REPOST if you stand with Pete Buttigieg!
REPOST if you stand with Pete Buttigieg!
February 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Pete Buttigieg: “Even the greatest country, if it loses the rule of law, will not have much left.”
REPOST if you stand with Pete Buttigieg!
REPOST if you stand with Pete Buttigieg!
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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
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Finally watched Chappelle’s SNL monologue. I’m not sure why so many people said he bombed—it was very good.
The ending about Jimmy Carter visiting Palestine was really moving. That alone makes it worth the watch imho.
The ending about Jimmy Carter visiting Palestine was really moving. That alone makes it worth the watch imho.
January 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Finally watched Chappelle’s SNL monologue. I’m not sure why so many people said he bombed—it was very good.
The ending about Jimmy Carter visiting Palestine was really moving. That alone makes it worth the watch imho.
The ending about Jimmy Carter visiting Palestine was really moving. That alone makes it worth the watch imho.
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Bluesky is a fucking liferaft afloat a deep, icy sea - as the titanic of reality and sanity begins sinking before our very eyes.
I'm just hanging on for dear life.
I'm just hanging on for dear life.
January 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Bluesky is a fucking liferaft afloat a deep, icy sea - as the titanic of reality and sanity begins sinking before our very eyes.
I'm just hanging on for dear life.
I'm just hanging on for dear life.
