jordyn
@jordynnn.bsky.social
avid carlos sainz appreciator.
I like sports and pop culture.
upper midwest, 32, queer, she/her.
I like sports and pop culture.
upper midwest, 32, queer, she/her.
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jordyn
@jordynnn.bsky.social
· Mar 24
new season new intro post ✨
🏎️: 55, 81; (MV too if you squint)
🏒: penguins
⚾️: brewers, baby
🎾: alcaraz
🏈: bama
🎶: lewis capaldi forever
i am in love with hudson williams and my only personality trait rn is being hudcon/hollanov down. i read books sometimes and i talk about my kid a lot.
🏎️: 55, 81; (MV too if you squint)
🏒: penguins
⚾️: brewers, baby
🎾: alcaraz
🏈: bama
🎶: lewis capaldi forever
i am in love with hudson williams and my only personality trait rn is being hudcon/hollanov down. i read books sometimes and i talk about my kid a lot.
A Sheetz ad for pierogies in the background of this brewers/pirates game just made me giggle
September 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
A Sheetz ad for pierogies in the background of this brewers/pirates game just made me giggle
Yesterday my son used “fuckin” correctly twice and I was like “listen buddy you can I only say that word in the bathroom at home, nowhere else”. 45 minutes later he’s going to the bathroom and I hear him saying “help me build this fuckin thing” over and over again 😭
September 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Yesterday my son used “fuckin” correctly twice and I was like “listen buddy you can I only say that word in the bathroom at home, nowhere else”. 45 minutes later he’s going to the bathroom and I hear him saying “help me build this fuckin thing” over and over again 😭
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just reading up on the us open winner and he has real foreboding subheads on his wikipedia
September 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
just reading up on the us open winner and he has real foreboding subheads on his wikipedia
I have the most intense craving for crunchy food. I just ordered 3 kinds of chips, pickles, cucumbers, honey crisp apples, and carrots. Crunch crunch crunch crunch. Pregnancy is WILD
September 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I have the most intense craving for crunchy food. I just ordered 3 kinds of chips, pickles, cucumbers, honey crisp apples, and carrots. Crunch crunch crunch crunch. Pregnancy is WILD
My 4 year old now sings “do do do max astappen” randomly and I count that as a WIN
September 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
My 4 year old now sings “do do do max astappen” randomly and I count that as a WIN
Idk who this guy on the Apple TV mlb broadcast is but he sounds like Steve O and I can’t unhear it
September 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Idk who this guy on the Apple TV mlb broadcast is but he sounds like Steve O and I can’t unhear it
I can’t imagine how fun it must be to be 4 years old
September 11, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I can’t imagine how fun it must be to be 4 years old
Trying to determine if my unborn daughter is doing a polka dance, the Macarena, or perhaps an irish jig upon my bladder rn
September 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Trying to determine if my unborn daughter is doing a polka dance, the Macarena, or perhaps an irish jig upon my bladder rn
The thought of living in a different country and not having to work full time until the second I have this baby and THEN getting more than 8 weeks of maternity leave….. I just want to nap bro do you know how hard it is growing a child inside of your body while also having a 4 year old
September 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The thought of living in a different country and not having to work full time until the second I have this baby and THEN getting more than 8 weeks of maternity leave….. I just want to nap bro do you know how hard it is growing a child inside of your body while also having a 4 year old
I don’t like it when my guys face each other so like I WANT Shelton to win right but also I don’t want him to play Alcaraz bc I’m always so torn
September 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I don’t like it when my guys face each other so like I WANT Shelton to win right but also I don’t want him to play Alcaraz bc I’m always so torn
I’m 6 months pregnant and there is not a SINGLE baby pickle in my fridge and my husband thinks it’s funny bc APPARENTLY I am nothing but a joke to him
September 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I’m 6 months pregnant and there is not a SINGLE baby pickle in my fridge and my husband thinks it’s funny bc APPARENTLY I am nothing but a joke to him
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September 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Carlos Alcaraz the man that you are
September 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Carlos Alcaraz the man that you are
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If that happened to me I would lash out with unnecessary anger and borderline violence
Imagine waiting 7 years just for it to be "your turn," just for some Italian twink to come in and snatch it all away from you
September 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
If that happened to me I would lash out with unnecessary anger and borderline violence
My son is finally on the right side of things and running around yelling GO KIMI GO KIMI
September 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM
My son is finally on the right side of things and running around yelling GO KIMI GO KIMI
Letting Lewis walk bc you had so much faith in Kimi only to then turn around and favor his pissbaby of a teammate is a CHOICE
September 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Letting Lewis walk bc you had so much faith in Kimi only to then turn around and favor his pissbaby of a teammate is a CHOICE
Whole house singing DUDUDUDU
September 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Whole house singing DUDUDUDU
Never in my life did I consider that “anyone but 63/4” could mean an ALPINE??
September 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Never in my life did I consider that “anyone but 63/4” could mean an ALPINE??
Just saw a friend of mine post that her son started 6th grade this week and lost his last baby tooth and I’m baffled that it happened so young??? But maybe that’s normal, I had my last 4 baby teeth pulled when I was like 20 😂
September 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Just saw a friend of mine post that her son started 6th grade this week and lost his last baby tooth and I’m baffled that it happened so young??? But maybe that’s normal, I had my last 4 baby teeth pulled when I was like 20 😂
By golly the milwaukee brewers are fun
September 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
By golly the milwaukee brewers are fun
Death, taxes, Carlos Alcaraz raising my blood pressure unnecessarily
September 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Death, taxes, Carlos Alcaraz raising my blood pressure unnecessarily
I hate getting attached to brewers players bc you know the team is never gonna pay them their worth. I’m gonna miss Contreras, man
September 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I hate getting attached to brewers players bc you know the team is never gonna pay them their worth. I’m gonna miss Contreras, man
Having a shit morning so ate 3 bites of cake to help, will report back on results
September 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Having a shit morning so ate 3 bites of cake to help, will report back on results
I’m convinced my son just wants to cheer for the teams I hate bc he is currently saying “go white team! Go white team” watching brewers v cubs.
Brother. You were literally born in Wisconsin. Let’s not do this
Brother. You were literally born in Wisconsin. Let’s not do this
September 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I’m convinced my son just wants to cheer for the teams I hate bc he is currently saying “go white team! Go white team” watching brewers v cubs.
Brother. You were literally born in Wisconsin. Let’s not do this
Brother. You were literally born in Wisconsin. Let’s not do this
I realize it’s my fault for wanting to get pregnant in the first place, and I know I am so lucky to even be in the midst of a healthy pregnancy but my god do some days just fucking suck man. I am so uncomfortable and no matter how I lay I can’t GET comfortable and I just want my body back
August 29, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I realize it’s my fault for wanting to get pregnant in the first place, and I know I am so lucky to even be in the midst of a healthy pregnancy but my god do some days just fucking suck man. I am so uncomfortable and no matter how I lay I can’t GET comfortable and I just want my body back