Josh Morgan
@joshmorgan.bsky.social
Film fan, dog lover and occasional musician. Relic of the 1980’s and 1990’s.
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I'd tap that. *points to vending machine*
October 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I'd tap that. *points to vending machine*
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"I drink Brass Monkey, and I rock well
I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell."
I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell."
May 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"I drink Brass Monkey, and I rock well
I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell."
I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell."
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Donuts would never!
Donuts: Oh, I've been waiting for this moment all my life!
Donuts: Oh, I've been waiting for this moment all my life!
July 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Donuts would never!
Donuts: Oh, I've been waiting for this moment all my life!
Donuts: Oh, I've been waiting for this moment all my life!
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I keep a pair of jorts in a pocket of my cargo pants just in case I'm ever invited anywhere fancy.
July 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I keep a pair of jorts in a pocket of my cargo pants just in case I'm ever invited anywhere fancy.
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i hope this email finds you
in a van
down by the river
in a van
down by the river
May 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
i hope this email finds you
in a van
down by the river
in a van
down by the river
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i flush pizza down the toilet everyday to feed my local ninja turtles
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
i flush pizza down the toilet everyday to feed my local ninja turtles
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I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was, wait, Kevin Bacon?
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was, wait, Kevin Bacon?
a man in a tuxedo is surrounded by confetti and the word starz is on the bottom left
Alt: KB in a tuxedo is surrounded by confetti and sweet dance moves from the end of Footloose (suck it, john lithgow!)
media.tenor.com
August 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was, wait, Kevin Bacon?
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was, wait, Kevin Bacon?
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welcome to ur 40s
if u blink too hard, u will throw ur back out
if u blink too hard, u will throw ur back out
August 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
welcome to ur 40s
if u blink too hard, u will throw ur back out
if u blink too hard, u will throw ur back out
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My out of office message just says "Chasing Waterfalls"
April 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My out of office message just says "Chasing Waterfalls"
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smoking weed until i forget we have a government
November 14, 2024 at 1:59 AM
smoking weed until i forget we have a government
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Everyday can be a half day if you just leave.
April 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Everyday can be a half day if you just leave.
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*Boomhauer voice* well I guess it rains down there in that daggon Africa
March 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
*Boomhauer voice* well I guess it rains down there in that daggon Africa
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The mass of the ass divided by the heat of the meat equals the angle of the dangle.
Happy Pi Day!
Happy Pi Day!
March 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The mass of the ass divided by the heat of the meat equals the angle of the dangle.
Happy Pi Day!
Happy Pi Day!
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I told OPM what I did last week
February 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I told OPM what I did last week
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Live every day like it’s your last. Key a cop car. Eat five hot dogs. Call your boss a taint. Who cares anymore?
February 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Live every day like it’s your last. Key a cop car. Eat five hot dogs. Call your boss a taint. Who cares anymore?
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Not many people know this, but Chad is a country named after that guy from Nickleback. This is how I remind you.
August 22, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Not many people know this, but Chad is a country named after that guy from Nickleback. This is how I remind you.
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Told my husband that I was the prettiest girl at Walmart today and he replied “No offense sweetie, but I’ve been the prettiest girl at Walmart”
February 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Told my husband that I was the prettiest girl at Walmart today and he replied “No offense sweetie, but I’ve been the prettiest girl at Walmart”
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Now that OSHA is going away, we’re excited to announce our newest attraction, “Chimps in Golf Carts Helping Our Maintenance Crews”
February 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Now that OSHA is going away, we’re excited to announce our newest attraction, “Chimps in Golf Carts Helping Our Maintenance Crews”
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I think Monday mornings would have been more enjoyable if I was a trust fund baby.
January 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I think Monday mornings would have been more enjoyable if I was a trust fund baby.
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You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
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MoonPie renaming Florida is hands down the best retitling we’ve gotten out of this entire mess.
February 14, 2025 at 10:24 AM
MoonPie renaming Florida is hands down the best retitling we’ve gotten out of this entire mess.
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No one has ever lost a rap beef harder and I am including people who got shot to death.
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
No one has ever lost a rap beef harder and I am including people who got shot to death.