JoshuaMartian
joshuamartian.bsky.social
JoshuaMartian
@joshuamartian.bsky.social
Cartoonist, voice actor and tall person.
Fanartist for Clone High, Homestar Runner, Star Trek & more
https://linktr.ee/joshuamartian
Update: His song and dance number in ‘Best Little Whorehouse’ sent me to cloud nine
September 21, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I’ve only ever been blackout drunk once in my life and not being able to remember what I said or did made be really uncomfortable. Who I am I when completely uninhibited?
The answer is a guy who does a Vincent Price impression for way too long.
September 20, 2026 at 9:04 AM
All Brides Choose Sides
(this makes it sound like some brides choose entombment which I believe not to be the case BUT it does rhyme, so there's that)
September 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Their solution to every issue is ‘More Cops’ or ‘More Roads’
September 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Everyone is baffled by ’deciding on a premise’ when it’s obvious that the Execs are to trying to fix what isn’t broken to justify a ‘Developed By’ credit.
September 11, 2026 at 1:02 PM
We’ve been doing that and coming up dry.
And that’s not how this works. You don’t walk into court and say ‘Trust me your honour, the evidence of my claim exists but I’m not bringing it in. If the jury want to see it so bad, they can all individually search for it”
August 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Please provide a source before you libel someone in financial jeopardy cheers
August 30, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Movies are literally digital files nowadays- why must we wait?
August 29, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street
ALT: Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street
static.klipy.com
August 24, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Gex X reinventing "we walked to school through the snow uphill both ways"
August 24, 2026 at 3:17 AM
They focus-tested every joke to death. I can only hope that the iron-clad release date on the new one leads them to just doing whatever they think is funniest.
August 15, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I did a rewatch not knowing exactly when the change occurred and didn't notice.
August 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM