Passengers Rush To Arriving Train’s Doors Like Rat Babies Nursing At Mother’s Teats
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I think "go fly a kite" was the original go fuck yourself

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I do wonder how much money the BBC has spent trying to keep British Broadcasting and the…porn term separate.

There’s a PhD in that.

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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