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João
@jpans1.bsky.social
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21y - Brasil - "João do Twitter"
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sucodelimao27.bsky.social
beep beep
September 17, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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twist.dog
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September 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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handle.invalid
Chibi commission finished! ✨🩷🩷
September 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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krysiilys.bsky.social
for KismetKarma~ 🐉🐺🌿
July 29, 2026 at 4:43 PM
jpans1.bsky.social
Eu queria ser bundudo
September 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
CONTINUED (1/5)
Audrey in a classical-looking blue dress with a frilly white collar, short frilly sleeves, a bow on the front collar and a bow on the back. He's also wearing a wide-brimmed white hat with blue flowers on one side. "THE BOY FROM VENUS" is written in a spiral pattern, following a gust of wind blowing the grass into the air, and a stamp reading "EPISODES 5-8" in red ink is in the bottom left. "VENUS" is written in pink, stacked upon indigo, stacked upon yellow. A small Shen face puts its palm out in a 'stop' gesture at the top and says 'WAIT! First, let's run through the MAJOR EVENTS so far!' Panel 1: A chibified Valerie that looks like a roly-poly toy says "I HATE MOIDS!! asterisk" with "asterisk (men)" written below it. Panel 2: Valerie says "At least the new cashier at the corner store is a girl" and thinks of a roly-poly style chibified Audrey. Panel 3: They're at the counter at the convenience store and Audrey tells Valerie, "Actually I'm a man" Panel 4: Valerie is twitching back and forth chaotically with "(crashing out)" written below. I like to imagine Garry's Mod ragdoll noises here. Panel 1: Audrey later meets Valerie with a bag the stuff she bought at the store but forgot to take. He says "Hey you forgot your stuff at the store. Also do you wanna go shopping with me this weekend?" Panel 2: Valerie says "I'm too ugly for shopping." Audrey says "Wronge." (Misspelling of wrong is intentional) Panel 3: They're now shopping and Valerie is in the swimsuit/crop-top outfit they found for her then. Valerie says "It's cool how you don't care what anyone thinks of you." Panel 4: A shadow comes over Audrey's face as he casts his eyes slightly downwards blankly. He says "... Yeh ..." There's a little Shen peaking over the bottom of the image below, saying "Ok, ready?? Let's keep going!" and then there's an arrow indicating to flip to the next page. Panel 1: The sweatshirt girl stands on a tiled street outside, hanging a small clothing shopping bag with a logo that looks like a t-shirt and a cap from both hands. She looks down pensively, thinking "I can't believe I spent MONEY on just some stupid clothes..." Panel 2: She continues looking down, her frown slightly tensing. "What a dumb, frivolous way to spend money," she thinks, "I feel bad." Panel 3: The convenience store clerk prances up to her, holding up 4 large bags of clothing from that store. He smiles innocently, saying "HEYYYYYYY~ I finally finished checking out! Thanks for waiting." Panel 4: The sweatshirt girl smiles and almost lets out a laugh, sounding like "hrmk. "OK I guess I don't feel TOO bad," she thinks.
September 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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lplayer.bsky.social
🦜Ḇ̦̦̼̩̿Ĕ̴̖̠̼̺̄ N̵̳̮͎͕̈ͩ͛̍̔Ȯ̴͓͖̞̲͖Ţ̘̙̙̔ A̞̪̜̣̽FṘ̆ͦA̴̮̺͆͊́̏Ḭ̶̜̭ͣ̂̍ͬ̔D̵͙̥̯̆̃̔ͬ̔!̪̮ͦ̈̔͆͋🦜
avesbrasil.bsky.social Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 17d
🇧🇷Arara-canindé
🌎Ara ararauna
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante

A arara-canindé é uma ave psittaciforme da família Psittacidae.

📷 Andre (Macuco)
Três aves de grande porte com plumagem vibrante estão pousadas no topo de um poste de madeira, em um ambiente de céu azul limpo. Elas possuem peitos e ventres de um amarelo intenso e brilhante, que contrasta com as costas, asas e caudas cobertas por tons de azul-esverdeado profundo. Suas cabeças apresentam uma plumagem azulada no topo e uma faixa preta próxima ao bico robusto, curvo e de cor escura, ideal para quebrar sementes. Os olhos têm íris claras. Elas estão com as asas abertas, exibindo a parte inferior amarela das penas de voo iluminadas pela luz solar. A postura é dinâmica e social: uma ave está no centro, com asas elevadas, enquanto as outras duas flanqueiam o poste, estendendo suas longas asas para os lados, criando uma silhueta simétrica contra o horizonte claro. Atenção: O alt da imagem foi gerado automaticamente.
September 2, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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guilhernunes.bsky.social
A gente chama a frajola de Nova Brasil FM Tocando o Terror e a tricolor de Tulla Luana Não Sai Desse Sofá Parece Um Buda e é a descrição exata das divas.
August 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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bulgayssauro.bsky.social
segunda-feira 8h25 semana praticamente encerrada, quem fez fez
August 24, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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twist.dog
August 21, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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randitawu.bsky.social
the greed of this coyote..
August 21, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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wintomsky.bsky.social
August 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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w0lfertinger666.bsky.social
pokesona lopunny
(he/him)
August 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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hetthepumpking.bsky.social
Acabei de ver nas redes de vídeo um gringo fazendo uma analogia de que Artista/Escritor/Etc de IA é a mesma coisa que alguém pedir uma pizza por telefone dizendo os ingredientes que quer e falar que ela que fez a pizza, achei muito bom kkkkkk
August 19, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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gooseworx.bsky.social
It's my personal belief that you should watch Monkey Wrench on netflix.
August 19, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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hetthepumpking.bsky.social
O mundinho do Cordel é simplesmente incomensurável
Capa de um cordel de J. Borges com o título "A Moça que virou jumenta porque falou de top less com Frei Damião", mostrando uma xilogravura de uma figura antropomórfica de uma mulher com cabeça de burro, rezando com os seios à mostra.
August 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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tokyozilla.bsky.social
Deer dragon critter - oil pastels and color pencils
August 19, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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jimmusilpainter.bsky.social
My painting COUNTRY HOUSE
August 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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caioyo.bsky.social
Frodo 💛
August 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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larkness.bsky.social
🌈✨🕊️
August 18, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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vulkiri.art
🌈
June 30, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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cuteosphere.bsky.social
Hungry like the wolf
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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cuteosphere.bsky.social
Poor Angel. Being the team’s medic isn’t an easy job…
Angel: those things’ll kill you Proto: damn. Wish they’d work faster Angel: Lucky, really? Lucky: no, it’s ok! This makes me *less* likely to develop lung cancer! Angel: oh. Huh. Angel: DOLLY STOP EATING THOSE
August 17, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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cremexbutter.bsky.social
Artfight watercolors !
August 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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yuriswine.bsky.social
I cannot overstate enough how much I adore After God and how much I think people need to read it. Even for just the art alone. But the story is also very good and fun. I'm fascinated to see where its going to go.

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July 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM