Michael B
@jrmariner77.bsky.social
Xoomer. Seattle-area sports, sci-fi, trivia, old toons, TV/film, humor. Usually follows back. BLM/LGBTQ 👍. Re-posts/hearts = support. He/Him. ISTP. Cover by Sigma Sreedharan. On Twitter for 16 years.
<sarcasm> Finally! Someone is thinking about men in this country. </sarcasm>
September 7, 2026 at 4:09 PM
<sarcasm> Finally! Someone is thinking about men in this country. </sarcasm>
List compiled by Donald Trump and his secretary/side piece. Compiled without research, logic, or common sense.
August 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
List compiled by Donald Trump and his secretary/side piece. Compiled without research, logic, or common sense.
It won't affect the way he does his job as Louisiana Governor because he's doing a sh*t job there, too.
July 9, 2026 at 8:33 AM
It won't affect the way he does his job as Louisiana Governor because he's doing a sh*t job there, too.
I'm not the least bit surprised that someone whose math grades are sealed doesn't understand that it's impossible to count 100 million ballots in one day.
I'm also not surprised that Donald Trump - an absentee voter since at least 2000 - doesn't want anyone else to vote as easily as he does.
I'm also not surprised that Donald Trump - an absentee voter since at least 2000 - doesn't want anyone else to vote as easily as he does.
June 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I'm not the least bit surprised that someone whose math grades are sealed doesn't understand that it's impossible to count 100 million ballots in one day.
I'm also not surprised that Donald Trump - an absentee voter since at least 2000 - doesn't want anyone else to vote as easily as he does.
I'm also not surprised that Donald Trump - an absentee voter since at least 2000 - doesn't want anyone else to vote as easily as he does.
Is there a chance that Trump views poll numbers like golf scores?
June 25, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Is there a chance that Trump views poll numbers like golf scores?
Change the Deputy Chief of Staff, make America better.
June 25, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Change the Deputy Chief of Staff, make America better.
Trump's been taking this bribe for several months, and his racism is hurting the financial well-being of the organization bribing him. It's the World Cup, *sshole. Go back to being a racist when it's over.
June 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Trump's been taking this bribe for several months, and his racism is hurting the financial well-being of the organization bribing him. It's the World Cup, *sshole. Go back to being a racist when it's over.
Every single sexual-assault allegation is true. Just FYI.
June 1, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Every single sexual-assault allegation is true. Just FYI.
Bobbi and Marty Mohan-Culp have declined an invitation to play at Freedom 250.
May 30, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Bobbi and Marty Mohan-Culp have declined an invitation to play at Freedom 250.
Looks like dinner is 95% done.
May 26, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Looks like dinner is 95% done.
I would like everyone who still believes Democrats should tone down the rhetoric to please feel free to get bent.
May 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I would like everyone who still believes Democrats should tone down the rhetoric to please feel free to get bent.
If by "moving," Duffy means looting the Treasury to pay for vacations and pet projects, then, yes, he's moving at the speed of Trump.
Grifting, delusional POS.
Grifting, delusional POS.
May 18, 2026 at 3:57 PM
If by "moving," Duffy means looting the Treasury to pay for vacations and pet projects, then, yes, he's moving at the speed of Trump.
Grifting, delusional POS.
Grifting, delusional POS.
Once Donald said he'd been treated worse than Abraham Lincoln, posts like these from him stopped shocking me.
May 2, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Once Donald said he'd been treated worse than Abraham Lincoln, posts like these from him stopped shocking me.
I've seen a lot of scary movies, moments of terror in TV shows, and video clips of people whose lives were in danger.
None of those expressions come anywhere close to what's on the faces of these people doing their part to destroy America.
None of those expressions come anywhere close to what's on the faces of these people doing their part to destroy America.
April 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I've seen a lot of scary movies, moments of terror in TV shows, and video clips of people whose lives were in danger.
None of those expressions come anywhere close to what's on the faces of these people doing their part to destroy America.
None of those expressions come anywhere close to what's on the faces of these people doing their part to destroy America.
The only one of Donald's children who isn't an anchor baby is Tiffany.
This year's Easter get-together is going to be AWKWARD.
This year's Easter get-together is going to be AWKWARD.
April 2, 2026 at 8:30 AM
The only one of Donald's children who isn't an anchor baby is Tiffany.
This year's Easter get-together is going to be AWKWARD.
This year's Easter get-together is going to be AWKWARD.
Whiskey Pete is a disgrace to his country and one of the least American people to ever put on a military uniform.
April 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Whiskey Pete is a disgrace to his country and one of the least American people to ever put on a military uniform.
John Cornyn swore an oath to uphold the Constitution, but he refuses to do that.
That's his view.
That's his view.
March 23, 2026 at 1:13 AM
John Cornyn swore an oath to uphold the Constitution, but he refuses to do that.
That's his view.
That's his view.
Donald Trump is not my president. He's admitted as much on several occasions.
March 22, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Donald Trump is not my president. He's admitted as much on several occasions.
The only good thing about this TrashSocial post from a trash person is that I now have a template for my post when he finally dies.
March 21, 2026 at 6:56 PM
The only good thing about this TrashSocial post from a trash person is that I now have a template for my post when he finally dies.
Strange that Trump would approve of a coin design that shows him bending over for Vladimir Putin.
March 20, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Strange that Trump would approve of a coin design that shows him bending over for Vladimir Putin.
Not until you've been exiled away from America, Andy.
Not until then.
Not until then.
March 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Not until you've been exiled away from America, Andy.
Not until then.
Not until then.
Would those be the gates of the state you represent, Tommy, or the gates of the state where you live?
If anything happens to Muslims in Alabama after this tweet, they should sue you for everything you have.
If anything happens to Muslims in Alabama after this tweet, they should sue you for everything you have.
March 13, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Would those be the gates of the state you represent, Tommy, or the gates of the state where you live?
If anything happens to Muslims in Alabama after this tweet, they should sue you for everything you have.
If anything happens to Muslims in Alabama after this tweet, they should sue you for everything you have.
Andy Ogles doesn't belong in American society.
March 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Andy Ogles doesn't belong in American society.
You will believe a man can lie.
March 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
You will believe a man can lie.