𝙈erida ‘ 🪻
@judgementism.bsky.social
…
A beautiful judge of chaos,
overseer of character — 🎭
voice of reason and bringer
, of trickery
A beautiful judge of chaos,
overseer of character — 🎭
voice of reason and bringer
, of trickery
Pinned
„
… associated with both
dangerous beauty and-
quiet grace ,
… associated with both
dangerous beauty and-
quiet grace ,
„ 𝐅ind me a witness
who can testify ⚖️
𝙂 𝙐 𝙄 𝙇 𝙏 𝙔
of a damn good time
who can testify ⚖️
𝙂 𝙐 𝙄 𝙇 𝙏 𝙔
of a damn good time
( paws are very careful with the sharp nails at the ends, but the plant is secured— with the help of some magic since the armor was quite hard to stick against. tail swaying with the snake-head end letting out pleasant-filled hisses. )
you look very charming with the pop of color!
you look very charming with the pop of color!
The Armored man would title his head slightly to the side as he watched. He did attempt to pull away every so slightly out of habit; but would allow the plant to be placed.
He would only stare in silence.
He would only stare in silence.
( some tapping on chin, a slight mock to him, before lifting paw to head— fiddling with the greenery and descending flower; plucking a strand with leaves from the position. )
‘ keeping it in mind ‘ is such a pacifier, here— let us place this now..
( beginning to try and stick the plant to him. )
‘ keeping it in mind ‘ is such a pacifier, here— let us place this now..
( beginning to try and stick the plant to him. )
September 22, 2026 at 5:49 PM
( paws are very careful with the sharp nails at the ends, but the plant is secured— with the help of some magic since the armor was quite hard to stick against. tail swaying with the snake-head end letting out pleasant-filled hisses. )
you look very charming with the pop of color!
you look very charming with the pop of color!
( some tapping on chin, a slight mock to him, before lifting paw to head— fiddling with the greenery and descending flower; plucking a strand with leaves from the position. )
‘ keeping it in mind ‘ is such a pacifier, here— let us place this now..
( beginning to try and stick the plant to him. )
‘ keeping it in mind ‘ is such a pacifier, here— let us place this now..
( beginning to try and stick the plant to him. )
"Purple.. on me?.."
He would grab his helmet's chin.
"Never really thought about it.. but I'll keep it in mind for sure"
He would grab his helmet's chin.
"Never really thought about it.. but I'll keep it in mind for sure"
oh no- no, no! i believe it would look fantastic on you, actually!
a pop of purple right on the shoulder, or a crest to the helm.
a pop of purple right on the shoulder, or a crest to the helm.
September 22, 2026 at 5:49 AM
( some tapping on chin, a slight mock to him, before lifting paw to head— fiddling with the greenery and descending flower; plucking a strand with leaves from the position. )
‘ keeping it in mind ‘ is such a pacifier, here— let us place this now..
( beginning to try and stick the plant to him. )
‘ keeping it in mind ‘ is such a pacifier, here— let us place this now..
( beginning to try and stick the plant to him. )
mmmnyan i have not done anything too violent since the last courtroom commotion!
( curling up right on top, actually! wings spreading far out and lay to cover the pounced on company. snake-ish tail flicking tongue out just to get a taste of max. )
( curling up right on top, actually! wings spreading far out and lay to cover the pounced on company. snake-ish tail flicking tongue out just to get a taste of max. )
I am unkillable! So feel free to do whatever you wish!!
( hop— not quite an accurate description, as the ‘hop’ is rather pointed with location and full body is colliding. rumbling purrs. 🦁 )
September 22, 2026 at 4:51 AM
mmmnyan i have not done anything too violent since the last courtroom commotion!
( curling up right on top, actually! wings spreading far out and lay to cover the pounced on company. snake-ish tail flicking tongue out just to get a taste of max. )
( curling up right on top, actually! wings spreading far out and lay to cover the pounced on company. snake-ish tail flicking tongue out just to get a taste of max. )
( hop— not quite an accurate description, as the ‘hop’ is rather pointed with location and full body is colliding. rumbling purrs. 🦁 )
Gyehehehehe!! You may pounce!!
i have never been so impressed!
the court surely feels the same, do you hear them murmur amongst themselves?
do not fall, or send that head rolling, a feline desire to pounce may overwhelm my elegance.
the court surely feels the same, do you hear them murmur amongst themselves?
do not fall, or send that head rolling, a feline desire to pounce may overwhelm my elegance.
September 22, 2026 at 4:41 AM
( hop— not quite an accurate description, as the ‘hop’ is rather pointed with location and full body is colliding. rumbling purrs. 🦁 )
i have never been so impressed!
the court surely feels the same, do you hear them murmur amongst themselves?
do not fall, or send that head rolling, a feline desire to pounce may overwhelm my elegance.
the court surely feels the same, do you hear them murmur amongst themselves?
do not fall, or send that head rolling, a feline desire to pounce may overwhelm my elegance.
[Ripping his own head off, black goop dripping from the wound slowly. Tossing it on to the ground, standing on his head and striking a pose.]
ta-da! What do you think?!
ta-da! What do you think?!
a magic trick? you continue to get better -and -better with every passing second of standing before me!
with haste, i am shaking with excitement.
with haste, i am shaking with excitement.
September 22, 2026 at 4:30 AM
i have never been so impressed!
the court surely feels the same, do you hear them murmur amongst themselves?
do not fall, or send that head rolling, a feline desire to pounce may overwhelm my elegance.
the court surely feels the same, do you hear them murmur amongst themselves?
do not fall, or send that head rolling, a feline desire to pounce may overwhelm my elegance.
man tits. lovingly.
September 22, 2026 at 4:26 AM
man tits. lovingly.
a magic trick? you continue to get better -and -better with every passing second of standing before me!
with haste, i am shaking with excitement.
with haste, i am shaking with excitement.
Much like your tits, my face is not only remarkable quality!
Wanna see a magic trick?
Wanna see a magic trick?
ah! a flatterer, i see. the court is seated with anticipation.
max, however some may see the name as mundane, is pleasant and memorable when accompanied by a face so remarkable. 🦁
max, however some may see the name as mundane, is pleasant and memorable when accompanied by a face so remarkable. 🦁
September 22, 2026 at 4:25 AM
a magic trick? you continue to get better -and -better with every passing second of standing before me!
with haste, i am shaking with excitement.
with haste, i am shaking with excitement.
ah! a flatterer, i see. the court is seated with anticipation.
max, however some may see the name as mundane, is pleasant and memorable when accompanied by a face so remarkable. 🦁
max, however some may see the name as mundane, is pleasant and memorable when accompanied by a face so remarkable. 🦁
Au contraire, my dear, your tits are a small part. I am also fascinated by your name!
Merida..it rolls off thy tongue so easily!~
Merida..it rolls off thy tongue so easily!~
my tits are a big part of the equation, i am a liar.
September 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
ah! a flatterer, i see. the court is seated with anticipation.
max, however some may see the name as mundane, is pleasant and memorable when accompanied by a face so remarkable. 🦁
max, however some may see the name as mundane, is pleasant and memorable when accompanied by a face so remarkable. 🦁
lucky for you, my tits are only a single part of the equation that make up my greatness!
max. a lovely name, for a lovely character. merida. pleasure to make your acquaintance.
max. a lovely name, for a lovely character. merida. pleasure to make your acquaintance.
I heard tits so yes.
I'm Max. Max McCollum. Charmed to meet you.
I'm Max. Max McCollum. Charmed to meet you.
hello there—
here for a gander at greatness?
here for a gander at greatness?
September 22, 2026 at 4:17 AM
lucky for you, my tits are only a single part of the equation that make up my greatness!
max. a lovely name, for a lovely character. merida. pleasure to make your acquaintance.
max. a lovely name, for a lovely character. merida. pleasure to make your acquaintance.
< — feelin damn near ten feet tall
September 22, 2026 at 4:11 AM
< — feelin damn near ten feet tall
i am thoroughly entertained.
"That pet is my servant, and he's about to get his ass handed to him."
September 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
i am thoroughly entertained.
but also in a very polite manner, of course. disrespectful in terms of how openly i do so, but gentle with intentions.
"Ah.... right."
i am staring with no shame directly at each party involved!
September 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
but also in a very polite manner, of course. disrespectful in terms of how openly i do so, but gentle with intentions.
i am staring with no shame directly at each party involved!
"... What do ya mean 'Disrespectful look'?"
i love it! i am eating up (literally) the chaos that is happening, so please continue while i watch. with very big disrespectful look.
September 22, 2026 at 12:44 AM
i am staring with no shame directly at each party involved!
i love it! i am eating up (literally) the chaos that is happening, so please continue while i watch. with very big disrespectful look.
"... This is normal fer us."
September 22, 2026 at 12:41 AM
i love it! i am eating up (literally) the chaos that is happening, so please continue while i watch. with very big disrespectful look.
goddesses and their silly non-pet pets.
September 22, 2026 at 12:37 AM
goddesses and their silly non-pet pets.
oh no- no, no! i believe it would look fantastic on you, actually!
a pop of purple right on the shoulder, or a crest to the helm.
a pop of purple right on the shoulder, or a crest to the helm.
"From time to time. It's not often. Why? Do you need something dyed?"
have you been one to dabble in the various shades of purple? ^^
September 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
oh no- no, no! i believe it would look fantastic on you, actually!
a pop of purple right on the shoulder, or a crest to the helm.
a pop of purple right on the shoulder, or a crest to the helm.
they just let anyone in here!
(staring in the mirror)
(staring in the mirror)
September 22, 2026 at 12:33 AM
they just let anyone in here!
(staring in the mirror)
(staring in the mirror)
how i feel after blowing up talking about my lilac bush.
September 21, 2026 at 11:44 PM
how i feel after blowing up talking about my lilac bush.
have you been one to dabble in the various shades of purple? ^^
"My typical colors are white and red. But blue works."
September 21, 2026 at 11:23 PM
have you been one to dabble in the various shades of purple? ^^
// i do not use a writer tag and i change my writing style between accs because i want everyone on their toes around me
September 21, 2026 at 11:12 PM
// i do not use a writer tag and i change my writing style between accs because i want everyone on their toes around me
your honor (me)! you simply were not there!
September 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
your honor (me)! you simply were not there!
Reposted by 𝙈erida ‘ 🪻
made of stardust and magical things.
September 21, 2026 at 10:26 PM
made of stardust and magical things.
hello there—
here for a gander at greatness?
here for a gander at greatness?
hello-
wandering the world, living the dream of having one tit out, nothing could ruin the vibes we have going on around here. ✨
September 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
hello there—
here for a gander at greatness?
here for a gander at greatness?
wandering the world, living the dream of having one tit out, nothing could ruin the vibes we have going on around here. ✨
September 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM
wandering the world, living the dream of having one tit out, nothing could ruin the vibes we have going on around here. ✨