@judithap.bsky.social
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ME: l'd like to rent your largest, most dangerous truck and also a giant trailer for my car please
UHAUL: no problem at all
ME: don't you want to know if I'm able to drive those things safely?
UHAUL: …
ME: …
UHAUL: sign here please
UHAUL: no problem at all
ME: don't you want to know if I'm able to drive those things safely?
UHAUL: …
ME: …
UHAUL: sign here please
June 18, 2026 at 1:51 PM
ME: l'd like to rent your largest, most dangerous truck and also a giant trailer for my car please
UHAUL: no problem at all
ME: don't you want to know if I'm able to drive those things safely?
UHAUL: …
ME: …
UHAUL: sign here please
UHAUL: no problem at all
ME: don't you want to know if I'm able to drive those things safely?
UHAUL: …
ME: …
UHAUL: sign here please
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I really don’t like it when things are unbeknownst to me but also things being knownst is pretty terrible right now too so idk
March 18, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I really don’t like it when things are unbeknownst to me but also things being knownst is pretty terrible right now too so idk
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Just a reminder that nothing matters and there are no rules anymore. You can literally just watch a Muppet Christmas Carol and eat mashed potatoes in your pajamas whenever you want. Be free.
February 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Just a reminder that nothing matters and there are no rules anymore. You can literally just watch a Muppet Christmas Carol and eat mashed potatoes in your pajamas whenever you want. Be free.
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ME: Hell yeah, up early, feeling good, ready to…
THEM: and here is your worm
ME: what
THEM: and here is your worm
ME: what
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
ME: Hell yeah, up early, feeling good, ready to…
THEM: and here is your worm
ME: what
THEM: and here is your worm
ME: what
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You don’t know it yet, but right now is literally the perfect time for a grilled cheese
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You don’t know it yet, but right now is literally the perfect time for a grilled cheese
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Let me be clear, in a wild goose chase scenario you would not be chasing the goose
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Let me be clear, in a wild goose chase scenario you would not be chasing the goose
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Aspen, Quaking…
Above Santa Fe…
Above Santa Fe…
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Aspen, Quaking…
Above Santa Fe…
Above Santa Fe…
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Just a reminder that airport rules are still in full effect for 2025. You wanna wear sweatpants all day? No judgements. You wanna deal with your stress by buying books? You do you. You wanna pay $17 for a bag of beef jerky? I hope so cause that’s how much they are.
September 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just a reminder that airport rules are still in full effect for 2025. You wanna wear sweatpants all day? No judgements. You wanna deal with your stress by buying books? You do you. You wanna pay $17 for a bag of beef jerky? I hope so cause that’s how much they are.
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The Corporation for Public Broadcasting announced today that it will begin phasing out its operations, following Congress’s recent decision to revoke previously allocated federal funding. CPB said it is initiating an “orderly wind-down” after nearly six decades.
August 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting announced today that it will begin phasing out its operations, following Congress’s recent decision to revoke previously allocated federal funding. CPB said it is initiating an “orderly wind-down” after nearly six decades.
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Idk why "brainwash" gets such a bad rap like I would truly LOVE a brainwash right now. Like REALLY get in there and clean out all those intrusive thoughts and stress dreams and whatever's left of Mambo #5, honestly name your price
June 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Idk why "brainwash" gets such a bad rap like I would truly LOVE a brainwash right now. Like REALLY get in there and clean out all those intrusive thoughts and stress dreams and whatever's left of Mambo #5, honestly name your price
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Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
April 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
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NETFLIX: are you still playing on your phone?
December 10, 2024 at 2:38 PM
NETFLIX: are you still playing on your phone?
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The first 2 weeks of December are for warming up to the holiday spirit, and the last two weeks are for holiday stress, which is why the very best part of Christmas is the 25 minutes on the morning of December 16th when you can just drink your coffee and look at your tree like “ah this is nice”
December 10, 2024 at 2:22 PM
The first 2 weeks of December are for warming up to the holiday spirit, and the last two weeks are for holiday stress, which is why the very best part of Christmas is the 25 minutes on the morning of December 16th when you can just drink your coffee and look at your tree like “ah this is nice”