JJ Blooski
@jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social
JJ “The Deuce” Blooski aka Numero Uno
Voted on the school budget today wrote in 1 bazillion dollars
September 15, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Voted on the school budget today wrote in 1 bazillion dollars
Holy shit AI ads are out of control
September 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Holy shit AI ads are out of control
“AI could kill us all” just unplug it
September 12, 2026 at 6:50 AM
“AI could kill us all” just unplug it
Did any songs come out in 2026?
September 11, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Did any songs come out in 2026?
Eating an entire rotisserie chicken really does restore your health like a video game
September 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Eating an entire rotisserie chicken really does restore your health like a video game
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I just remembered Scott Adams is dead lol
September 3, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I just remembered Scott Adams is dead lol
In 2018 I told my boss who was absolutely getting destroyed trading on robinhood that he should invest in nvidia and he didn’t and then drove around town trying to get cell signal to invest in some Trump stock
September 3, 2026 at 11:31 AM
In 2018 I told my boss who was absolutely getting destroyed trading on robinhood that he should invest in nvidia and he didn’t and then drove around town trying to get cell signal to invest in some Trump stock
Hey just checking in what foods can we eat this week
September 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Hey just checking in what foods can we eat this week
When I was a kid I bought the first TLC with my own money and I am now watching edge and Christian almost exactly 26 years later #AEWAllIn
August 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
When I was a kid I bought the first TLC with my own money and I am now watching edge and Christian almost exactly 26 years later #AEWAllIn
Her Private Hell is like if Megalopolis was bad
August 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Her Private Hell is like if Megalopolis was bad
Legend and Clue came out the same year RIP to the greatest to ever do it
August 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Legend and Clue came out the same year RIP to the greatest to ever do it
Last night was a Hieronymus Bosch painting
August 23, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Last night was a Hieronymus Bosch painting
The only song that came out in 2026 was rest in peace my granny she got killed by a bazooka
August 23, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The only song that came out in 2026 was rest in peace my granny she got killed by a bazooka
Playing resident evil 9 and I really like the parts with Leon they should make a game of just this
August 11, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Playing resident evil 9 and I really like the parts with Leon they should make a game of just this
When the barista is wearing a majin vegeta phone charm as a necklace you know the drip coffee about to be fire!!!
August 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
When the barista is wearing a majin vegeta phone charm as a necklace you know the drip coffee about to be fire!!!
They murdered the guy with the where is dean Ambrose guy at summer slam
August 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
They murdered the guy with the where is dean Ambrose guy at summer slam
The way WWE marks feel about danhausen is how I feel about every wrestler who is not Danhausen
July 29, 2026 at 12:43 AM
The way WWE marks feel about danhausen is how I feel about every wrestler who is not Danhausen
I watched disclosure day with my wife and I told her I would never give her up to the feds I don’t what kind of beep boop language she started speaking
July 25, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I watched disclosure day with my wife and I told her I would never give her up to the feds I don’t what kind of beep boop language she started speaking
No one involved in the Johnny Depp Christmas carol movie is allowed in my house anymore.
July 25, 2026 at 11:27 AM
No one involved in the Johnny Depp Christmas carol movie is allowed in my house anymore.
Woke Disney just announced at comic con that x men is now x them
July 24, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Woke Disney just announced at comic con that x men is now x them
Back rooms is a Christmas movie
July 24, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Back rooms is a Christmas movie
Doing right wing covid era fauci ouchie shit but it’s me eating Taco Bell lettuce to show I don’t trust the government
July 23, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Doing right wing covid era fauci ouchie shit but it’s me eating Taco Bell lettuce to show I don’t trust the government
I want to shit and fart in it
Poo York poo York
Poo York poo York
July 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I want to shit and fart in it
Poo York poo York
Poo York poo York