Jennifer Thorne
@juniperjennyt.bsky.social
UK/US Author (THE STARLETS, DIAVOLA, other stuff) capybara enthusiast
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From the author of Diavola comes “Saltburn with werewolves” in a darkly hilarious new novel about dysfunctional families, class, and other things that howl at the moon… 🩸
NEWBOURNE PARK by Jennifer Thorne is coming September 2026 and is available to pre-order now!
https://tinyurl.com/bdcpww4u
NEWBOURNE PARK by Jennifer Thorne is coming September 2026 and is available to pre-order now!
https://tinyurl.com/bdcpww4u
August 28, 2026 at 1:30 PM
From the author of Diavola comes “Saltburn with werewolves” in a darkly hilarious new novel about dysfunctional families, class, and other things that howl at the moon… 🩸
NEWBOURNE PARK by Jennifer Thorne is coming September 2026 and is available to pre-order now!
https://tinyurl.com/bdcpww4u
NEWBOURNE PARK by Jennifer Thorne is coming September 2026 and is available to pre-order now!
https://tinyurl.com/bdcpww4u
I do have a life outside of writing, it's just a super dorky one.
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Get a Life, Jennifer Thorne
(or at least several hobbies)
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August 31, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I do have a life outside of writing, it's just a super dorky one.
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A good day to remind everyone that Dolly loved books. She gave millions upon millions of books to children. Folks who want to ban books and cut funding to libraries and book-related programs? We’re coming for you in the name of Dolly.
August 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
A good day to remind everyone that Dolly loved books. She gave millions upon millions of books to children. Folks who want to ban books and cut funding to libraries and book-related programs? We’re coming for you in the name of Dolly.
In which I whine about being basic...
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I Never Came Up With an Author Brand
and now it might be too late?
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August 25, 2026 at 12:47 PM
In which I whine about being basic...
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We're delighted to share the fantastic lineup of moderators who will be joining @rachelharrison.bsky.social on her KISS SLAY REPLAY tour!
We can't wait to see you all at the altar!
Have you saved the date? 💒
🎟️ Tickets on sale now: https://bit.ly/4ebrhMc
We can't wait to see you all at the altar!
Have you saved the date? 💒
🎟️ Tickets on sale now: https://bit.ly/4ebrhMc
July 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
We're delighted to share the fantastic lineup of moderators who will be joining @rachelharrison.bsky.social on her KISS SLAY REPLAY tour!
We can't wait to see you all at the altar!
Have you saved the date? 💒
🎟️ Tickets on sale now: https://bit.ly/4ebrhMc
We can't wait to see you all at the altar!
Have you saved the date? 💒
🎟️ Tickets on sale now: https://bit.ly/4ebrhMc
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NEWBOURNE PARK by @juniperjennyt.bsky.social is currently 25% off in the Waterstones Books Coming Soon Promotion! #WPreorder
Use the code SUMMER26 on their website or app, now until 23:59 July 24.
https://bit.ly/4fc6Kql
Use the code SUMMER26 on their website or app, now until 23:59 July 24.
https://bit.ly/4fc6Kql
July 21, 2026 at 11:15 AM
NEWBOURNE PARK by @juniperjennyt.bsky.social is currently 25% off in the Waterstones Books Coming Soon Promotion! #WPreorder
Use the code SUMMER26 on their website or app, now until 23:59 July 24.
https://bit.ly/4fc6Kql
Use the code SUMMER26 on their website or app, now until 23:59 July 24.
https://bit.ly/4fc6Kql
I get a little salty in this one
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The (Default) Ugly American
The world loves to hate us now...even when we've changed nationalities.
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July 13, 2026 at 10:28 AM
I get a little salty in this one
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I’m having fun writing at the moment, so of course I interrupted said writing to semi-complain about it on substack
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Why Are Some Books So Much More Fun to Write Than Others?
And does it actually make any difference to the final product?
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July 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I’m having fun writing at the moment, so of course I interrupted said writing to semi-complain about it on substack
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I'm not 100% sure why my own book took off, but I've developed some theories...
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Anatomy of a Breakout Book
or as close as I can get
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June 23, 2026 at 10:34 AM
I'm not 100% sure why my own book took off, but I've developed some theories...
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My quite liberal mother-in-law once said of Keir Starmer, "I'm sure he's a very nice man, but he has a face like a slapped bottom," and ultimately (alas), that sums up politics in this country.
June 22, 2026 at 9:02 AM
My quite liberal mother-in-law once said of Keir Starmer, "I'm sure he's a very nice man, but he has a face like a slapped bottom," and ultimately (alas), that sums up politics in this country.
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We are delighted to see that THIS MOVIE DOESN'T END THE WAY WE WANT by @haileypiperfights.bsky.social and NEWBOURNE PARK by @juniperjennyt.bsky.social are both currently on the list of @netgalley.bsky.social's Most Requested Books! 🎉👇
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June 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
We are delighted to see that THIS MOVIE DOESN'T END THE WAY WE WANT by @haileypiperfights.bsky.social and NEWBOURNE PARK by @juniperjennyt.bsky.social are both currently on the list of @netgalley.bsky.social's Most Requested Books! 🎉👇
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In which I confess to feeling a basic human emotion
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The Upside of Envy
We all go a little mad sometimes...
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June 4, 2026 at 12:43 PM
In which I confess to feeling a basic human emotion
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I'm a professional. AND YET
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Shall we play a game?
aka: Writing when you don't waaaaaaaant toooooooooo
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May 28, 2026 at 10:16 AM
I'm a professional. AND YET
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I just got permanently banned from threads. No idea why! But as I only had mental capacity for one of these apps, you’ll see me on here more now.
February 24, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I just got permanently banned from threads. No idea why! But as I only had mental capacity for one of these apps, you’ll see me on here more now.
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We are delighted to reveal the gorgeous cover for NEWBOURNE PARK by @juniperjennyt.bsky.social🩸
“Saltburn with werewolves”, this is a darkly hilarious novel about dysfunctional families, class, and other things that howl at the moon…
Coming September 2026! 🌝
“Saltburn with werewolves”, this is a darkly hilarious novel about dysfunctional families, class, and other things that howl at the moon…
Coming September 2026! 🌝
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 PM
We are delighted to reveal the gorgeous cover for NEWBOURNE PARK by @juniperjennyt.bsky.social🩸
“Saltburn with werewolves”, this is a darkly hilarious novel about dysfunctional families, class, and other things that howl at the moon…
Coming September 2026! 🌝
“Saltburn with werewolves”, this is a darkly hilarious novel about dysfunctional families, class, and other things that howl at the moon…
Coming September 2026! 🌝
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If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
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We are thrilled to announce that Titan Books will be publishing NEWBOURNE PARK by @juniperjennyt.bsky.social🩸
From the author of Diavola comes “Saltburn with werewolves” in this novel about dysfunctional families, class, and other things that howl at the moon.
Coming September 2026 🌓
From the author of Diavola comes “Saltburn with werewolves” in this novel about dysfunctional families, class, and other things that howl at the moon.
Coming September 2026 🌓
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
We are thrilled to announce that Titan Books will be publishing NEWBOURNE PARK by @juniperjennyt.bsky.social🩸
From the author of Diavola comes “Saltburn with werewolves” in this novel about dysfunctional families, class, and other things that howl at the moon.
Coming September 2026 🌓
From the author of Diavola comes “Saltburn with werewolves” in this novel about dysfunctional families, class, and other things that howl at the moon.
Coming September 2026 🌓
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In "Lute" by @juniperjennyt.bsky.social the action takes place in a small island in the Bristol Channel (a sort-of Lundy) against the backdrop of a mysterious and terrifying war between Europe and America. I think of that more than I should, really.
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January 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
In "Lute" by @juniperjennyt.bsky.social the action takes place in a small island in the Bristol Channel (a sort-of Lundy) against the backdrop of a mysterious and terrifying war between Europe and America. I think of that more than I should, really.
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It’s out! I spoke to @zoejardiniere.bsky.social about migration, the realities, the challenges and how to confront the real threat of far right takeover of our country on a platform of fear and disinformation.
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September 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It’s out! I spoke to @zoejardiniere.bsky.social about migration, the realities, the challenges and how to confront the real threat of far right takeover of our country on a platform of fear and disinformation.
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DMing my first DnD campaign today despite never having played before is a pretty good encapsulation of how I’ve lived my life thus far.
September 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
DMing my first DnD campaign today despite never having played before is a pretty good encapsulation of how I’ve lived my life thus far.
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EXCLUSIVE/BOMBSHELL: @bloomberg.com has obtained **18K** previously unreported emails from Jeffery Epstein's personal Yahoo account. The emails are disturbing & revelatory & reveal new details about Ghilaine Maxwell's role
FREE to read
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
FREE to read
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![“Question,” Epstein wrote to Maxwell on May 23, 2008. “Which one do you prefer,,, lewd and lscivious conduct ,, or procuring minors for prostituion.”
At the time, he and his star-studded team of defense lawyers were closing in on a generous plea deal with federal and state officials in Florida, and Epstein was trying to negotiate the state charges to which he’d plead guilty. Maxwell’s response was matter-of-fact:
From: gmax <gmax[REDACTED]>
To: J. Epstein <jeeproject@yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, May 23 2008 3:22 PM
Subject: Re:
I suppose Lewd and lecivious conduct..I would prefer lewd and lescivious conduct w/a prositute if possible](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eeitvtxcbjt3vmljqfmwzahz/bafkreidw4qmdfvf3j7jmvtgppacjdnk4ffdvzipnd4sgxqx7kpkwirqmaq)
September 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
EXCLUSIVE/BOMBSHELL: @bloomberg.com has obtained **18K** previously unreported emails from Jeffery Epstein's personal Yahoo account. The emails are disturbing & revelatory & reveal new details about Ghilaine Maxwell's role
FREE to read
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
FREE to read
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
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Twelve years ago today, our original location on 31st Street opened for business 🥳
August 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Twelve years ago today, our original location on 31st Street opened for business 🥳
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I’ve learned more about being a better advocate for my son, through the questions children have been kind enough to ask.
A little essay for The Huffington Post, and how I learned to shed my “it’s not my job to educate everyone” armor, for the child who needed me to. www.huffpost.com/entry/answer...
A little essay for The Huffington Post, and how I learned to shed my “it’s not my job to educate everyone” armor, for the child who needed me to. www.huffpost.com/entry/answer...
People Love To Ask Invasive Questions About My Son's Autism. These Are The Only Ones I'll Answer.
"I’ve never liked talking about my son’s autism with other people."
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August 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’ve learned more about being a better advocate for my son, through the questions children have been kind enough to ask.
A little essay for The Huffington Post, and how I learned to shed my “it’s not my job to educate everyone” armor, for the child who needed me to. www.huffpost.com/entry/answer...
A little essay for The Huffington Post, and how I learned to shed my “it’s not my job to educate everyone” armor, for the child who needed me to. www.huffpost.com/entry/answer...