JustAhnePls
@justahnepls.bsky.social
🎤 Reporting the internet's most important non-important news.
Turning internet chaos into breaking headlines. 📂
Turning internet chaos into breaking headlines. 📂
Pinned
ONE PAGE. ONE PLACE. ALL THE CHAOS. 😈💗🖤
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ONE PAGE. ONE PLACE. ALL THE CHAOS. 😈💗🖤
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September 18, 2026 at 7:15 AM
ONE PAGE. ONE PLACE. ALL THE CHAOS. 😈💗🖤
🔗https://patreon.com/Ahne607?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLink
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🍍 People vs. Pineapple
Status: 🟡 Still under investigation.
Witnesses continue to come forward, while Pizza Hut has yet to release the alleged classified files.
Status: 🟡 Still under investigation.
Witnesses continue to come forward, while Pizza Hut has yet to release the alleged classified files.
August 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
🍍 People vs. Pineapple
Status: 🟡 Still under investigation.
Witnesses continue to come forward, while Pizza Hut has yet to release the alleged classified files.
Status: 🟡 Still under investigation.
Witnesses continue to come forward, while Pizza Hut has yet to release the alleged classified files.
🥤 Miss Wild Cherry
Status: 🟢 Charges dropped.
Following public outcry, the case has officially been dismissed. Miss Wild Cherry maintains she was, in her own words...
"Literally born this way."
Status: 🟢 Charges dropped.
Following public outcry, the case has officially been dismissed. Miss Wild Cherry maintains she was, in her own words...
"Literally born this way."
August 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
🥤 Miss Wild Cherry
Status: 🟢 Charges dropped.
Following public outcry, the case has officially been dismissed. Miss Wild Cherry maintains she was, in her own words...
"Literally born this way."
Status: 🟢 Charges dropped.
Following public outcry, the case has officially been dismissed. Miss Wild Cherry maintains she was, in her own words...
"Literally born this way."
🚨🚨 OFFICIAL NEWSROOM ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨
What happens when you treat the internet's most ridiculous moments like they're breaking world news?
You get...
🎤 Galaxy Paw-Troll reporting live from the official Threads Newsroom...
What happens when you treat the internet's most ridiculous moments like they're breaking world news?
You get...
🎤 Galaxy Paw-Troll reporting live from the official Threads Newsroom...
August 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
🚨🚨 OFFICIAL NEWSROOM ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨
What happens when you treat the internet's most ridiculous moments like they're breaking world news?
You get...
🎤 Galaxy Paw-Troll reporting live from the official Threads Newsroom...
What happens when you treat the internet's most ridiculous moments like they're breaking world news?
You get...
🎤 Galaxy Paw-Troll reporting live from the official Threads Newsroom...
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I just launched my own website and made my first post 💗
Subscribe there to get newsletters with my latest audios, my writing, and other updates about my work! 😁
#NSFWaudio #NSFW #RealNSFW #NSFWsky
#WritingCommunity #Erotica 💙📚🌶️
Subscribe there to get newsletters with my latest audios, my writing, and other updates about my work! 😁
#NSFWaudio #NSFW #RealNSFW #NSFWsky
#WritingCommunity #Erotica 💙📚🌶️
Welcome to Sin Made Manifest
Hello my loves,
I'm an erotic audio storyteller, voice artist, and romance writer on Patreon, LitErotica and Reddit and a smut peddler on Fansly.
Welcome to Sin Made Manifest, the home of online con...
www.sinmademanifest.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I just launched my own website and made my first post 💗
Subscribe there to get newsletters with my latest audios, my writing, and other updates about my work! 😁
#NSFWaudio #NSFW #RealNSFW #NSFWsky
#WritingCommunity #Erotica 💙📚🌶️
Subscribe there to get newsletters with my latest audios, my writing, and other updates about my work! 😁
#NSFWaudio #NSFW #RealNSFW #NSFWsky
#WritingCommunity #Erotica 💙📚🌶️
Reposted by JustAhnePls
✨ Pls ❤️+🔃 for visibility! ✨
PSA for #Patreon creators, especially #NSFW creators!
More & more Patreon creator pages are being banned, often with no warning. I'm collecting creators' experiences for an referential archive/'database'.
✨ More in 🧵 ✨
#NSFWaudio #WritingCommunity #Vtuber #ASMR 😈🔞
PSA for #Patreon creators, especially #NSFW creators!
More & more Patreon creator pages are being banned, often with no warning. I'm collecting creators' experiences for an referential archive/'database'.
✨ More in 🧵 ✨
#NSFWaudio #WritingCommunity #Vtuber #ASMR 😈🔞
August 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
✨ Pls ❤️+🔃 for visibility! ✨
PSA for #Patreon creators, especially #NSFW creators!
More & more Patreon creator pages are being banned, often with no warning. I'm collecting creators' experiences for an referential archive/'database'.
✨ More in 🧵 ✨
#NSFWaudio #WritingCommunity #Vtuber #ASMR 😈🔞
PSA for #Patreon creators, especially #NSFW creators!
More & more Patreon creator pages are being banned, often with no warning. I'm collecting creators' experiences for an referential archive/'database'.
✨ More in 🧵 ✨
#NSFWaudio #WritingCommunity #Vtuber #ASMR 😈🔞
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STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING AND CHECK OUT THIS FERRET-RELATED MEETCUTE.
Yes... You read that correctly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnYb...
Yes... You read that correctly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnYb...
Help! My Ferret Has Escaped! | M4F | Meetcute | British Awkwardness | Flustered | Slow Burn Vibes
YouTube video by GED ASMR
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August 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING AND CHECK OUT THIS FERRET-RELATED MEETCUTE.
Yes... You read that correctly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnYb...
Yes... You read that correctly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnYb...
Reposted by JustAhnePls
When that cute British college guy rings you up and tells you EVERYTHING
#m4f #sliceoflife #confession #softspoken #asmr #britishaccent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=37lk...
#m4f #sliceoflife #confession #softspoken #asmr #britishaccent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=37lk...
Classmate Confesses in a late night call | British Accent | M4F | Confession | Friends To Lovers
YouTube video by GED ASMR
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July 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
When that cute British college guy rings you up and tells you EVERYTHING
#m4f #sliceoflife #confession #softspoken #asmr #britishaccent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=37lk...
#m4f #sliceoflife #confession #softspoken #asmr #britishaccent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=37lk...