Had a banger joke idea, but the exact scenario I came up with in my head will never happen, so nobody will ever hear it

Being a freak is not as acceptable in polite society as it should be

Everyone always says let it hang sister but nobody ever says if a sister can hang

Anyway can I come over and pull my dick out

I like to play and draw and have fun and eat candy
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

They never tell you when you start estrogen that you're going to take up so much more physical space

Like, yeah, my ass is fat, but I keep bumping into things with it 😔

Inflation fetish, but it's just getting your trans girlfriend to eat a healthy amount so her boobs grow.

Is this anything?