Ethan
@justcantethan.bsky.social
I work in games | Dogs are the best | I stream! twitch.tv/twitchywolfe
Y'all think someone has professed their love to an AI using a Claude-a ring?
May 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Y'all think someone has professed their love to an AI using a Claude-a ring?
I understand that she'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, but how the hell is she gonna be riding 6 white horses?
April 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I understand that she'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, but how the hell is she gonna be riding 6 white horses?
A Beatles themed coffee shop called "Let It Bean"
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
A Beatles themed coffee shop called "Let It Bean"
If I were in the frozen water business right now, I'd be pissed
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 PM
If I were in the frozen water business right now, I'd be pissed
Restaurant reservations are just food appointments
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Restaurant reservations are just food appointments
A Christmas Slasher movie about a group of murderous women called "Slay Belles"
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
A Christmas Slasher movie about a group of murderous women called "Slay Belles"
The word "spa" really seems like it should be short for something
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The word "spa" really seems like it should be short for something
And while we're at it, Whoville having an army band implies that they have an army. Why do they need an army!?
December 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
And while we're at it, Whoville having an army band implies that they have an army. Why do they need an army!?
Canonically, does Horton, who is known for hearing Who's, know about The Grinch?
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Canonically, does Horton, who is known for hearing Who's, know about The Grinch?
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Everyone: "we are thick as thieves"
Me: "my brothers in heist"
Me: "my brothers in heist"
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Everyone: "we are thick as thieves"
Me: "my brothers in heist"
Me: "my brothers in heist"
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
🎶 I'm just a horse, and at night I'm a nightmare 🎶 #SimplePlan
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
🎶 I'm just a horse, and at night I'm a nightmare 🎶 #SimplePlan
Things we will get before Lisa Barlow apologizes for anything:
- GTA 6
- Half-Life 3
- Universal Healthcare in the US
- GTA 6
- Half-Life 3
- Universal Healthcare in the US
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Things we will get before Lisa Barlow apologizes for anything:
- GTA 6
- Half-Life 3
- Universal Healthcare in the US
- GTA 6
- Half-Life 3
- Universal Healthcare in the US
The best laid plans, well, at least they got laid
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The best laid plans, well, at least they got laid
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
@bexcommunicated.bsky.social @amby.bsky.social Y'all watching The Challenge? No one has fee fees quite like Will
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@bexcommunicated.bsky.social @amby.bsky.social Y'all watching The Challenge? No one has fee fees quite like Will
🎶 Yen Vengerberg is coming, and Vilgefartz is running, he's gonna fail to kill her, and she's looking for Cirilla 🎶 #TheWitcher #VengaBoys
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
🎶 Yen Vengerberg is coming, and Vilgefartz is running, he's gonna fail to kill her, and she's looking for Cirilla 🎶 #TheWitcher #VengaBoys
Primordial?
Yes, this is my prime odreal
Yes, this is my prime odreal
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Primordial?
Yes, this is my prime odreal
Yes, this is my prime odreal
Si, salt
See, salt
Sea salt
See, salt
Sea salt
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Si, salt
See, salt
Sea salt
See, salt
Sea salt
"Emily in Paris" needs a spin-off or parody called "Gwen in Rome"
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"Emily in Paris" needs a spin-off or parody called "Gwen in Rome"
LinkedIn on Halloween: "Happy Halloween! Here is what trick or treating taught me about ROI and B2B sales..."
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
LinkedIn on Halloween: "Happy Halloween! Here is what trick or treating taught me about ROI and B2B sales..."
My chocolate's pronouns are her/she
October 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My chocolate's pronouns are her/she
I love that #TheChallenge is using songs by #SugarPit
October 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I love that #TheChallenge is using songs by #SugarPit
A men's skincare brand called "Exbroliate"
October 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A men's skincare brand called "Exbroliate"