Jen 🍁
@justjennymac.bsky.social
Burnt out witchy millennial in pursuit of coziness and joy.
💜 Video Games | Nature | Stargazing | Rage-Watching Hockey | Human Rights
❤️🩹 Crohn's | Anxiety | ADHD
♐♎♋ | INTP | 6w5
{she / her}
💜 Video Games | Nature | Stargazing | Rage-Watching Hockey | Human Rights
❤️🩹 Crohn's | Anxiety | ADHD
♐♎♋ | INTP | 6w5
{she / her}
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Jen 🍁
@justjennymac.bsky.social
· Jun 13
If "what the fuck" isn't named phrase of the year, idk what kind of world we're living in.
The number of forms and demands and deadlines required for an Autism / ADHD assessment is WILD. Like... read the room?
September 21, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The number of forms and demands and deadlines required for an Autism / ADHD assessment is WILD. Like... read the room?
Maybe a hot take, but as a ~fall girlie~ I'd really like to see less pumpkin-flavoured things and more maple-flavoured things.
Signed, a girl butthurt about not being able to find her maple bourbon coffee syrup amidst a plethora of pumpkin offerings. 😭
Signed, a girl butthurt about not being able to find her maple bourbon coffee syrup amidst a plethora of pumpkin offerings. 😭
August 22, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Maybe a hot take, but as a ~fall girlie~ I'd really like to see less pumpkin-flavoured things and more maple-flavoured things.
Signed, a girl butthurt about not being able to find her maple bourbon coffee syrup amidst a plethora of pumpkin offerings. 😭
Signed, a girl butthurt about not being able to find her maple bourbon coffee syrup amidst a plethora of pumpkin offerings. 😭
So uh how often are my nearly-40s folks pulling something in their back? 'cause I feel like it happens to me *far* too often.
August 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
So uh how often are my nearly-40s folks pulling something in their back? 'cause I feel like it happens to me *far* too often.
Hey! Nice to meet you, I'm my burst appendix that no one could figure out for nearly four days afterwards back in high school. I'm also my unresolved mental health issues in university. 😅
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
My mother didn't love me
My mother didn't love me
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
"Hi, I'm the possum that died in your family well!"
"Hi, I'm the possum that died in your family well!"
August 16, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Hey! Nice to meet you, I'm my burst appendix that no one could figure out for nearly four days afterwards back in high school. I'm also my unresolved mental health issues in university. 😅
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Honey what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your wormdirt and cum sandwich
Food has always looked like this, to those of us Who are Aware. Sorry to those who are just now Waking Up.
August 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Honey what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your wormdirt and cum sandwich
I feel like the only person missing the gene required to enjoy seltzer, sparkling water, etc. I keep trying but I just can't fuck with a White Claw.
August 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I feel like the only person missing the gene required to enjoy seltzer, sparkling water, etc. I keep trying but I just can't fuck with a White Claw.
Nothing ruins your morning like sharing the parking lot with a cybertruck 🤢
July 30, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Nothing ruins your morning like sharing the parking lot with a cybertruck 🤢
I'm not normally super susceptible to ads... unless it's for a cute Halloween-themed item. A spooky bat or ghost pops up on my feed and it's absolutely OVER for my wallet. 🦇
July 26, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I'm not normally super susceptible to ads... unless it's for a cute Halloween-themed item. A spooky bat or ghost pops up on my feed and it's absolutely OVER for my wallet. 🦇
If sushi restaurants could put less avocado in the vegetarian rolls, that would make my little texture-freak heart so happy. I love a sushi takeout but don't love the feeling of chewing avocado. 🤢
July 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
If sushi restaurants could put less avocado in the vegetarian rolls, that would make my little texture-freak heart so happy. I love a sushi takeout but don't love the feeling of chewing avocado. 🤢
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I wish I could activate a setting on my person for "Please don't tell me about your new AI features".
July 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I wish I could activate a setting on my person for "Please don't tell me about your new AI features".
I bought a new planner, so naturally the only thing I can think about is starting to use the new planner 😵💫
June 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I bought a new planner, so naturally the only thing I can think about is starting to use the new planner 😵💫
Admittedly only like five games into the Xbox Games Showcase, but does Xbox ever do anything new?
June 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Admittedly only like five games into the Xbox Games Showcase, but does Xbox ever do anything new?
As someone with zero patience and a need for immediate gratification, I don't know what I was thinking when I agreed to have patio furniture delivered days before I could prep said patio. It's going to sit in the garage, unassembled, taunting me with visions of leisuring... 😭
May 25, 2026 at 4:20 AM
As someone with zero patience and a need for immediate gratification, I don't know what I was thinking when I agreed to have patio furniture delivered days before I could prep said patio. It's going to sit in the garage, unassembled, taunting me with visions of leisuring... 😭
I just want to read research on the types of Miis people create on Tomodachi Life and what that says about them. Is that too much to ask?
May 19, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I just want to read research on the types of Miis people create on Tomodachi Life and what that says about them. Is that too much to ask?
Costco Canada bestowed a Mountain Dew multipack upon us - on sale! So I was stoked to try some new flavours.
Y'all, Baja Blast is just 7-Up. I was expecting BIG THINGS and it's just 7-Up. 🤨
Y'all, Baja Blast is just 7-Up. I was expecting BIG THINGS and it's just 7-Up. 🤨
May 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Costco Canada bestowed a Mountain Dew multipack upon us - on sale! So I was stoked to try some new flavours.
Y'all, Baja Blast is just 7-Up. I was expecting BIG THINGS and it's just 7-Up. 🤨
Y'all, Baja Blast is just 7-Up. I was expecting BIG THINGS and it's just 7-Up. 🤨
Just when I didn't think I could like my colleagues any more, as one locked their door today, they exited with "Well, I can't stand to be here another second so I'm off!" 😂💀
Absolutely incredible.
Absolutely incredible.
April 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Just when I didn't think I could like my colleagues any more, as one locked their door today, they exited with "Well, I can't stand to be here another second so I'm off!" 😂💀
Absolutely incredible.
Absolutely incredible.
Undeniable truths once Ontario has double-digit temperatures:
- The coalition of middle-aged men wearing shorts and flip flops bust out their yard tools and just spend the day
- The roads get much louder with poorly modded sedans and the dickest of motorcyclists
- I am generally less of a bitch☀️
- The coalition of middle-aged men wearing shorts and flip flops bust out their yard tools and just spend the day
- The roads get much louder with poorly modded sedans and the dickest of motorcyclists
- I am generally less of a bitch☀️
April 26, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Undeniable truths once Ontario has double-digit temperatures:
- The coalition of middle-aged men wearing shorts and flip flops bust out their yard tools and just spend the day
- The roads get much louder with poorly modded sedans and the dickest of motorcyclists
- I am generally less of a bitch☀️
- The coalition of middle-aged men wearing shorts and flip flops bust out their yard tools and just spend the day
- The roads get much louder with poorly modded sedans and the dickest of motorcyclists
- I am generally less of a bitch☀️
Oh god, I'm "pop Tums after a delicious meal" old 😭
April 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Oh god, I'm "pop Tums after a delicious meal" old 😭
Having one of those days where my brain is like a toddler's birthday party with 70 toddlers running around screaming and I am already just SO EXHAUSTED... at 7am. 😮💨
April 9, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Having one of those days where my brain is like a toddler's birthday party with 70 toddlers running around screaming and I am already just SO EXHAUSTED... at 7am. 😮💨
Two weeks in, this game is still SO GOOD. Yesterday I was admiring the way that the game encourages exploration BUT builds in failsafes, so if you go into this very large pit without thinking about how you might get back up - no worries, here's a skill. Trying to be spoiler-lite, but it's SO GOOD.
I was really hesitant to buy Pokopia. As someone who has only been into Pokemon extremely casually (Snap, Go, watching it on YTV as a kid), $100 seemed steep for something related to a fandom I wasn't all-in for.
Today, I found myself growing increasingly emotional about how GOOD this game is.
Today, I found myself growing increasingly emotional about how GOOD this game is.
April 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Two weeks in, this game is still SO GOOD. Yesterday I was admiring the way that the game encourages exploration BUT builds in failsafes, so if you go into this very large pit without thinking about how you might get back up - no worries, here's a skill. Trying to be spoiler-lite, but it's SO GOOD.
I feel like when you sell your house, you should be obligated to provide the buyers with (non-identifying) photos of the different spaces being used. Yes, you staged it real pretty, but sometimes I need inspiration on how you actually used a space or feature that NO ONE ELSE seems to have.
April 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I feel like when you sell your house, you should be obligated to provide the buyers with (non-identifying) photos of the different spaces being used. Yes, you staged it real pretty, but sometimes I need inspiration on how you actually used a space or feature that NO ONE ELSE seems to have.
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Oh my god, the alt text is a gift. 😹
A Little Owl was rescued after falling down a chimney. South Essex Wildlife Hospital reported he was "dirty and dehydrated but soon on his way back home". Want to donate to SEWH? southessexwildlife.org/donate Source: fb.com/555952912555... #owlsintowels 💛🦉
March 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Oh my god, the alt text is a gift. 😹
I was really hesitant to buy Pokopia. As someone who has only been into Pokemon extremely casually (Snap, Go, watching it on YTV as a kid), $100 seemed steep for something related to a fandom I wasn't all-in for.
Today, I found myself growing increasingly emotional about how GOOD this game is.
Today, I found myself growing increasingly emotional about how GOOD this game is.
March 22, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I was really hesitant to buy Pokopia. As someone who has only been into Pokemon extremely casually (Snap, Go, watching it on YTV as a kid), $100 seemed steep for something related to a fandom I wasn't all-in for.
Today, I found myself growing increasingly emotional about how GOOD this game is.
Today, I found myself growing increasingly emotional about how GOOD this game is.