Joan Not Joanne
@justjoaninnj.bsky.social
She/her, cat lady, gardener, movie, music, and concert enthusiast, Philly sports fan, enjoying my (finally) peaceful life.
Infuriated and embarrassed by the hideous state of the US.
🦅💚🦅GO BIRDS!! 🦅💚🦅
Infuriated and embarrassed by the hideous state of the US.
🦅💚🦅GO BIRDS!! 🦅💚🦅
Holy shit.
Houthis just filmed a warehouse full of US-made armor they took off Saudi-backed forces after Mocha fell. Shot on an iPhone. Such a damaging image! The coalition’s decade-long war in Yemen is ending in captured American equipment & open humiliation.
September 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Holy shit.
Americans need to read/re-read "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair. Since people prefer to watch rather than read, maybe someone could make it into a limited series on a streaming service.
Or maybe a reality show. RFK supporters can star in the first season.
Or maybe a reality show. RFK supporters can star in the first season.
It only took 19 months for RFK Jr to turn the once safe US food supply into a game of gastrointestinal Russian Roulette.
August 20, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Americans need to read/re-read "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair. Since people prefer to watch rather than read, maybe someone could make it into a limited series on a streaming service.
Or maybe a reality show. RFK supporters can star in the first season.
Or maybe a reality show. RFK supporters can star in the first season.
[Channeling Chandler Bing] Could they be anymore full of shit?
"This is the fastest growing industry in the world ... it will create construction jobs" -- Bruce Blakeman simps for data centers on Fox Business
August 20, 2026 at 4:18 PM
[Channeling Chandler Bing] Could they be anymore full of shit?
Hah!!
Sitting quietly with my family in the evening. Suddenly there's a persistent rustle in the bushes outside.
"What's that?" The kids ask.
"They've finally come for me." I say.
"Who?"
"Columbia House. It was a deal too good to be true."
"What's that?" The kids ask.
"They've finally come for me." I say.
"Who?"
"Columbia House. It was a deal too good to be true."
August 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Hah!!
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A concert lighting tech ran his cue signals before the show, and the entire crowd started copying his gestures in perfect sync.
August 8, 2026 at 8:41 AM
A concert lighting tech ran his cue signals before the show, and the entire crowd started copying his gestures in perfect sync.
Absolutely this.
Nah, not so bad for all the greedy Republican* politicians & their cronies who bought a shit-ton of defense company stocks well in advance.
*D's and I's also engage in insider trading, but they're amateurs compared to #47 and his greedy, insatiable, professional fuckwits.
*D's and I's also engage in insider trading, but they're amateurs compared to #47 and his greedy, insatiable, professional fuckwits.
July 30, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Absolutely this.
Hah! I never thought of that!
If your cat wants you to open the door but doesn't go out, maybe she wants you to leave the room.
July 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Hah! I never thought of that!
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Urgent! Call your two US senators to stop a US military integration with Israel!
Call your two US SENATORS
202-224-3121
Call your two US SENATORS
202-224-3121
July 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Urgent! Call your two US senators to stop a US military integration with Israel!
Call your two US SENATORS
202-224-3121
Call your two US SENATORS
202-224-3121
This is the way.
RESPECT
Every politician should be doing this.
Mayor Coffman has spent every Friday night since February sleeping at Aurora, Colorado’s homeless center, serving breakfast in the morning, and learning firsthand what works and what doesn’t.
Every politician should be doing this.
Mayor Coffman has spent every Friday night since February sleeping at Aurora, Colorado’s homeless center, serving breakfast in the morning, and learning firsthand what works and what doesn’t.
July 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is the way.
"You're still punk rock" I whisper to myself as I put a pot roast in the oven.
July 6, 2026 at 2:23 AM
A-fucking-men.
Washington State Senator Patty
Murray Said This On June 24th,
Specifically Naming Susan Collins !
Murray Said This On June 24th,
Specifically Naming Susan Collins !
June 26, 2026 at 8:39 PM
A-fucking-men.
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😆 DL Hughley: “There’s more evidence to suggest that Trump is a pedophile than the election in Los Angeles was rigged. The one thing MAGA hates more than Black people is proof” @marcofoster.bsky.social
June 12, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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Heart-Melting Post of the Day:
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Another, feel good timeline cleanse, is due!
Here you go!
Enjoy!
Try not to smile, let alone tear up.
Here you go!
Enjoy!
Try not to smile, let alone tear up.
June 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Heart-Melting Post of the Day:
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In case you forgot what it looks like when a real president gets the love at a game.
You know, when the crowd actually wants the president there.
You know, when the crowd actually wants the president there.
June 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
In case you forgot what it looks like when a real president gets the love at a game.
You know, when the crowd actually wants the president there.
You know, when the crowd actually wants the president there.
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Can’t be repeated enough…
June 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Can’t be repeated enough…
"Mom! Mommmm! Throw down some monaaaay! The Ice cream man is comaaaang!"
This is Edward. He was given 6 months to live after being found as a stray. His family was determined to give him the best few months possible, so they introduced him to the ice cream truck. That was 27 months ago. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: magnificent_foster_dogs)
May 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
"Mom! Mommmm! Throw down some monaaaay! The Ice cream man is comaaaang!"
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Marco Rubio when he finds out he’s the new Director of National Intelligence
May 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Dr. Jasmine Clark PhD microbiology from Emory University, teaching anatomy & microbiology to future nurses, & tracking threats. 2017, watching the new administration removed science funding, public health infrastructure, and the institutions she had devoted her career to, she picked up a campaign.
May 22, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Dr. Jasmine Clark PhD microbiology from Emory University, teaching anatomy & microbiology to future nurses, & tracking threats. 2017, watching the new administration removed science funding, public health infrastructure, and the institutions she had devoted her career to, she picked up a campaign.
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May 8, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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The supreme court betrayed Black voters, they betrayed America, and they betrayed our democracy.”
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
May 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The supreme court betrayed Black voters, they betrayed America, and they betrayed our democracy.”
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
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MLB team owners have an average net worth of $4.7 BILLION.
That's $260 million a year.
They'll each get an average $286,000 tax break next year.
So why are streaming packages out of control? Why does a day at the ballpark cost an average $225?
Greed. Tax the rich.
That's $260 million a year.
They'll each get an average $286,000 tax break next year.
So why are streaming packages out of control? Why does a day at the ballpark cost an average $225?
Greed. Tax the rich.
May 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
MLB team owners have an average net worth of $4.7 BILLION.
That's $260 million a year.
They'll each get an average $286,000 tax break next year.
So why are streaming packages out of control? Why does a day at the ballpark cost an average $225?
Greed. Tax the rich.
That's $260 million a year.
They'll each get an average $286,000 tax break next year.
So why are streaming packages out of control? Why does a day at the ballpark cost an average $225?
Greed. Tax the rich.
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Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.
May 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.
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April 26, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.
April 24, 2026 at 1:31 PM
This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.
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HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.
April 22, 2026 at 8:48 PM
HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.