Michael
@justmichael.bsky.social
Caller of the Cats, Writer, Musician, Cyborg
He/They
He/They
See Ed Sheeran with Kid Rock and Gal Gadot coming to a detention center near you!
Think he'll cancel the rest of the tour, or will scum offer to open for him?
All of Ed Sheeran’s opening acts and his touring band have dropped out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.
September 16, 2026 at 4:29 PM
See Ed Sheeran with Kid Rock and Gal Gadot coming to a detention center near you!
Oh Caine.
September 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Oh Caine.
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The armed, organized maniacs who have seized power in America and who are cheering him on as he rampages all over the world, kidnapping leaders and dropping bombs on schoolchildren are not going to dig a hole, crawl inside it, and pull the dirt down on top of themselves.
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September 3, 2026 at 9:03 AM
The armed, organized maniacs who have seized power in America and who are cheering him on as he rampages all over the world, kidnapping leaders and dropping bombs on schoolchildren are not going to dig a hole, crawl inside it, and pull the dirt down on top of themselves.
55/
55/
Bombing of the Marine base in Lebanon, 1983. I was five.
What's the first historic event that you remember?
August 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Bombing of the Marine base in Lebanon, 1983. I was five.
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National Day of Mourning immediately
🔗: bit.ly/4qC1fWV
Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80.
Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video.
📷: Getty
Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80.
Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video.
📷: Getty
August 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
National Day of Mourning immediately
Describe your musical taste with only three artists/bands.
Indigo Girls
Skip James
ABBA
I think this covers just about everyone I listen to.
Indigo Girls
Skip James
ABBA
I think this covers just about everyone I listen to.
describe your music taste with only three artists.
no genres allowed.
The Clash
Laura Nyro
The Grateful Dead
no genres allowed.
The Clash
Laura Nyro
The Grateful Dead
August 17, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Describe your musical taste with only three artists/bands.
Indigo Girls
Skip James
ABBA
I think this covers just about everyone I listen to.
Indigo Girls
Skip James
ABBA
I think this covers just about everyone I listen to.
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Abolishing ICE is now the official position of the Democratic Party
Here are things that happened at the DNC today:
1) Resolution calling to abolish ICE unanimously adopted
2) Brand-new early state calendar that reflects the full diversity of the Democratic base
3) Rejection of insider efforts to ban RCV from being used in presidential primaries
Great results here
1) Resolution calling to abolish ICE unanimously adopted
2) Brand-new early state calendar that reflects the full diversity of the Democratic base
3) Rejection of insider efforts to ban RCV from being used in presidential primaries
Great results here
August 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Abolishing ICE is now the official position of the Democratic Party
Going to go see the Indigo Girls tomorrow.
August 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Going to go see the Indigo Girls tomorrow.
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I have lived in both the Rockies & in Appalachia
The Rockies have a gravitational hold on you: they’re aware of you insofar as they want to possess you, control you
Appalachia is subtle & strange. If it notices you, watch out. Humans are not supposed to be seen by creatures older than stars
The Rockies have a gravitational hold on you: they’re aware of you insofar as they want to possess you, control you
Appalachia is subtle & strange. If it notices you, watch out. Humans are not supposed to be seen by creatures older than stars
I was literally JUST doing a talk about this with @mcmanlypants.bsky.social an hour ago! The thing is that the Rockies are so much bigger than you that they don’t notice if you exist.
But the Appalachians are so much older than you that if they notice you, bad shit’s about to go down.
But the Appalachians are so much older than you that if they notice you, bad shit’s about to go down.
It's so cute when people on the east coast talk about mountains
August 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I have lived in both the Rockies & in Appalachia
The Rockies have a gravitational hold on you: they’re aware of you insofar as they want to possess you, control you
Appalachia is subtle & strange. If it notices you, watch out. Humans are not supposed to be seen by creatures older than stars
The Rockies have a gravitational hold on you: they’re aware of you insofar as they want to possess you, control you
Appalachia is subtle & strange. If it notices you, watch out. Humans are not supposed to be seen by creatures older than stars
@toni.bsky.team Why do you want this to be another Nazi bar?
August 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
@toni.bsky.team Why do you want this to be another Nazi bar?
Every surveillance camera has a diamond and $300 cash inside of it. Flock cameras, ring cameras, all of them.
July 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Every surveillance camera has a diamond and $300 cash inside of it. Flock cameras, ring cameras, all of them.
We're posting thirst traps soo
July 27, 2026 at 11:00 PM
We're posting thirst traps soo
Also the child is having the worst time of all of us.
I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes).
Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????
Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????
July 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Also the child is having the worst time of all of us.
You want this
IT IS...TIME....
For the Queer Winter Poetry of 2026.
YOU identify on the queer spectrum, want to receive a typewriter-written poem in December-ish of 2026, and have been waiting all year to sign up.
#QueerlyBeloved
The Link:
forms.gle/KeMPu6bYyWqu...
For the Queer Winter Poetry of 2026.
YOU identify on the queer spectrum, want to receive a typewriter-written poem in December-ish of 2026, and have been waiting all year to sign up.
#QueerlyBeloved
The Link:
forms.gle/KeMPu6bYyWqu...
Queer Poetry in Winter Signup! (December Unnamed)
A signup sheet to receive one snail mailed typewritten original poem from @Genderqueerwolf in December, 2026
You can find more at Support GenderQueerWolf ❤️
FAQ:
Am I queer enough?
Do you self-ident...
forms.gle
July 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
You want this
Best Star Trek Captain. Wrong answers only.
July 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Best Star Trek Captain. Wrong answers only.
That's what, solving world hunger fifteen times over?
Through four months, the US has spent $103 billion on the Iran War.
An average of $860 million per day.
An average of $860 million per day.
The real cost of the Iran War: $103 billion in 120 days
Testifying before the House Appropriations Committee last week, Director of the Office of Management and Budget Russell Vought said the US had spent $30 billion on the Iran War.
popular.info
July 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
That's what, solving world hunger fifteen times over?
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today but then I turned around and he was sucked back into Hades.
July 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today but then I turned around and he was sucked back into Hades.
"Eventually, the corpse was found guilty."
July 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
"Eventually, the corpse was found guilty."
Gotta be "Dead Puppies" unless just saying "90% of TMBG's and 75% of Ween's catalogs" counts 😆
Name your fav novelty song.
July 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Gotta be "Dead Puppies" unless just saying "90% of TMBG's and 75% of Ween's catalogs" counts 😆
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For sale: fuckbench , gently used.
July 3, 2026 at 9:05 AM
For sale: fuckbench , gently used.
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Tempted to answer this wrong (“rocks”) but some of my furniture was my great-grandmother’s and some is antique (found in someone’s barn in rural AL when I was 13) so maybe mid-1800s bed frame? That I use every day.
I always like thinking about: what is the oldest object you regularly use, the oldest thing you're using in your normal everyday life
June 27, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Tempted to answer this wrong (“rocks”) but some of my furniture was my great-grandmother’s and some is antique (found in someone’s barn in rural AL when I was 13) so maybe mid-1800s bed frame? That I use every day.
Thirteen losers do loser shit.
Thirteen Democratic House members and candidates announced their support for a centrist initiative aimed at pushing back against the party’s tilt toward democratic socialism.
After wins by democratic socialists, centrist Democrats unite to push back
Thirteen Democratic House members and candidates announced their support for an initiative that commits them to centrist principles.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Thirteen losers do loser shit.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
June 25, 2026 at 3:17 PM
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH