do not drink.
@juttlejuice.bsky.social
"You really think someone would do that, just go on the Internet and tell lies?"
Rattlers DNI
pfp WAS from here: https://youtu.be/VOuw21CJ5As
then it WAS by @silversylveon.bsky.social
now it's by me.
also this: https://juttlejuice.straw.page
Rattlers DNI
pfp WAS from here: https://youtu.be/VOuw21CJ5As
then it WAS by @silversylveon.bsky.social
now it's by me.
also this: https://juttlejuice.straw.page
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do not drink.
@juttlejuice.bsky.social
· Oct 25
Hey how do I turn the green into the blue of my pfp, while still making a decent looking gradient that's not *too* high up, while also making the red just bit more vibrant?
not urgent.
not urgent.
i use Twitter almost exclusively for reading Lucky Star.
October 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
i use Twitter almost exclusively for reading Lucky Star.
all Rotom phones are cordless because nobody wanted to physically connect Rotoms to any other device.
October 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
all Rotom phones are cordless because nobody wanted to physically connect Rotoms to any other device.
juttlejuice.
Crasheon The Bipedal Eevee
spookysome creature
October 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
juttlejuice.
just saw a Target employee at Costco.
October 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
just saw a Target employee at Costco.
is IHoP even International?
October 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
is IHoP even International?
trying to pull something from YouTube via the wayback machine and it somehow keeps fucking redirecting to the most modern capture because it's the only one with "?themeRefresh=1"
October 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
trying to pull something from YouTube via the wayback machine and it somehow keeps fucking redirecting to the most modern capture because it's the only one with "?themeRefresh=1"
there was a period of time where Speed streams were formatted like Family Guy episodes.
October 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
there was a period of time where Speed streams were formatted like Family Guy episodes.
watching a small creature hype themselves up for a big jump is always fun to watch.
October 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
watching a small creature hype themselves up for a big jump is always fun to watch.
i dreamt i somehow ended up in a Salmon Run ARG, but because i had such shit connection, i only occasionally saw the map updating with the tides until the match was over and i got to see what the reward for doing the ARG was. don't even remember what the reward was,
October 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
i dreamt i somehow ended up in a Salmon Run ARG, but because i had such shit connection, i only occasionally saw the map updating with the tides until the match was over and i got to see what the reward for doing the ARG was. don't even remember what the reward was,
going to the same cardshop and purchasing exclusively "goonable" Pokémon cards until the cashier makes the connection.
October 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
going to the same cardshop and purchasing exclusively "goonable" Pokémon cards until the cashier makes the connection.
if i ever make a game, i will add pettable creatures that will explode if you pet them too much. explode them all, and a toggle will appear in settings that will revive all of them and allow for you to choose between infinitely spamming the pet option or causing them all to explode again.
October 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
if i ever make a game, i will add pettable creatures that will explode if you pet them too much. explode them all, and a toggle will appear in settings that will revive all of them and allow for you to choose between infinitely spamming the pet option or causing them all to explode again.
@crasheonrulez.bsky.social Tyranitar will never be powercrept.
October 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
@crasheonrulez.bsky.social Tyranitar will never be powercrept.
if you don't draw Maddie Deltarune with eyebrows thicker than Red Angry Birds then you're just drawing a recoloured Pink.
October 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
if you don't draw Maddie Deltarune with eyebrows thicker than Red Angry Birds then you're just drawing a recoloured Pink.
"no officer i swear, the money fell from the sky as i walked out from under the bridge."
October 4, 2026 at 6:33 AM
"no officer i swear, the money fell from the sky as i walked out from under the bridge."
IT'S SCP-9787 COMING IN WITH THE HONDA CIVIC
October 4, 2026 at 6:29 AM
IT'S SCP-9787 COMING IN WITH THE HONDA CIVIC
shoutout when games have an indie enough team that they have the stupidest file names and variables.
October 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
shoutout when games have an indie enough team that they have the stupidest file names and variables.
if i ever say something so outrageous it makes you want to do something IRL just know i'm probably lying and successfully baited you.
October 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
if i ever say something so outrageous it makes you want to do something IRL just know i'm probably lying and successfully baited you.
Reposted by do not drink.
the anthro deer population is dwindling because they're all gay.
October 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
the anthro deer population is dwindling because they're all gay.
it's okay to space out sometimes, and if you gotta while behind the wheel on the highway, then so be it, i'm sure the passengers would be understanding.
October 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
it's okay to space out sometimes, and if you gotta while behind the wheel on the highway, then so be it, i'm sure the passengers would be understanding.
Microsoft will literally announce a fourth dimension before optimizing Minecraft for the NS2.
October 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Microsoft will literally announce a fourth dimension before optimizing Minecraft for the NS2.
did cars even exist back in 1996.
October 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
did cars even exist back in 1996.
i FUCKING HATE CINNAMON
October 2, 2026 at 2:33 PM
i FUCKING HATE CINNAMON
do NOT read the following if you scare easily.
SKELETONS!!!! SKULLS!!!!
BAD TO THE BONE RIFF.
(da-na-na-na-nana)
SKELETONS!!!! SKULLS!!!!
BAD TO THE BONE RIFF.
(da-na-na-na-nana)
October 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
do NOT read the following if you scare easily.
SKELETONS!!!! SKULLS!!!!
BAD TO THE BONE RIFF.
(da-na-na-na-nana)
SKELETONS!!!! SKULLS!!!!
BAD TO THE BONE RIFF.
(da-na-na-na-nana)
sometimes you're just a lone rubber bouncing ball with a painted on smile that's partially scratched off who's thrown once, bounces around, then settles in an obscure corner to be forgotten about for weeks on end.
October 1, 2026 at 1:48 PM
sometimes you're just a lone rubber bouncing ball with a painted on smile that's partially scratched off who's thrown once, bounces around, then settles in an obscure corner to be forgotten about for weeks on end.