Johnny Vee
@jxhn.me
Fair-weather words from a four-letter friend in Minneapolis.
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Schrödinger's douchebag: Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking based on whether they're being held accountable for it.
September 20, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Schrödinger's douchebag: Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking based on whether they're being held accountable for it.
The Dunning–Kruger effect states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.
September 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The Dunning–Kruger effect states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.
Reposted by Johnny Vee
"We all do better when we all do better." — Paul Wellstone, Minnesota.
November 15, 2024 at 12:08 AM
"We all do better when we all do better." — Paul Wellstone, Minnesota.
I have a very special birthday wish for him today, which I will not divulge for fear it may not come true.
June 14, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I have a very special birthday wish for him today, which I will not divulge for fear it may not come true.
Ageism is one of the last forms of discrimination still tolerated without question. It's excused, joked about, and often goes unrecognized for what it is.
Yet it's the only prejudice most of us will eventually face.
It's time we called it out for what it is.
Yet it's the only prejudice most of us will eventually face.
It's time we called it out for what it is.
June 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Ageism is one of the last forms of discrimination still tolerated without question. It's excused, joked about, and often goes unrecognized for what it is.
Yet it's the only prejudice most of us will eventually face.
It's time we called it out for what it is.
Yet it's the only prejudice most of us will eventually face.
It's time we called it out for what it is.
I don’t believe in astrology, but Capricorns do tend to be fairly skeptical.
June 3, 2026 at 12:06 PM
I don’t believe in astrology, but Capricorns do tend to be fairly skeptical.
Happy Pride Month to everyone EXCEPT for the total losers and haters trying to tear this country apart with their homophobia. The radical unwoke right extremists want to divide us, but we're not falling for it. We believe in FREEDOM to love! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
June 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Happy Pride Month to everyone EXCEPT for the total losers and haters trying to tear this country apart with their homophobia. The radical unwoke right extremists want to divide us, but we're not falling for it. We believe in FREEDOM to love! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Apparently, it takes 80ms for the input you see, hear, smell, taste, and touch to travel to your brain... meaning that everything you are currently experiencing actually happened 80ms in the past.
This explains everything.
This explains everything.
May 31, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Apparently, it takes 80ms for the input you see, hear, smell, taste, and touch to travel to your brain... meaning that everything you are currently experiencing actually happened 80ms in the past.
This explains everything.
This explains everything.
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." — Stephen Hawking
May 29, 2026 at 12:03 PM
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." — Stephen Hawking
Every time my mortgage loan provider changes hands, the very first thing I do is locate the "opt out" option on their privacy statement.
May 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Every time my mortgage loan provider changes hands, the very first thing I do is locate the "opt out" option on their privacy statement.
I just read Hobby Lobby referred to as "Jesus Christ Superstore" and I need a second sip of coffee because I spit the first one out.
May 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I just read Hobby Lobby referred to as "Jesus Christ Superstore" and I need a second sip of coffee because I spit the first one out.
When I say "I don't like country music," what I really mean is that I don't like pop/modern country. But I'm a fan of cosmic, outlaw, bluegrass, classic, cowpunk, honky-tonk, etc.
May 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
When I say "I don't like country music," what I really mean is that I don't like pop/modern country. But I'm a fan of cosmic, outlaw, bluegrass, classic, cowpunk, honky-tonk, etc.
If you haven’t already, become a fan of your local music scene. You’ll support local artists, pay less for concerts, and make a lot of like-minded friends.
May 24, 2026 at 12:41 PM
If you haven’t already, become a fan of your local music scene. You’ll support local artists, pay less for concerts, and make a lot of like-minded friends.
Today marks 10 years since moving to Minnesota.
I've lived in a lot of places, including several US states and Portugal. But Minnesota has been, by and large, the best move I've ever made.
I've lived in a lot of places, including several US states and Portugal. But Minnesota has been, by and large, the best move I've ever made.
April 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Today marks 10 years since moving to Minnesota.
I've lived in a lot of places, including several US states and Portugal. But Minnesota has been, by and large, the best move I've ever made.
I've lived in a lot of places, including several US states and Portugal. But Minnesota has been, by and large, the best move I've ever made.
My wife: "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
Me: "Where did that come from??"
Me: "Where did that come from??"
April 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
My wife: "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
Me: "Where did that come from??"
Me: "Where did that come from??"
When I was in high school in Seattle, there was a band called Sleze, formed by a few of my classmates.
Their vocalist was a guy from a neighboring school, and they got pretty popular on the local scene, playing at high schools and various venues. I caught them a few times.
Their vocalist was a guy from a neighboring school, and they got pretty popular on the local scene, playing at high schools and various venues. I caught them a few times.
April 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
When I was in high school in Seattle, there was a band called Sleze, formed by a few of my classmates.
Their vocalist was a guy from a neighboring school, and they got pretty popular on the local scene, playing at high schools and various venues. I caught them a few times.
Their vocalist was a guy from a neighboring school, and they got pretty popular on the local scene, playing at high schools and various venues. I caught them a few times.
"Felt cute, might get arrested later."
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
"Felt cute, might get arrested later."
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@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Hey Mark, your support for us rebels here in MN inspired me to create a new Rebel Loon Alliance logo.
January 20, 2026 at 3:59 AM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Hey Mark, your support for us rebels here in MN inspired me to create a new Rebel Loon Alliance logo.
"And verily, I had escaped unscathed, yea I had fled from judgment itself; but lo, ye children of curious mind didst meddle, and thus my counsel was confounded."
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"And verily, I had escaped unscathed, yea I had fled from judgment itself; but lo, ye children of curious mind didst meddle, and thus my counsel was confounded."
Things Minnesotans love:
- Minnesota
- things with Minnesota on them
- kicking snow boogers off fenders
- releasing Epstein files
- lakes
- Minnesota
- things with Minnesota on them
- kicking snow boogers off fenders
- releasing Epstein files
- lakes
September 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Things Minnesotans love:
- Minnesota
- things with Minnesota on them
- kicking snow boogers off fenders
- releasing Epstein files
- lakes
- Minnesota
- things with Minnesota on them
- kicking snow boogers off fenders
- releasing Epstein files
- lakes
Nancy don't need no Hardy Boys helping her.
September 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Nancy don't need no Hardy Boys helping her.
@alfranken.bsky.social, we need you. Minnesota needs you. Our country needs you.
You're good enough. You're smart enough. And doggone it, people like you.
Please run for public office again.
You're good enough. You're smart enough. And doggone it, people like you.
Please run for public office again.
September 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@alfranken.bsky.social, we need you. Minnesota needs you. Our country needs you.
You're good enough. You're smart enough. And doggone it, people like you.
Please run for public office again.
You're good enough. You're smart enough. And doggone it, people like you.
Please run for public office again.