If my GOP PAC spends $40m on campaigns, we’ll lose $40m. If we stop spending on campaigns, we’ll save $40m.

Are they gonna give Mitch McConnell the Terri Schiavo treatment, just like he did?

In the Declaration of Independence…

“He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.”

A sock and a shoe and a sock and a shoe

GOP = Groomers Only Party

If he’s such a great realtor, how come he lets so many people live rent free in his head?

I am a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.

I lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

It’s pronounced “dodgy”

Price of eggs on the last day before the fall of America

On January 19th, be sure to visit your neighborhood grocery store and record the price of eggs, milk, bread and butter. And maybe visit a gas station to record the price of gas…. You know, just for posterity.

#leguminati My dog made made it into the Daily Beans Good News! I’m so excited!

When they start to realize, I’m not going to say:

“I tried to warn you.”

I’m not going to say:

“We tried to warn you.”

I’m going to say:

“Woke tried to warn you.”

In 2001 I was hired to work on WWE Crush Hour from its early stage through publishing in 2003. I programmed, weapons, power-ups, sound, and other stuff. It didn’t sell well, but I’m interested if anybody here remembers/played this game. What are your thoughts? “Awesome”, “Meh”, or “Shit”?

After the deportations and tariffs I don’t know how we’re going to pay for the wall Canada is building.

I think we can all use some Brighter Days

My back is itchy and there is no secluded place in my office where I can bear scratch it.

Good Riddance