It's nice that you phrased it like I have a choice.

Replacing every single video game in existence with a mirror that calls you a "very special good boy."

It's on a seventy dollar subscription service.

For the record, I don't see housing the consciousness of a family member in the newly washed brain of another family member to be a form of incest. Maybe that's just smallmindedness on my part.

Love seeing someone extrapolate a sweeping cultural trend from "some rando was a bit mean to me and my mates."

None of these people are going to vote for Evil Lite when they can still vote for Evil Original.

the real resentment for me is that you can say "we should get rid of billionaires" to an audience of millions & that counts for less than saying "we should make billionaires kings" to an audience of 3 billionaires

This is like reading about the metaphysical ramifications of Mommy ceasing to exist every time she plays peek-a-boo.

Hello to your brother's cat.

... Why does that sound like the name of a folk album?

Honestly the most likely outcome.