Sweet Cap'n Kai 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@kaisidney.bsky.social
(she/her) Pirate captain @ the goodish ship SUNBURST | hashtag do not fuck the empire, your gock deserves better ⚢ | The woman you've never been warned about, because I'm fictional.
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"Why do you keep insisting on referring to everyone as girls and she/her-ing everyone regardless of gender?!"
~ girl who keeps insisting on referring to everyone as "guys"/"bro" and he/him-sorry-they/them-ing everyone regardless of gender
~ girl who keeps insisting on referring to everyone as "guys"/"bro" and he/him-sorry-they/them-ing everyone regardless of gender
When I'm wearing fancy footwear and step on a girl's bulge that's already wet, I
September 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
When I'm wearing fancy footwear and step on a girl's bulge that's already wet, I
You can tell who's a real pirate and who's a rich twat poser by whether your boots have high heels or not.
August 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
You can tell who's a real pirate and who's a rich twat poser by whether your boots have high heels or not.
Girldick a girldyke today!
August 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Girldick a girldyke today!
UPSIDE: you can waste company time by taking bathroom breaks for long periods
DOWNSIDE: being visible in mirrors for long periods
DOWNSIDE: being visible in mirrors for long periods
August 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
UPSIDE: you can waste company time by taking bathroom breaks for long periods
DOWNSIDE: being visible in mirrors for long periods
DOWNSIDE: being visible in mirrors for long periods
You can tell we're in British space cos all the place names sound like lines from a shit Carry On film.
"Oo-er, I'm heading down the Hardwick Current!"
"Ow, right in the Cropwell Isles!"
"She's showing me her Heath-on-Frampstead-End!"
"We're headed for Feckenham."
"Oo-er, I'm heading down the Hardwick Current!"
"Ow, right in the Cropwell Isles!"
"She's showing me her Heath-on-Frampstead-End!"
"We're headed for Feckenham."
August 8, 2026 at 9:32 AM
You can tell we're in British space cos all the place names sound like lines from a shit Carry On film.
"Oo-er, I'm heading down the Hardwick Current!"
"Ow, right in the Cropwell Isles!"
"She's showing me her Heath-on-Frampstead-End!"
"We're headed for Feckenham."
"Oo-er, I'm heading down the Hardwick Current!"
"Ow, right in the Cropwell Isles!"
"She's showing me her Heath-on-Frampstead-End!"
"We're headed for Feckenham."
Temperature play girlies are so easy
Just go for a date at a curry house and go for ice cream afterwards
You won't even need to do anything and she'll be blasting ropes
Just go for a date at a curry house and go for ice cream afterwards
You won't even need to do anything and she'll be blasting ropes
August 7, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Temperature play girlies are so easy
Just go for a date at a curry house and go for ice cream afterwards
You won't even need to do anything and she'll be blasting ropes
Just go for a date at a curry house and go for ice cream afterwards
You won't even need to do anything and she'll be blasting ropes
An old woman on this island has the most impenetrable Southern accent you've ever heard and a cartoon tooth whistle
What is your wisdom, Prospector Jemima
What is your wisdom, Prospector Jemima
August 6, 2026 at 3:39 AM
An old woman on this island has the most impenetrable Southern accent you've ever heard and a cartoon tooth whistle
What is your wisdom, Prospector Jemima
What is your wisdom, Prospector Jemima
Finally got out back into regular space this morning
Sooj said one way to avoid a heavily patrolled Empire convoy route was back into the nebula
I said I'd rather cut my head off with a rusty fork than even look at a nebula again
Sooj said one way to avoid a heavily patrolled Empire convoy route was back into the nebula
I said I'd rather cut my head off with a rusty fork than even look at a nebula again
August 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Finally got out back into regular space this morning
Sooj said one way to avoid a heavily patrolled Empire convoy route was back into the nebula
I said I'd rather cut my head off with a rusty fork than even look at a nebula again
Sooj said one way to avoid a heavily patrolled Empire convoy route was back into the nebula
I said I'd rather cut my head off with a rusty fork than even look at a nebula again
Is the first Oasis album good? ...definitely... maybe... Hey Now! Even if it's not as Supersonic as Some Might Say, I can Roll With It. Don't Go Away even if we're still stuck in this nebula, It's Gettin' Better (Man!!).
August 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Is the first Oasis album good? ...definitely... maybe... Hey Now! Even if it's not as Supersonic as Some Might Say, I can Roll With It. Don't Go Away even if we're still stuck in this nebula, It's Gettin' Better (Man!!).
One of my girlfriends said called trying to hoax someone into thinking you're a clown a "joax".
I told her a "doax" is when you divorce someone for being a clown badly. She is still recovering
I told her a "doax" is when you divorce someone for being a clown badly. She is still recovering
August 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
One of my girlfriends said called trying to hoax someone into thinking you're a clown a "joax".
I told her a "doax" is when you divorce someone for being a clown badly. She is still recovering
I told her a "doax" is when you divorce someone for being a clown badly. She is still recovering
more like piss diddy
be sure to rate 5☆ and post a response video and blog about my incredible posting capabilities on Bebo
be sure to rate 5☆ and post a response video and blog about my incredible posting capabilities on Bebo
August 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
more like piss diddy
be sure to rate 5☆ and post a response video and blog about my incredible posting capabilities on Bebo
be sure to rate 5☆ and post a response video and blog about my incredible posting capabilities on Bebo
tbf if a baddie called me "wounded as she was" and said "from the moment I heard your voice across the galaxy, I have longed for you", I'd fuck off my space monk oaths and go insane for her too
I cannot fix her, but she can make me worse and I can make her worse hashtag feminism hashtag yuri
I cannot fix her, but she can make me worse and I can make her worse hashtag feminism hashtag yuri
August 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
tbf if a baddie called me "wounded as she was" and said "from the moment I heard your voice across the galaxy, I have longed for you", I'd fuck off my space monk oaths and go insane for her too
I cannot fix her, but she can make me worse and I can make her worse hashtag feminism hashtag yuri
I cannot fix her, but she can make me worse and I can make her worse hashtag feminism hashtag yuri
Sailing in a nebula
CONS: visibility is zero, microstorms fuck with the navigator's circuitry, and the sails can't draw power
PROS: tinglies
CONS: visibility is zero, microstorms fuck with the navigator's circuitry, and the sails can't draw power
PROS: tinglies
August 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Sailing in a nebula
CONS: visibility is zero, microstorms fuck with the navigator's circuitry, and the sails can't draw power
PROS: tinglies
CONS: visibility is zero, microstorms fuck with the navigator's circuitry, and the sails can't draw power
PROS: tinglies
View off the starboard side this morning
hashtag work selfie
hashtag work selfie
July 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
View off the starboard side this morning
hashtag work selfie
hashtag work selfie
"Why do you keep insisting on referring to everyone as girls and she/her-ing everyone regardless of gender?!"
~ girl who keeps insisting on referring to everyone as "guys"/"bro" and he/him-sorry-they/them-ing everyone regardless of gender
~ girl who keeps insisting on referring to everyone as "guys"/"bro" and he/him-sorry-they/them-ing everyone regardless of gender
July 31, 2026 at 3:47 AM
"Why do you keep insisting on referring to everyone as girls and she/her-ing everyone regardless of gender?!"
~ girl who keeps insisting on referring to everyone as "guys"/"bro" and he/him-sorry-they/them-ing everyone regardless of gender
~ girl who keeps insisting on referring to everyone as "guys"/"bro" and he/him-sorry-they/them-ing everyone regardless of gender
"having to stop watching the YouTubers I like just because they've been openly racist / queerphobic / sexist etc for years is so hard"
~ person who has never had to shave their balls in deep space
~ person who has never had to shave their balls in deep space
July 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
"having to stop watching the YouTubers I like just because they've been openly racist / queerphobic / sexist etc for years is so hard"
~ person who has never had to shave their balls in deep space
~ person who has never had to shave their balls in deep space
The Internet is incredible because I can slump in my hammock after a hard fought hit and run skirmish with an Empire battlecruiser, and then get screamed at because someone I've never heard of doesn't like how negatively people treat them just cos they're transphobic
July 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The Internet is incredible because I can slump in my hammock after a hard fought hit and run skirmish with an Empire battlecruiser, and then get screamed at because someone I've never heard of doesn't like how negatively people treat them just cos they're transphobic
oh fuck it's the eggs
July 30, 2026 at 2:57 AM
oh fuck it's the eggs