Kaleb Mayhem devourer of faces & keeper of lies
@kalebmayhew.bsky.social
♪Mostly a guitarist, learning bass.♪
★I dabble in visual art, occasionally writing.★
♥6/4/1999♥
(He/Him but They/Them is fine)
★I dabble in visual art, occasionally writing.★
♥6/4/1999♥
(He/Him but They/Them is fine)
September 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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RT if you've never sullied your mind, or very soul itself, with the rankest of all the filth that floats within the tide of human enterprise.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 2:19 PM
RT if you've never sullied your mind, or very soul itself, with the rankest of all the filth that floats within the tide of human enterprise.
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MAN-THING vs. SWAMP THING, the mossiest, muddiest face-off of them all.
June 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
MAN-THING vs. SWAMP THING, the mossiest, muddiest face-off of them all.
Kickass! My new @bigoldeels.bsky.social postcard arrived on my birthday!
June 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Kickass! My new @bigoldeels.bsky.social postcard arrived on my birthday!
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I AM SINISTAR 💀 BEWARE 💀 RUN COWARD
May 20, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I AM SINISTAR 💀 BEWARE 💀 RUN COWARD
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May 8, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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I held back on shit-talking Mr. Beast for a long time because all I really knew about him was he had a face like a haunted doll. I didn't want to hold that against him, but it turns out he's pretty evil anyway so let's call that a W for the ol' intuition.
April 23, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I held back on shit-talking Mr. Beast for a long time because all I really knew about him was he had a face like a haunted doll. I didn't want to hold that against him, but it turns out he's pretty evil anyway so let's call that a W for the ol' intuition.
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Hi! I don't think Toho has a bsky so I'll post it - my first commissioned work for all the official Godzilla channels and I handmade everything that isn't a toy. Enjoy xo
March 19, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Hi! I don't think Toho has a bsky so I'll post it - my first commissioned work for all the official Godzilla channels and I handmade everything that isn't a toy. Enjoy xo
So we have 2 of the 3 Legacy of Kain series remastered, is it too much to hope that when they get around to Blood Omen 1 they keep it 2D?
March 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
So we have 2 of the 3 Legacy of Kain series remastered, is it too much to hope that when they get around to Blood Omen 1 they keep it 2D?
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Good morning from Dracula's brides.
(illustration to ‘Dracula’ by Bram Stoker ~ Peter Bedrick Books, 1988, Charles Keeping, 1924–1988)
(illustration to ‘Dracula’ by Bram Stoker ~ Peter Bedrick Books, 1988, Charles Keeping, 1924–1988)
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Good morning from Dracula's brides.
(illustration to ‘Dracula’ by Bram Stoker ~ Peter Bedrick Books, 1988, Charles Keeping, 1924–1988)
(illustration to ‘Dracula’ by Bram Stoker ~ Peter Bedrick Books, 1988, Charles Keeping, 1924–1988)
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quick update: three minutes after deploying this new software the 3rd Field Artillery Regiment, Second Battalion launched a long range rocket attack against Bellingham. there were no survivors.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
quick update: three minutes after deploying this new software the 3rd Field Artillery Regiment, Second Battalion launched a long range rocket attack against Bellingham. there were no survivors.
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10 years ago this day
Eternity was birthed
The past and future began
And both were born and ended alike
The Maker and Devourer
The Final Word
The Final Truth
The Final Pam
#thefinalpam
#monsterfactory
Eternity was birthed
The past and future began
And both were born and ended alike
The Maker and Devourer
The Final Word
The Final Truth
The Final Pam
#thefinalpam
#monsterfactory
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
10 years ago this day
Eternity was birthed
The past and future began
And both were born and ended alike
The Maker and Devourer
The Final Word
The Final Truth
The Final Pam
#thefinalpam
#monsterfactory
Eternity was birthed
The past and future began
And both were born and ended alike
The Maker and Devourer
The Final Word
The Final Truth
The Final Pam
#thefinalpam
#monsterfactory
@bigoldeels.bsky.social perfect postcard this month! The picture is great, the cute little jack-o'-lantern drawing on the back, the Goodnight Moon stamp!
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
@bigoldeels.bsky.social perfect postcard this month! The picture is great, the cute little jack-o'-lantern drawing on the back, the Goodnight Moon stamp!
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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new ghosts
October 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
new ghosts
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July 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Words included in my Nuremberg script: kill, murder, suicide, hanged, genocide, Nazi, holocaust, Hitler. The video is still monetized.
Using bullshit algo-compliant words like unalive, sewerslide, mustache man, etc. is not just embarrassing - its NOT EFFECTIVE.
Using bullshit algo-compliant words like unalive, sewerslide, mustache man, etc. is not just embarrassing - its NOT EFFECTIVE.
September 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Words included in my Nuremberg script: kill, murder, suicide, hanged, genocide, Nazi, holocaust, Hitler. The video is still monetized.
Using bullshit algo-compliant words like unalive, sewerslide, mustache man, etc. is not just embarrassing - its NOT EFFECTIVE.
Using bullshit algo-compliant words like unalive, sewerslide, mustache man, etc. is not just embarrassing - its NOT EFFECTIVE.
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Finished the beading >:]
August 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Finished the beading >:]
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Happy Birthday, 👑
August 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Happy Birthday, 👑
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I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
You may assume the phrase "I know you're lyin' 'cause your lips are movin" means "you are always lying" but, may I propose that it Actually means that the singer assumes that if you are a competent ventriloquist god has cursed you to be incapable of deception.
August 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
You may assume the phrase "I know you're lyin' 'cause your lips are movin" means "you are always lying" but, may I propose that it Actually means that the singer assumes that if you are a competent ventriloquist god has cursed you to be incapable of deception.
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Sig guys are going to be so made they’re going to make Bluesky accounts just to come here and defend their $300 P320s.
They have lots of free time given they’re all at home recovering from ND related injuries
They have lots of free time given they’re all at home recovering from ND related injuries
August 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sig guys are going to be so made they’re going to make Bluesky accounts just to come here and defend their $300 P320s.
They have lots of free time given they’re all at home recovering from ND related injuries
They have lots of free time given they’re all at home recovering from ND related injuries