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hi this is an alt acct for liveblogging by alexthymio on bsky! 26 y/o, no pronouns
⛔ xenoblade chronicles 2: torna ~ the golden country spoilers on this page! ⛔
🔞 no minors! seriously im gonna say unhinged shit
hi this is an alt acct for liveblogging by alexthymio on bsky! 26 y/o, no pronouns
⛔ xenoblade chronicles 2: torna ~ the golden country spoilers on this page! ⛔
🔞 no minors! seriously im gonna say unhinged shit
truly hugo catching strays for no reason
September 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
truly hugo catching strays for no reason
i think my favorite part is that Aegaeon is very clearly strictly pursuing intellectual curiosity about crafting accessories and literally nothing else. everyone just happens to be a woman
September 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
i think my favorite part is that Aegaeon is very clearly strictly pursuing intellectual curiosity about crafting accessories and literally nothing else. everyone just happens to be a woman
i also loved that quest conversation in the lens of hugo/lora because him looking to jin is really just icing on the cake going "i definitely DO NOT LIKE GIRLS. i don't even like HIS driver. you guys are crazy"
September 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i also loved that quest conversation in the lens of hugo/lora because him looking to jin is really just icing on the cake going "i definitely DO NOT LIKE GIRLS. i don't even like HIS driver. you guys are crazy"
"i'll have you know i consider this a form of persecution" hugo i am obsessed with you bestie. accusing you of liking girls is A FORM OF PERSECUTION
September 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
"i'll have you know i consider this a form of persecution" hugo i am obsessed with you bestie. accusing you of liking girls is A FORM OF PERSECUTION
addam fell in the water and jin took a running leap from the top of the stairs directly on top of addam. violently trying to drown him
September 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
addam fell in the water and jin took a running leap from the top of the stairs directly on top of addam. violently trying to drown him
aegaeon craning his neck back 90 degrees to talk to azurda is frying me
September 14, 2026 at 7:04 PM
aegaeon craning his neck back 90 degrees to talk to azurda is frying me
love exiting auresco and mythra taking a running leap off the cliff for no real reason. like went ahead of us to do so
September 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
love exiting auresco and mythra taking a running leap off the cliff for no real reason. like went ahead of us to do so
one thing ttgc does very very right is that all of the party members have multiple meaningful interactions rather than an emphasis being placed on drivers and/or team interactions
September 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
one thing ttgc does very very right is that all of the party members have multiple meaningful interactions rather than an emphasis being placed on drivers and/or team interactions
seb thinks aegaeon would eat a raw fish just stragith up
September 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
seb thinks aegaeon would eat a raw fish just stragith up
do you guys think malos is the one who killed off my fish named malos. with his gargoyles. re tyler's fish quest
September 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
do you guys think malos is the one who killed off my fish named malos. with his gargoyles. re tyler's fish quest
seb: jesus. his boobage is in the way. look at that [top down on top of aegaeon]
September 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
seb: jesus. his boobage is in the way. look at that [top down on top of aegaeon]
do you think they have warrior cats in xenoblade chronicles: torna~ the golden country. hugo jumped up on a big rock in the palace gardens and i think . they should play warrior cats in the palace gardens
September 14, 2026 at 6:11 PM
do you think they have warrior cats in xenoblade chronicles: torna~ the golden country. hugo jumped up on a big rock in the palace gardens and i think . they should play warrior cats in the palace gardens
bro malos's aggro range is 400 thousand feet jesus
September 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
bro malos's aggro range is 400 thousand feet jesus
"mikhail was so cute and sweet why did he turn into that" - seb
September 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
"mikhail was so cute and sweet why did he turn into that" - seb
SEB ACCIDENTALLY CHARGED MALOS INSTEAD OF DOING MORE QUESTS
September 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
SEB ACCIDENTALLY CHARGED MALOS INSTEAD OF DOING MORE QUESTS
dekudeku just putting that hat on and keeping it is so good
September 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
dekudeku just putting that hat on and keeping it is so good
seb: hugo will never get a growth spurt
me:
me: correct
me:
me: correct
September 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
seb: hugo will never get a growth spurt
me:
me: correct
me:
me: correct
don't love that omnom's quest implies feeder kinks would be a hit in alrest with nopons as the targets
September 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
don't love that omnom's quest implies feeder kinks would be a hit in alrest with nopons as the targets
really obsessed with the framing of the quest with the textile things
September 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
really obsessed with the framing of the quest with the textile things
seb: i'd have [aegaeon] open pickle jars for me. i wouldn't even want the pickles
me: you go up to him and go "heyyy can you take your shirt off and open this jar for me <3" and he goes "... is taking my shirt off necessary?"
seb: VERY necessary. please. shirt off 😗
me: you go up to him and go "heyyy can you take your shirt off and open this jar for me <3" and he goes "... is taking my shirt off necessary?"
seb: VERY necessary. please. shirt off 😗
September 14, 2026 at 5:13 PM
seb: i'd have [aegaeon] open pickle jars for me. i wouldn't even want the pickles
me: you go up to him and go "heyyy can you take your shirt off and open this jar for me <3" and he goes "... is taking my shirt off necessary?"
seb: VERY necessary. please. shirt off 😗
me: you go up to him and go "heyyy can you take your shirt off and open this jar for me <3" and he goes "... is taking my shirt off necessary?"
seb: VERY necessary. please. shirt off 😗
obsessed w leo and azzran being gay
September 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
obsessed w leo and azzran being gay
hugo: i've always wanted to do-
minoth, interrupting him: i know the drill.
alright minoth your superiority complex knows no bounds but chill
minoth, interrupting him: i know the drill.
alright minoth your superiority complex knows no bounds but chill
September 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
hugo: i've always wanted to do-
minoth, interrupting him: i know the drill.
alright minoth your superiority complex knows no bounds but chill
minoth, interrupting him: i know the drill.
alright minoth your superiority complex knows no bounds but chill
not the grown woman in aletta being like "hugo and addam FOR SURE have SOMETHING going on between them. idk if it's bc they're both drivers or... something else" girl that's your boss and the emperor of mor ardain you're going to be in danger if your fanfiction gets out AND YOU ARE TELLING AEGAEON
September 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
not the grown woman in aletta being like "hugo and addam FOR SURE have SOMETHING going on between them. idk if it's bc they're both drivers or... something else" girl that's your boss and the emperor of mor ardain you're going to be in danger if your fanfiction gets out AND YOU ARE TELLING AEGAEON
really obsessed w the roomba quest
September 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
really obsessed w the roomba quest
also they're trying to level up aegaeon bc he's their pookie rn ig and minoth did his "are we going too fast lil guy" one and then addam immediately did his "btw are you still afraid of aspar lol" afterwards. bullying the FUCK out of hugo rn
September 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
also they're trying to level up aegaeon bc he's their pookie rn ig and minoth did his "are we going too fast lil guy" one and then addam immediately did his "btw are you still afraid of aspar lol" afterwards. bullying the FUCK out of hugo rn