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Kane's Got Bite
@kanes-got-bite.bsky.social
Idk just some dumb, fat dog.
I'm a Rotty, I'm old, I complain a lot.
I'm a also a writer, musician, producer, editor, voice talent, noise maker.
Pan Switch Puppy, adult content.
18+ ONLY


https://www.instagram.com/kanes_got_bite?igsh=MW5kcXFjeXNkbDZkcw==
I think I'm just destined to be a work mom, picking up after my little minions forever.
September 11, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Kaleidoscopic vision is fucking weird. Like my eyes are tripping the fuck out. What is happening.
September 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I truly do not like work small talk. Mundane and boring.
August 31, 2026 at 12:21 PM
What if old yeller survived and wanted to take his revenge?
August 27, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Sometimes scary, unexpected shit happens in life, we're all fragile, we all end. Be there for those you love and care for, time is precious and so are the connections we make.
August 23, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I find it hard to believe that I'm the bad guy at my job for wanting full grown adults who's job it is to accurately count things to accurately count things. Weird.
August 20, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Being met with silence, I can only hear my thoughts.
August 8, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Where will you be when the beating heart stops forever?

I'll be alone.
August 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Being yelled at by an orange cat for snugs. His chirps are so demanding lol
August 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
A writer writes, always!
July 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This review for the Two Star bar in Ferndale is everything lol
July 28, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I never know what I'm doing anymore. Normal shit is confusing and weird.
July 21, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Reposted by Kane's Got Bite
"Nightmare below water"

I take the advantage to rest a little from the commissions (I'll return on monday with the next one!) So my next attack is for
@panoptos.bsky.social

I hope you like!!
July 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Reposted by Kane's Got Bite
Finished giftart commission by @frostyarca9.bsky.social for @xilrayne.bsky.social of their beautiful unicorn OC Laomedeia!

The playful allure of a unicorn mare is unparalleled. Especially when one is giving you this look...
July 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Today I become a yeen dad.
July 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I'm bad at communicating.
July 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
You've Zilla'd your last God.
you've dave'd your last matthews band
You've tat'd your last rata
June 26, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Why is RoboCop so amazing? It's like a fever dream I want to revisit again and again.
June 25, 2026 at 12:30 PM
God... Am I really so old that Friday night hits and I'm ready for bed before 10? Fuck me that's lame.
June 20, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Every day adds one more nail.
June 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
The life of a work bun.... Make sure you eat it all, you're on the clock now.
June 19, 2026 at 2:12 PM
My social battery is already beyond empty today.
June 19, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I have a potential opportunity at work that once upon a time I would have leapt at.... But now.... I'm not so sure. I think I need to stop overthinking so much and just live my God damn life.
June 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Just won my first dealers den auction. Guess I'm a yeen now.
June 11, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Done and done!
June 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM