bog cryptid
@karloffiancryptid.bsky.social
haunting the narrative • she/her/ella
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Ok, I'll do a #promosky
- Dolls, toys, and plushies hoarder
- Mary Shelley and Boris Karloff devotee
- Gothic fiction and folk horror enthusiast
- Bats, cats and bison lover
- Horror comics enjoyer
- Monster sympathizer
- Spectrum resident
- Arcade and library regular
- Dolls, toys, and plushies hoarder
- Mary Shelley and Boris Karloff devotee
- Gothic fiction and folk horror enthusiast
- Bats, cats and bison lover
- Horror comics enjoyer
- Monster sympathizer
- Spectrum resident
- Arcade and library regular
BREAKING: The Vienna Philharmonic will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
BREAKING: The Vienna Philharmonic will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
If you see this, send $100 to the hottest hispanic you know (me)
Happy hispanic heritage month BITCHESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(and also technically my streamaversary is Today isnt that fucking sick)
(and also technically my streamaversary is Today isnt that fucking sick)
September 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
If you see this, send $100 to the hottest hispanic you know (me)
I'd like to share some of the zines I bought this past weekend with you.
"The Time I Pooped Myself After Watching... CANDYMAN" by Jake M.
"The Time I Pooped Myself After Watching... CANDYMAN" by Jake M.
September 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I'd like to share some of the zines I bought this past weekend with you.
"The Time I Pooped Myself After Watching... CANDYMAN" by Jake M.
"The Time I Pooped Myself After Watching... CANDYMAN" by Jake M.
Emotionally I'm here.
September 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Emotionally I'm here.
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A cruel love, strange love 🩸
September 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
A cruel love, strange love 🩸
Hiiii, I'm said friend! Thanks for actually reading my recs (which are two of my all time favorite books). I'm feeling uncomfortably seen right now, but I'll take it. 😊
Just finished reading two magnificent books recommended by a fabulous friend.
Pedro Páramo is an amazing classic of Mexican literature and the Bloody Chamber is a magnificently atmospheric gothic horror.
Read them if you get a chance, won’t you?
Pedro Páramo is an amazing classic of Mexican literature and the Bloody Chamber is a magnificently atmospheric gothic horror.
Read them if you get a chance, won’t you?
September 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Hiiii, I'm said friend! Thanks for actually reading my recs (which are two of my all time favorite books). I'm feeling uncomfortably seen right now, but I'll take it. 😊
Having a client with the last name Rossetie means my brain has to work overtime to make sure I never call him Mr. Rotisserie.
September 15, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Having a client with the last name Rossetie means my brain has to work overtime to make sure I never call him Mr. Rotisserie.
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today i lost my job + am trying my very best to not be defeated by this. i’m going to be selling digital pet portraits to save some money up until i am able to find another job.
$20 for one pet
$35 for two pets
rts are greatly appreciated
dms open for commissions
$20 for one pet
$35 for two pets
rts are greatly appreciated
dms open for commissions
September 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
today i lost my job + am trying my very best to not be defeated by this. i’m going to be selling digital pet portraits to save some money up until i am able to find another job.
$20 for one pet
$35 for two pets
rts are greatly appreciated
dms open for commissions
$20 for one pet
$35 for two pets
rts are greatly appreciated
dms open for commissions
⭕️💢⭕️💢⭕️💢
September 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
⭕️💢⭕️💢⭕️💢
One thing about me is that I'll always cheat on monochrome monday with an old picture
September 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
One thing about me is that I'll always cheat on monochrome monday with an old picture
GUYS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
A client walked in asking for the "goth with an accent"™️, and that's my brand now.
A client walked in asking for the "goth with an accent"™️, and that's my brand now.
September 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
GUYS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
A client walked in asking for the "goth with an accent"™️, and that's my brand now.
A client walked in asking for the "goth with an accent"™️, and that's my brand now.
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes podcast sound engineers
September 14, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes podcast sound engineers
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Couponing really do just be woke heterosexism
September 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Couponing really do just be woke heterosexism
How disrespectful would it be if I walked into a coffee shop and yelled "REV UP THOSE ESPRESSO MACHINES"?
September 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
How disrespectful would it be if I walked into a coffee shop and yelled "REV UP THOSE ESPRESSO MACHINES"?
Monday is here, folks. Remember to hydrate, and keep your expectations at floor level.
September 14, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Monday is here, folks. Remember to hydrate, and keep your expectations at floor level.
Business casual mourning attire got me a lot of compliments today
September 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Business casual mourning attire got me a lot of compliments today
1 like and will nipple my piercings
September 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
1 like and will nipple my piercings
I'm a simple woman, I see "a priest falls in love with the antichrist" on a book's synopsis and I buy it.
September 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I'm a simple woman, I see "a priest falls in love with the antichrist" on a book's synopsis and I buy it.
Book Festival haul 😊
September 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Book Festival haul 😊
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Godzilla GLP-1, coming soon to a pharmacy near you...
September 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Godzilla GLP-1, coming soon to a pharmacy near you...
This how I flirt
September 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
This how I flirt
Gave birth to a beautiful kewpie
September 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Gave birth to a beautiful kewpie
On my way to my happy place (the arcade)
September 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
On my way to my happy place (the arcade)
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Project Hail Mary(2026)
September 12, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Project Hail Mary(2026)
Stuck in my head since I woke up.
Cherry by The Smashing Pumpkins on Apple Music
Song · 1996 · Duration 4:03
music.apple.com
September 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Stuck in my head since I woke up.