Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her)
@katgoesoldschool.bsky.social
19, trans, taken
Video editor for hire :catthumbs:
Most of my posts are just random stupid thoughts I have in the middle of the night so if you want anything profound you'll have to look somewhere else sorry
Video editor for hire :catthumbs:
Most of my posts are just random stupid thoughts I have in the middle of the night so if you want anything profound you'll have to look somewhere else sorry
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I think my entire life has been leading up to this one joke
This has to be breaking at least, like, 15 of the rules of Judaism right
October 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
This has to be breaking at least, like, 15 of the rules of Judaism right
The saying "The grass is always greener on the other side" is completely false, because the grass is fucking dead and brown literally everywhere
September 26, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The saying "The grass is always greener on the other side" is completely false, because the grass is fucking dead and brown literally everywhere
BREAKING: Recent scientific studies estimate that at least 3% of rain is God's sweat
September 24, 2026 at 8:19 AM
BREAKING: Recent scientific studies estimate that at least 3% of rain is God's sweat
Why are they called millimeters and not minimeters
September 22, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Why are they called millimeters and not minimeters
I know it technically looks like shit but I like the aesthetic of excessive amounts of bloom like you'd see in some 7th generation video games
September 18, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I know it technically looks like shit but I like the aesthetic of excessive amounts of bloom like you'd see in some 7th generation video games
Reposted by Kat (🏳️⚧️she/her)
funny that i made in like 5 minutes
September 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
funny that i made in like 5 minutes
I accidentally took Subtracterall instead of Adderall today
September 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I accidentally took Subtracterall instead of Adderall today
I wish I had the creativity my brain has when it's coming up with dreams when I'm asleep
September 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I wish I had the creativity my brain has when it's coming up with dreams when I'm asleep
Who needs a laser pointer?
September 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Who needs a laser pointer?
Yeah, I'm way into gardening. I garden on my head. I grow hair. My head is my hair garden.
August 29, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Yeah, I'm way into gardening. I garden on my head. I grow hair. My head is my hair garden.
I've made my yawn sound a lot gayer lately. Hopefully this wows the gay agenda runners during the upcoming quarterly gayness review
August 27, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I've made my yawn sound a lot gayer lately. Hopefully this wows the gay agenda runners during the upcoming quarterly gayness review
I need a tech expert to help me log into my computer, I can't enter my password because my keyboard is broken and only types dots instead of letters
August 24, 2026 at 8:03 AM
I need a tech expert to help me log into my computer, I can't enter my password because my keyboard is broken and only types dots instead of letters
Gotta love headlines that are just "You know this young generation that we should be encouraging and propping up because they're our future? Here's this week's reason why they're the fucking worst actually"
August 24, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Gotta love headlines that are just "You know this young generation that we should be encouraging and propping up because they're our future? Here's this week's reason why they're the fucking worst actually"
All the tangentially related arguments and people getting unnecessarily angry at each other in this comments section for something as simple as "don't get mad at women who are breastfeeding" really sums up the whole experience of being on this site
August 20, 2026 at 11:10 PM
All the tangentially related arguments and people getting unnecessarily angry at each other in this comments section for something as simple as "don't get mad at women who are breastfeeding" really sums up the whole experience of being on this site
Restless Leg Syndrome must be awful if you're a spider
August 17, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Restless Leg Syndrome must be awful if you're a spider
I hate seeing AI generated images pop up on my feed and getting thousands of likes. This is so obviously AI, it's not realistic for a cat and its three kittens to be all lined up and looking at the camera, and it just feels uncanny in general. Don't support AI generated engagement bait please.
August 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I hate seeing AI generated images pop up on my feed and getting thousands of likes. This is so obviously AI, it's not realistic for a cat and its three kittens to be all lined up and looking at the camera, and it just feels uncanny in general. Don't support AI generated engagement bait please.
Most animals: "Hmm, this human is trying to kill me, I think I should maybe leave"
Flies: "Hehe wings go bzzzz"
Flies: "Hehe wings go bzzzz"
August 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Most animals: "Hmm, this human is trying to kill me, I think I should maybe leave"
Flies: "Hehe wings go bzzzz"
Flies: "Hehe wings go bzzzz"
I'm gonna make an FNF mod but instead of two characters singing it's my parents arguing
August 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I'm gonna make an FNF mod but instead of two characters singing it's my parents arguing
This is an actual folder in my 13-year-old brother's phone
August 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
This is an actual folder in my 13-year-old brother's phone
Can we get a Toy Story midquel about Buzz going through extensive therapy to process his realization that he's a toy
August 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Can we get a Toy Story midquel about Buzz going through extensive therapy to process his realization that he's a toy
Who wants to be my partner in the spooning competition
August 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Who wants to be my partner in the spooning competition
Behold, the pinned comment for the most autistic comments section on the internet
August 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Behold, the pinned comment for the most autistic comments section on the internet
I'm gonna invent a hard drive that has unlimited storage but grows larger the more files you store on it
August 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I'm gonna invent a hard drive that has unlimited storage but grows larger the more files you store on it
"Men, fire at will"
Soldier named Will:
Soldier named Will:
August 3, 2026 at 6:22 AM
"Men, fire at will"
Soldier named Will:
Soldier named Will:
I'm glad Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't real
August 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I'm glad Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't real