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stanley tunechi
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never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire

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love to be nearly 2 years into a role and get called the wrong name by a peer i've met with dozens of times in front of a large group. really makes me feel like keeping my teams circle green all day is paying off
August 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
actually, cutting them off after years of doing everything i could think of to get them to love me (which did not work) was exactly the right answer and it saved my life. why don’t you scold them for being abusive pieces of shit, celeste
lol come the fuck on
August 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
you'll have way more luck using cardboard + mulch than you will using that godawful weed barrier/landscaping fabric. cardboard suppresses weed seeds, then decomposes into organic matter, which feeds the plants you actually want there. soil is alive and landscaping fabric kills it.
What’s a thing from your area of expertise (or special interest) that you think it would behoove everyone else to know?
August 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
August 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
current mental health status: 34 years old and listening to slayyyter's wor$t girl in america on repeat
August 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
August 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
josh naylor has “where my hug at” energy (laudatory, somehow)
August 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
if you live around Seattle and like beer, come to this event! you can learn how to brew beer while drinking the local-est beer you can find (and it's pretty good!). come see me at the master gardener table with other people who are smarter than me and we'll answer your plant questions for free!
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July 31, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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Hearing on good authority that Police Chief Shon Barnes has just been fired. He just left the mayor's office this evening after being inside for quite a while. Barnes is currently calling around the police department to tell his captains. Still waiting on confirmation from mayor's office and SPD.
July 30, 2026 at 3:31 AM
this is about seattle’s police chief (check out the thread) and as a taxpayer here, wow does this piss me the fuck off. defund the police. they don’t keep us safe, we do. this is unbelievable
Barnes makes around $370,000 a year. He has repeatedly been out of town, at events in other cities or at his family home in Chicago, during emergencies like today’s mass shootimg.
July 27, 2026 at 4:02 AM
you’re god damn right I kept enough receipts for four years after the fact to submit a report with exact dates and times and hoo boy did it feel good
July 25, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
July 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
July 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
rest in piss bozo
July 12, 2026 at 6:54 AM
i talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today
July 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
went to our first mariners game last night and the experience did not disappoint
July 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
i've been so severely depressed i was at risk of suicide and under safety plans several separate times. i still had to run meetings and send emails and do spreadsheets every day or i'd have been homeless. must have been nice tom! glad you're back to take away our care. i fucking hate these people
Rep. Tom Kean finally speaks after months away from Congress for a previously unexplained absence: "I was given the diagnosis of depression ... the doctors recommended I remain in the hospital to address my illness"
June 30, 2026 at 8:01 PM
mark zuckerberg i hate you so goddamn much
June 17, 2026 at 9:49 PM
this helped me finally manage to articulate how i feel every time i watch my fellow whites do land acknowledgements and nothing else: “we are so committed to fairness that we have lost sight of the unfairness of doing nothing”
"We think that building housing is part of the solution. We think net zero is part of the solution. We think a car-light development is part of the solution. We think building a sense of place and community is part of the solution."

-- leader of the Squamish nation www.nytimes.com/2026/06/15/o...
Opinion | One City Might Have Just Cracked the Housing Crisis
www.nytimes.com
June 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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one of my favorite recurring subplots in housing discourse is NIMBYs talking about any major dev project like it’s a form of settler colonialism and meanwhile actual indigenous people are like “we are going to build the biggest apartment buildings you have literally ever seen”
"We think that building housing is part of the solution. We think net zero is part of the solution. We think a car-light development is part of the solution. We think building a sense of place and community is part of the solution."

-- leader of the Squamish nation www.nytimes.com/2026/06/15/o...
Opinion | One City Might Have Just Cracked the Housing Crisis
www.nytimes.com
June 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
be like me, have no air conditioning and plan to merely die in the el niño heat instead. follow me for more energy tips
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jun 13
Electricity bills are expected to jump an average of 10.5%, to $792, nationwide for June through September, according to the latest National Energy Assistance Directors Association projection. https://cnn.it/4eiWjAG
June 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
i mean i haven't watched the finals in years and i signed up for a free fubo trial because i wanted to see the booing live so
nba.com NBA @nba.com · Jun 10
Game 3 of the 2026 NBA Finals between the San Antonio Spurs and New York Knicks was the most-watched NBA Finals Game 3 in 28 years (since Bulls/Jazz in 1998), averaging 23.8 million viewers on ABC and ESPN. The audience peaked with 26.3 million viewers at 11:15 p.m. ET.
June 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
there are Magrittes everywhere for those with the eyes to see
June 9, 2026 at 5:44 AM
sending this to every rich person who has commented on how terrible it must feel to throw my rent money down the drain every month (not that i could afford a home even if i wanted to but still) www.seattletimes.com/business/rea...
Is buying a home now in Seattle a good investment?
For those who can afford to buy a home in pricey Seattle, the decision is complex.
www.seattletimes.com
June 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM