fiasca
@kayfaismi.bsky.social
Angsty til the day I die
She/Her/Hers
She/Her/Hers
Forget McDonald’s sprite, why does hotel breakfast apple juice hit so much better than anywhere else
September 3, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Forget McDonald’s sprite, why does hotel breakfast apple juice hit so much better than anywhere else
Teams stop calling the Shaka ‘call me’ I’m trying to tell people to hang loose not dial me up
September 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Teams stop calling the Shaka ‘call me’ I’m trying to tell people to hang loose not dial me up
It finally happened to me: I spend hundreds of dollars at the vet just to be told my dog is either a hypochondriac or faked it for attention
August 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
It finally happened to me: I spend hundreds of dollars at the vet just to be told my dog is either a hypochondriac or faked it for attention
Anybody with extra money lying around their not using feel free to send it my way
July 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Anybody with extra money lying around their not using feel free to send it my way
People always tell me Mother’s Day should mean more to me but so far today I’ve been told no about something I want to do spoken down to like a moron after being cutoff mid sentence. This day is some bullshit.
May 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
People always tell me Mother’s Day should mean more to me but so far today I’ve been told no about something I want to do spoken down to like a moron after being cutoff mid sentence. This day is some bullshit.
I watch too much tv to ever be successful on a Jury Duty/Company Retreat type show. I’d recognize everyone immediately.
April 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I watch too much tv to ever be successful on a Jury Duty/Company Retreat type show. I’d recognize everyone immediately.
Thank you WhatsApp for offering to summarize a message reading ‘Hi’ I couldn’t do it without you
April 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Thank you WhatsApp for offering to summarize a message reading ‘Hi’ I couldn’t do it without you
I live 3 hours from Memphis and frequent the city, and anytime someone here’s I’m going they try to deter me, but Memphis is great! The city, the people, the food: it’s always treated me well. Memphis I will always love you.
April 4, 2026 at 10:45 AM
I live 3 hours from Memphis and frequent the city, and anytime someone here’s I’m going they try to deter me, but Memphis is great! The city, the people, the food: it’s always treated me well. Memphis I will always love you.
This is the technology they think we’re clamoring for
March 31, 2026 at 10:43 AM
This is the technology they think we’re clamoring for
How can I trust TurboTax with my money when I can’t even trust them to write a decent commercial jingle.
February 18, 2026 at 4:48 PM
How can I trust TurboTax with my money when I can’t even trust them to write a decent commercial jingle.
Sitting in a Parisian cafe where half of a couple is smoking a cigarette and the other a vape, and it was jarring seeing how stupid vapes look and how cool cigarettes do
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Sitting in a Parisian cafe where half of a couple is smoking a cigarette and the other a vape, and it was jarring seeing how stupid vapes look and how cool cigarettes do
Icecapades spotting arriving to mid city Huntsville
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Icecapades spotting arriving to mid city Huntsville
More people contacting me about this Hawks trade than did on my birthday
January 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
More people contacting me about this Hawks trade than did on my birthday
Finally attended my first in-person hawks win. Thank you Belinelli and Italia for the emotional support
January 8, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Finally attended my first in-person hawks win. Thank you Belinelli and Italia for the emotional support
It’s time to take matters into my own hands and write the Billy Squier jukebox musical myself
January 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
It’s time to take matters into my own hands and write the Billy Squier jukebox musical myself
We officially in my birthday month let’s get it 4 days until the big day
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
We officially in my birthday month let’s get it 4 days until the big day
Happy New Year from me to your tonsils
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January 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Happy New Year from me to your tonsils
Nods in agreement 🙂↕️*
*unless the Hawks win the cup one year then I’ll be the streets popping bottles
*unless the Hawks win the cup one year then I’ll be the streets popping bottles
Wake me up when the word “cup” is replaced by the word “Finals”.
#NewYorkForever #Knicks #NBA #NBASky #KnicksTape #NBACup
#NewYorkForever #Knicks #NBA #NBASky #KnicksTape #NBACup
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Nods in agreement 🙂↕️*
*unless the Hawks win the cup one year then I’ll be the streets popping bottles
*unless the Hawks win the cup one year then I’ll be the streets popping bottles
Checking out my high school’s notable alumni 🫠
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Checking out my high school’s notable alumni 🫠