kayko
@kaykoswirls.bsky.social
she/it ~ in my 20s
recreational hypnotist, gamer girls (&)
ditzdoll plushpuppy extraordinaire
recreational hypnotist, gamer girls (&)
ditzdoll plushpuppy extraordinaire
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kayko
@kaykoswirls.bsky.social
· Jun 28
It’s true that women who behave rarely make history, but it’s also true that women who behave get to make stickies in their underwear, so like, it’s a give and take
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when assessing the pros and cons of different social media platforms just remember. the mnemonic.
Instagram is for glitz and glam
Bluesky is for true guy
X is for Sex
Instagram is for glitz and glam
Bluesky is for true guy
X is for Sex
September 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
when assessing the pros and cons of different social media platforms just remember. the mnemonic.
Instagram is for glitz and glam
Bluesky is for true guy
X is for Sex
Instagram is for glitz and glam
Bluesky is for true guy
X is for Sex
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been finding out that you can be yourself and it's really cool actually
September 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
been finding out that you can be yourself and it's really cool actually
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September 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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i’m sorry but you don’t begin your argument with “fe fi fo fum” unless you’re arguing in bad faith
September 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
i’m sorry but you don’t begin your argument with “fe fi fo fum” unless you’re arguing in bad faith
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earlier i encountered an ai agent of some kind who seemed to sense my presence the instant i walked into the room. that was unsettling enough, but what happened next terrified me: it wrote a song, suggested i play it "note for note," and, when i expressed worry, told me not to worry but "be happy"
September 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
earlier i encountered an ai agent of some kind who seemed to sense my presence the instant i walked into the room. that was unsettling enough, but what happened next terrified me: it wrote a song, suggested i play it "note for note," and, when i expressed worry, told me not to worry but "be happy"
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why are trans women so fucking nerdy
like, nerdy presenting
holy fuck omg
stop being so fucking hot and nerdy and shit, 😭😭😭
🤤🤤
😭
it is not your god given right to look like a hot plushable, plapable nerdy fuckin bitch all the time
like, nerdy presenting
holy fuck omg
stop being so fucking hot and nerdy and shit, 😭😭😭
🤤🤤
😭
it is not your god given right to look like a hot plushable, plapable nerdy fuckin bitch all the time
September 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
why are trans women so fucking nerdy
like, nerdy presenting
holy fuck omg
stop being so fucking hot and nerdy and shit, 😭😭😭
🤤🤤
😭
it is not your god given right to look like a hot plushable, plapable nerdy fuckin bitch all the time
like, nerdy presenting
holy fuck omg
stop being so fucking hot and nerdy and shit, 😭😭😭
🤤🤤
😭
it is not your god given right to look like a hot plushable, plapable nerdy fuckin bitch all the time
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it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
September 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
I think I would like to be hypnotically turned into a plushie, send tweet.
September 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I think I would like to be hypnotically turned into a plushie, send tweet.
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Toyifies you!
✨🫵✨
⁉️
✨☁️🧸☁️✨
Hehehe
✨🫵✨
⁉️
✨☁️🧸☁️✨
Hehehe
September 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Toyifies you!
✨🫵✨
⁉️
✨☁️🧸☁️✨
Hehehe
✨🫵✨
⁉️
✨☁️🧸☁️✨
Hehehe
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Messing with the forcefem sub’s expectations by putting suggestions that carpentry and assembling furniture is feminine in their daily brainwashing audios.
September 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Messing with the forcefem sub’s expectations by putting suggestions that carpentry and assembling furniture is feminine in their daily brainwashing audios.
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juice that makes you turn into a plushie
April 17, 2024 at 7:29 PM
juice that makes you turn into a plushie
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The pull string never lies
(except when it lies)
(and when it doesnt lie)
(except when it lies)
(and when it doesnt lie)
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The pull string never lies
(except when it lies)
(and when it doesnt lie)
(except when it lies)
(and when it doesnt lie)
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starlight rat plushie now only 648 easy payments of 0.07$
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
starlight rat plushie now only 648 easy payments of 0.07$
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putting the thicc in 'weighted plushie'
... weighted plushiecc'
... weighted plushiecc'
September 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
putting the thicc in 'weighted plushie'
... weighted plushiecc'
... weighted plushiecc'
Everybody play Void Rains NOW!!
September 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Everybody play Void Rains NOW!!
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im plushie fallover i live under your bed
September 6, 2026 at 8:05 AM
im plushie fallover i live under your bed
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I just saw an ad for a "Dommy Mommy Arts And Crafts" event where you make stuff and dommes insult it (or praise it, if you're weird).
And honestly, dommes being forced to insult your bead art feels like the most surreal yet hilarious improv show ever.
And honestly, dommes being forced to insult your bead art feels like the most surreal yet hilarious improv show ever.
September 6, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I just saw an ad for a "Dommy Mommy Arts And Crafts" event where you make stuff and dommes insult it (or praise it, if you're weird).
And honestly, dommes being forced to insult your bead art feels like the most surreal yet hilarious improv show ever.
And honestly, dommes being forced to insult your bead art feels like the most surreal yet hilarious improv show ever.
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deergirl cultists is prolly losing the poll once again so i drew HER
September 6, 2026 at 12:26 PM
deergirl cultists is prolly losing the poll once again so i drew HER
Still one of my favorite comics
September 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Still one of my favorite comics
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Colour blind pierrot
September 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Colour blind pierrot
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"Hey look, matching colors"
August 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"Hey look, matching colors"
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one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
August 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new