Kayla’s Version
@kaylasversion.bsky.social
@gnocchiandtea. Lawyer. Appalachian. Tired, tenacious, sarcastic, likes bright colors.
OMG I just remembered this story: last week Casson asked me what the holiday coming up next weekend was. I was so confused until he said the Jewish one and then I connected it. He asked if we did anything for it 😂 my little buddy
September 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
OMG I just remembered this story: last week Casson asked me what the holiday coming up next weekend was. I was so confused until he said the Jewish one and then I connected it. He asked if we did anything for it 😂 my little buddy
It’s so weird being in a bestie’s house while they’re gone. Massive urges to cause low key chaos 😂
September 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
It’s so weird being in a bestie’s house while they’re gone. Massive urges to cause low key chaos 😂
ANUH and I are meeting at Jacqui’s to get in her hot tub but Jacqui isn’t here. Also missing @amby.bsky.social with my entire heart.
September 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
ANUH and I are meeting at Jacqui’s to get in her hot tub but Jacqui isn’t here. Also missing @amby.bsky.social with my entire heart.
Started to think, “I don’t want to sleep my day away” and then realized that’s ridiculous. Where’s the downside?
August 17, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Started to think, “I don’t want to sleep my day away” and then realized that’s ridiculous. Where’s the downside?
Yesterday Casson saw a guy smoking outside of the airport and was like, “Ew.” We discussed the evils of smoking.
He said, “And we have to keep the earth clean.” Then he immediately started singing Earth Song ☠️ kids are hilarious
He said, “And we have to keep the earth clean.” Then he immediately started singing Earth Song ☠️ kids are hilarious
August 17, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Yesterday Casson saw a guy smoking outside of the airport and was like, “Ew.” We discussed the evils of smoking.
He said, “And we have to keep the earth clean.” Then he immediately started singing Earth Song ☠️ kids are hilarious
He said, “And we have to keep the earth clean.” Then he immediately started singing Earth Song ☠️ kids are hilarious
When I have to go wake Connor up I just want to crawl in bed with him and snuggle lol
August 17, 2026 at 11:51 AM
When I have to go wake Connor up I just want to crawl in bed with him and snuggle lol
It always cracks me up to see parents walking their kids to school with an open mug of coffee. It’s like wearing your house slippers out into the gross world.
August 17, 2026 at 11:36 AM
It always cracks me up to see parents walking their kids to school with an open mug of coffee. It’s like wearing your house slippers out into the gross world.
Me: going home to SLEEP after drop off
Also me: blasting GNR on the way to pick up a sausage biscuit
Also me: blasting GNR on the way to pick up a sausage biscuit
August 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Me: going home to SLEEP after drop off
Also me: blasting GNR on the way to pick up a sausage biscuit
Also me: blasting GNR on the way to pick up a sausage biscuit
We’re at the aquarium and stopped by the play area to let the kids burn off energy. I sat beside a mom feeding her 4 month old twins. I said it looks like she had things in hand but I was happy to help if I could. She asked if I wanted to hold a baby. YES IN FACT I DID WANT BABY SNUGS THANK YOU. 🥰🥰🥰
July 22, 2026 at 6:24 PM
We’re at the aquarium and stopped by the play area to let the kids burn off energy. I sat beside a mom feeding her 4 month old twins. I said it looks like she had things in hand but I was happy to help if I could. She asked if I wanted to hold a baby. YES IN FACT I DID WANT BABY SNUGS THANK YOU. 🥰🥰🥰
Mommy, me and the rooter are flying! We’re like a rocket!
Dollywood was amazing.
Dollywood was amazing.
July 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Mommy, me and the rooter are flying! We’re like a rocket!
Dollywood was amazing.
Dollywood was amazing.
First vacation dinner and I ate so much my belly is throwing off my center of gravity when I walk, like a good Appalachian.
July 19, 2026 at 1:34 AM
First vacation dinner and I ate so much my belly is throwing off my center of gravity when I walk, like a good Appalachian.
My bestie is a creative genius and her kids are turning 7 and 11 this month. They are have a 7-11 themed party and this is their mini-mart. She is so talented it’s truly disgusting.
July 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
My bestie is a creative genius and her kids are turning 7 and 11 this month. They are have a 7-11 themed party and this is their mini-mart. She is so talented it’s truly disgusting.
I’m rewatching Ted Lasso and I’ve binged season 2 this week and man, it’s an excellent way to process all of my strong feelings about my own life. Like I can feel what the episode is trying to convey and my body is like “ohhhh yes needed to feel this.”
July 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I’m rewatching Ted Lasso and I’ve binged season 2 this week and man, it’s an excellent way to process all of my strong feelings about my own life. Like I can feel what the episode is trying to convey and my body is like “ohhhh yes needed to feel this.”
My kids are painting watercolors and listening to Michael Jackson. Connor is na na na-ing with gusto to PYT while painting and making a stank face 😂
Renaissance men.
Renaissance men.
July 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
My kids are painting watercolors and listening to Michael Jackson. Connor is na na na-ing with gusto to PYT while painting and making a stank face 😂
Renaissance men.
Renaissance men.
Me: gonna go to sleep early and wake up rested and have a really nice morning
🧠: won’t you fly hiiiiiggghhhhh freeeeeee biiiiird yeah 🤘🏻🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 🦅
🧠: won’t you fly hiiiiiggghhhhh freeeeeee biiiiird yeah 🤘🏻🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 🦅
July 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Me: gonna go to sleep early and wake up rested and have a really nice morning
🧠: won’t you fly hiiiiiggghhhhh freeeeeee biiiiird yeah 🤘🏻🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 🦅
🧠: won’t you fly hiiiiiggghhhhh freeeeeee biiiiird yeah 🤘🏻🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 🦅
This day always makes me think of Papaw, because he called it the Juth of Four-ly. My cousin had it written on a cookie cake ❤️🤍💙
July 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
This day always makes me think of Papaw, because he called it the Juth of Four-ly. My cousin had it written on a cookie cake ❤️🤍💙
I am soooooo up for contract work to help my severance + savings stretch longer.
Just gotta, ya know, find some.
Just gotta, ya know, find some.
July 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I am soooooo up for contract work to help my severance + savings stretch longer.
Just gotta, ya know, find some.
Just gotta, ya know, find some.
Second day of funemployment.
Going to an origami hour at the library with bestie and her kids today! Beyond grateful that I have her and others who will keep me from being a sad loser 🧡
Going to an origami hour at the library with bestie and her kids today! Beyond grateful that I have her and others who will keep me from being a sad loser 🧡
July 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Second day of funemployment.
Going to an origami hour at the library with bestie and her kids today! Beyond grateful that I have her and others who will keep me from being a sad loser 🧡
Going to an origami hour at the library with bestie and her kids today! Beyond grateful that I have her and others who will keep me from being a sad loser 🧡
Casson just said bedtime prayers and he asked God to “help all of the artists make good art like the guy who made the Mona Lisa” ☠️
June 30, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Casson just said bedtime prayers and he asked God to “help all of the artists make good art like the guy who made the Mona Lisa” ☠️
Got laid off and my last day is this week. Doing a lot of processing.
Anyway, if anyone knows of anything that I’d be good for, even part time/contract, please let me know! I am not fussy about the title/role/vertical, I just want to do good work.
Anyway, if anyone knows of anything that I’d be good for, even part time/contract, please let me know! I am not fussy about the title/role/vertical, I just want to do good work.
June 28, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Got laid off and my last day is this week. Doing a lot of processing.
Anyway, if anyone knows of anything that I’d be good for, even part time/contract, please let me know! I am not fussy about the title/role/vertical, I just want to do good work.
Anyway, if anyone knows of anything that I’d be good for, even part time/contract, please let me know! I am not fussy about the title/role/vertical, I just want to do good work.
Mom got glow sticks for the boys, now I’m having a rave in my bedroom while they get showers
June 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Mom got glow sticks for the boys, now I’m having a rave in my bedroom while they get showers
Connor went upstairs and then came back down wearing a Mario Halloween costume 😂
June 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Connor went upstairs and then came back down wearing a Mario Halloween costume 😂
Mfw a dev is confidently incorrect. If I wanted hallucinations I would have asked Claude!
June 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Mfw a dev is confidently incorrect. If I wanted hallucinations I would have asked Claude!
Watching the mix of people boarding the plane was kind of poetic. All ages and styles. A tall woman carrying a young baby was followed by a small elderly man. Several girls of middle school age. Frat bros greeting the flight attendant, who is an older Black man.
Sometimes it’s nice to notice life.
Sometimes it’s nice to notice life.
June 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Watching the mix of people boarding the plane was kind of poetic. All ages and styles. A tall woman carrying a young baby was followed by a small elderly man. Several girls of middle school age. Frat bros greeting the flight attendant, who is an older Black man.
Sometimes it’s nice to notice life.
Sometimes it’s nice to notice life.
On the tiny plane at CLT heading home from my team meetup in San Jose. What a week. Cannot wait to snuggle my guys!
June 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
On the tiny plane at CLT heading home from my team meetup in San Jose. What a week. Cannot wait to snuggle my guys!