Keane Ironheart
@keaneotts.bsky.social
Full Time Otter | Part Time Donkyeen and Kobold | Gay (Andro) | M | 41 | Mathematician | 🔞
9/10 and two 1/10's?
September 12, 2026 at 6:01 AM
9/10 and two 1/10's?
100% organic, biodegradable, locally sourced UV florescent paint.
August 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
100% organic, biodegradable, locally sourced UV florescent paint.
Okay, that actually sounds really good.
August 20, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Okay, that actually sounds really good.
How may I be of service, dear lion?
August 20, 2026 at 3:55 PM
How may I be of service, dear lion?
Lovely! That's always been my favorite part of an eclipse.
August 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Lovely! That's always been my favorite part of an eclipse.
In 2019, a 24 pack of pepsi zero was $6. Once it went to $10, I cut back. Now it's $14. It's just not worth the price anymore.
July 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
In 2019, a 24 pack of pepsi zero was $6. Once it went to $10, I cut back. Now it's $14. It's just not worth the price anymore.
Burying your face in your friends' junk is self-care.
July 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Burying your face in your friends' junk is self-care.
I always loved the way Sam sold Alan's disdain for children morphing into a genuine, "I would die for them" love for Lex and Tim.
I know it's a trope, especially for Spielberg, but it is my favorite version of that trope.
I know it's a trope, especially for Spielberg, but it is my favorite version of that trope.
July 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I always loved the way Sam sold Alan's disdain for children morphing into a genuine, "I would die for them" love for Lex and Tim.
I know it's a trope, especially for Spielberg, but it is my favorite version of that trope.
I know it's a trope, especially for Spielberg, but it is my favorite version of that trope.
It's only French toast if it comes from the Lorraine region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling bread.
July 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
It's only French toast if it comes from the Lorraine region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling bread.
This turned out AMAZING by the way, I couldn't be happier! ^^
July 6, 2026 at 5:29 AM
This turned out AMAZING by the way, I couldn't be happier! ^^
I'll never be able to unsee this x3
July 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I'll never be able to unsee this x3
Normally, yes, but it's way too hot. Might I suggest absorbing a large chunk of ice? rofl
June 26, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Normally, yes, but it's way too hot. Might I suggest absorbing a large chunk of ice? rofl
It's okay, give me the pill, I know how to do this.
...it WILL involve mouth to mouth contact and a lot of tongue, but I swear, it's just to help get that pill back there for you to swallow. x3
...it WILL involve mouth to mouth contact and a lot of tongue, but I swear, it's just to help get that pill back there for you to swallow. x3
June 25, 2026 at 2:57 PM
It's okay, give me the pill, I know how to do this.
...it WILL involve mouth to mouth contact and a lot of tongue, but I swear, it's just to help get that pill back there for you to swallow. x3
...it WILL involve mouth to mouth contact and a lot of tongue, but I swear, it's just to help get that pill back there for you to swallow. x3
Any disappointment I have at the price of the Steam Machine is targeted on the tech oligopoly increasing hardware costs for their delusional autocorrect and infinite economic growth scam.
June 22, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Any disappointment I have at the price of the Steam Machine is targeted on the tech oligopoly increasing hardware costs for their delusional autocorrect and infinite economic growth scam.