Keith A Varney
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Keith A Varney
@keithavarney.bsky.social
Recording artist and producer, guitarist, bassist, singer, husband, father, photographer, aviator, bullfighter, winner of the 24 Hours of Le Mans*

*Some of these descriptors might be slight misrepresentations
Thank you! Glad to see you here. Hope to hear more from you. 🤘
April 24, 2026 at 4:56 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤘🤘🤘
April 24, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Obviously, very curious to see how the judges… judge this. How long do you think this will take to wind through the judicial system?
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April 24, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Ok. Maybe this can be good. Let’s get the science into court.
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A sincere thanks to Buzz. Bless his heart. 👍
July 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
😆👍
July 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Will be picking up some (more) Dove soap on the next trip to the store 👍
July 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’m sick to my stomach. ☹️
June 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Just more Idiocracy. Keep em entertained.
June 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
That voice...
June 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I'm thinking - hoping - that he meant to awaken that joy in your student(s). Please teach me so that I can push that cart down the road.
June 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This was before the girlfriend/breakup/slapfight. Really. Not kidding. So dumb.
June 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
lol. Kenny from South Park 👍
May 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Did he really say, “separate, but unequal”? Seriously? Dumb, dumb, dumb.
May 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I think South Park made a documentary about him?
May 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
There are not enough facepalm memes to respond to all of the stupidity going on right now.
May 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Local Ford dealer here has had an ad like this for a couple of weeks now. What they don’t tell you is that, once these cars are gone, get ready for new, happy prices!
May 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
💯
May 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM