Kel
@kel-llesik.bsky.social
If one more person tells me they can't come to my wedding anymore I'll fight someone
October 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If one more person tells me they can't come to my wedding anymore I'll fight someone
Menstruating is the worst, but I also don't want to fucking be pregnant so
July 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Menstruating is the worst, but I also don't want to fucking be pregnant so
Eating Aldi cheese and drinking Aldi wine. Yeah I'm a fancy bitch
July 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Eating Aldi cheese and drinking Aldi wine. Yeah I'm a fancy bitch
I shaved my armpits recently and I hate the way it feels
June 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I shaved my armpits recently and I hate the way it feels
Flirting with married women is just embarrassing
June 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Flirting with married women is just embarrassing
If these nasty-ass kids get me sick I'm going to punch someone in the face
May 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If these nasty-ass kids get me sick I'm going to punch someone in the face
If someone asks me what the novel I'm currently writing is about: oh it's cottage core, small town, romance.
The real answer: Stardew Valley
The real answer: Stardew Valley
April 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If someone asks me what the novel I'm currently writing is about: oh it's cottage core, small town, romance.
The real answer: Stardew Valley
The real answer: Stardew Valley
I forget this account exists. I forget any other part of bluesky exists that isn't the fan based side of things
April 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I forget this account exists. I forget any other part of bluesky exists that isn't the fan based side of things
You know it's that me depresso, when I want to chop off my hair and dye it a fun color on a whim
April 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
You know it's that me depresso, when I want to chop off my hair and dye it a fun color on a whim
Picture books are still books. You read The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Brown Bear, Brown Bear 10 times each this week to your kids? Congrats you've read twenty books!
March 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Picture books are still books. You read The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Brown Bear, Brown Bear 10 times each this week to your kids? Congrats you've read twenty books!
Sometimes I have to be reminded that I have an anxiety disorder and the reason I'm feeling this way is in fact illogical.
March 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sometimes I have to be reminded that I have an anxiety disorder and the reason I'm feeling this way is in fact illogical.
Finished writing 100 pages in my next novel 🤪
March 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Finished writing 100 pages in my next novel 🤪
Anytime I see "DOGE" i just think of this fucker:
March 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Anytime I see "DOGE" i just think of this fucker:
Chardonnay is the piss of white wine, but I still like it.
March 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Chardonnay is the piss of white wine, but I still like it.
Being on your period is contorted your body in odf positions while in a boiling hot bath
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Being on your period is contorted your body in odf positions while in a boiling hot bath
I want the coffee cheesecake blizzard so badly
February 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I want the coffee cheesecake blizzard so badly
Nothing pisses me off more than saying something is a Boy name or a Girl name. There's no such thing.
February 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Nothing pisses me off more than saying something is a Boy name or a Girl name. There's no such thing.
Fly Away Home is one of the best movies ever created.
Change my mind
Change my mind
February 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Fly Away Home is one of the best movies ever created.
Change my mind
Change my mind
This post means nothing I just can't handle having had only post 11×2 times
February 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This post means nothing I just can't handle having had only post 11×2 times
I've been with my fiance for almost 8 years.
We've Never done anything for Valentine’s Day.
It's just a day, it doesn't matter.
We've Never done anything for Valentine’s Day.
It's just a day, it doesn't matter.
February 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I've been with my fiance for almost 8 years.
We've Never done anything for Valentine’s Day.
It's just a day, it doesn't matter.
We've Never done anything for Valentine’s Day.
It's just a day, it doesn't matter.
Happy conception day to my fellow Scorpios!
February 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Happy conception day to my fellow Scorpios!
This full moon got the kids acting so wild
February 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This full moon got the kids acting so wild
I just only ever want to be listening to fob.
February 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I just only ever want to be listening to fob.
Does anyone know what the fuck I can do with my English degrees? (Note, they're not in education)
January 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Does anyone know what the fuck I can do with my English degrees? (Note, they're not in education)