kelp
@kelleesi.bsky.social
they/them/dem boyz. not a real person, just a concept that i hope you view as a friend.
I only come to this app when something bad happens - RIP Leia I miss you already you goofy goober please say hi to your mom for me 💜
September 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I only come to this app when something bad happens - RIP Leia I miss you already you goofy goober please say hi to your mom for me 💜
AAAAAAAND THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT (thanks @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social)
July 12, 2026 at 7:05 AM
AAAAAAAND THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT (thanks @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social)
hello bluesky once again I have remembered your existence bc I was throw in tw*tter jail for being too cool
anyways how was y’all’s Friday night last night because mine was fucking FANTASTIC
anyways how was y’all’s Friday night last night because mine was fucking FANTASTIC
June 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
hello bluesky once again I have remembered your existence bc I was throw in tw*tter jail for being too cool
anyways how was y’all’s Friday night last night because mine was fucking FANTASTIC
anyways how was y’all’s Friday night last night because mine was fucking FANTASTIC
farewell to my last childhood dog, the dog I always dreamed of having ever since I saw Snow Dogs in theaters on my 7th bday, ruler of the Demon Boyz squad, proof that I was an OG on Bruins twitter, my favorite sweet 16 present - my baby boy Looch how I miss you so much already 🩵
April 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
farewell to my last childhood dog, the dog I always dreamed of having ever since I saw Snow Dogs in theaters on my 7th bday, ruler of the Demon Boyz squad, proof that I was an OG on Bruins twitter, my favorite sweet 16 present - my baby boy Looch how I miss you so much already 🩵
hi hello hope y’all are doing well anyways I gotta put my last childhood dog down tomorrow and I know a lot of you know Looch from the ol’ tumblr days so yeah that’s how my life is going lmao I might kms idk we’ll see!
April 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
hi hello hope y’all are doing well anyways I gotta put my last childhood dog down tomorrow and I know a lot of you know Looch from the ol’ tumblr days so yeah that’s how my life is going lmao I might kms idk we’ll see!
HI HELLO WHATS UP FAM IM SEEING MOTHER MONSTER TONIGHT AHHH (I only remember this app exists when I’m bored at the forum waiting for a show to start)
February 19, 2026 at 3:54 AM
HI HELLO WHATS UP FAM IM SEEING MOTHER MONSTER TONIGHT AHHH (I only remember this app exists when I’m bored at the forum waiting for a show to start)
oh to be a spoiled ancient chihuahua getting a bacon flavored pup cup in bed
January 24, 2026 at 12:28 AM
oh to be a spoiled ancient chihuahua getting a bacon flavored pup cup in bed
also I might be spiraling because this is my least favorite week of January - my birthday, followed by my grandpa’s death anniversary, followed by Buddy’s death anniversary which is today oh my god I miss my fucking soul dog so much
January 23, 2026 at 9:21 PM
also I might be spiraling because this is my least favorite week of January - my birthday, followed by my grandpa’s death anniversary, followed by Buddy’s death anniversary which is today oh my god I miss my fucking soul dog so much
hi hello it’s been a moment the world sux I’m living in fear for my family & friends & I bc we’re all brown & ICE is coming into our neighborhoods also I still need to go to the recorders office & get a copy of my birth certificate to carry with me this is SO FINE anyways how are y’all doing lmao
January 23, 2026 at 9:16 PM
hi hello it’s been a moment the world sux I’m living in fear for my family & friends & I bc we’re all brown & ICE is coming into our neighborhoods also I still need to go to the recorders office & get a copy of my birth certificate to carry with me this is SO FINE anyways how are y’all doing lmao
huge levels of libbing out today hell yeah welcome back 2012
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
huge levels of libbing out today hell yeah welcome back 2012
I can’t believe everyone in NYC will now get a tax subsidized criterion channel subscription and AMC a-list membership now hell yeah
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I can’t believe everyone in NYC will now get a tax subsidized criterion channel subscription and AMC a-list membership now hell yeah
LOGGING ON TO SAY FUCK EVERYONE I LOVE LOS ANGELES I LOVE THIS FUCK ASS TEAM (I hope mark walter dies) I LOVE MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
LOGGING ON TO SAY FUCK EVERYONE I LOVE LOS ANGELES I LOVE THIS FUCK ASS TEAM (I hope mark walter dies) I LOVE MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
hi hello how are y’all back at it again with a pizza from the concession stand and another merch shirt I love Billy Idol so much
September 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
hi hello how are y’all back at it again with a pizza from the concession stand and another merch shirt I love Billy Idol so much
leaving a Coke and two cookies for my GOAT
September 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
leaving a Coke and two cookies for my GOAT
Reposted by kelp
can you imagine if the person who did it is hot & beautiful again
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
can you imagine if the person who did it is hot & beautiful again
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO REST IN PISS
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO REST IN PISS
Reposted by kelp
GDT remains asking the real questions: what if the monster fucks
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
GDT remains asking the real questions: what if the monster fucks
thank you @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social for breaking hard hitting news for me in this way
September 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
thank you @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social for breaking hard hitting news for me in this way
some dude from Chicago just made a pokemon playing millennial a saint I love it here lmaooo
September 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
some dude from Chicago just made a pokemon playing millennial a saint I love it here lmaooo
I see myself in this Neolithic (6000-4000 BC) figure at the Getty Villa hell yeah
September 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I see myself in this Neolithic (6000-4000 BC) figure at the Getty Villa hell yeah
happy birthday to the two most important entities in my life: Beyoncé and the city of Los Angeles
September 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
happy birthday to the two most important entities in my life: Beyoncé and the city of Los Angeles
i would’ve been a good mother to eraserhead baby
September 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i would’ve been a good mother to eraserhead baby
I should probably use this account more, I miss my friends on here so much :(
August 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I should probably use this account more, I miss my friends on here so much :(
logging in just to say I just put my almost decade old champagne bottle on ice and I regret not previously just going for the ace of spades or dom to truly mark such an occasion
August 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
logging in just to say I just put my almost decade old champagne bottle on ice and I regret not previously just going for the ace of spades or dom to truly mark such an occasion