Kels
@kells130.bsky.social
Prime directives
1. Serve the public trust.
2. Protect the innocent.
3. Uphold the law.
1. Serve the public trust.
2. Protect the innocent.
3. Uphold the law.
That Danny Thomo geezer is a weird bloke isn't he? He clearly has no job or mates.
September 22, 2026 at 11:57 PM
That Danny Thomo geezer is a weird bloke isn't he? He clearly has no job or mates.
I mean announcing you'll be storing ammunition in that new arch thing is not a good idea right?
September 21, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I mean announcing you'll be storing ammunition in that new arch thing is not a good idea right?
Golfing twice in 3 days here...what a life
September 20, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Golfing twice in 3 days here...what a life
Day off in the sunsshhhhiiiine
September 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Day off in the sunsshhhhiiiine
No reason for Reacher to be a 6 foot 5 hunk hey?
An enjoyable watch but It's a bit silly innit?
An enjoyable watch but It's a bit silly innit?
September 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
No reason for Reacher to be a 6 foot 5 hunk hey?
An enjoyable watch but It's a bit silly innit?
An enjoyable watch but It's a bit silly innit?
So if Trump has apparently made $20 TN in tarrif fees, instead of giving everyone $5K he could halve the US deficit.
September 11, 2026 at 7:34 AM
So if Trump has apparently made $20 TN in tarrif fees, instead of giving everyone $5K he could halve the US deficit.
I think my most favourite Reformer Tory I dislike the most is Jenrick, what an absolute hideous ghoul he truly is.
September 10, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I think my most favourite Reformer Tory I dislike the most is Jenrick, what an absolute hideous ghoul he truly is.
Why can't United kill off games? Seriously, so bad at it.
September 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Why can't United kill off games? Seriously, so bad at it.
Also never leave a game early, especially being only 2-1 down.
September 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Also never leave a game early, especially being only 2-1 down.
It seems like playing our massive and athletic striker up top and whipping balls into him actually works
September 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
It seems like playing our massive and athletic striker up top and whipping balls into him actually works
Surprised Farage even drinks Guinness due to the fact that it's foreign, black and needs to settle.
September 5, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Surprised Farage even drinks Guinness due to the fact that it's foreign, black and needs to settle.
Excellent work by Led By Donkeys. Got Reform right in the act. Let's wait for the protests and cold rage to follow calling for them all to resign.
September 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Excellent work by Led By Donkeys. Got Reform right in the act. Let's wait for the protests and cold rage to follow calling for them all to resign.
I'm serious everyone, this is comedy gold.
My new hobby is watching the absolute cringe that is Partridge-esque,Gregg Wallace trying to 'reinvent his image' then reading all the hilarious comments after.
September 3, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I'm serious everyone, this is comedy gold.
We can't be having Shaw and Dalot all season though can we? Harry Amass gets a look in this year?
Also gutted nothing came out of those Myles Lewis-Skelly rumours, what a player. Arsenal would have been foolish to let him go.
Also gutted nothing came out of those Myles Lewis-Skelly rumours, what a player. Arsenal would have been foolish to let him go.
September 2, 2026 at 9:55 AM
We can't be having Shaw and Dalot all season though can we? Harry Amass gets a look in this year?
Also gutted nothing came out of those Myles Lewis-Skelly rumours, what a player. Arsenal would have been foolish to let him go.
Also gutted nothing came out of those Myles Lewis-Skelly rumours, what a player. Arsenal would have been foolish to let him go.
I'm sorry, I will take a lot of criticism of Manchester United but I will not stand for Kobbie Mainoo slander.
September 2, 2026 at 9:53 AM
I'm sorry, I will take a lot of criticism of Manchester United but I will not stand for Kobbie Mainoo slander.
My new hobby is watching the absolute cringe that is Partridge-esque,Gregg Wallace trying to 'reinvent his image' then reading all the hilarious comments after.
September 2, 2026 at 6:26 AM
My new hobby is watching the absolute cringe that is Partridge-esque,Gregg Wallace trying to 'reinvent his image' then reading all the hilarious comments after.
Fire pit and Goldeneye in the yard 👍🏻
August 30, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Fire pit and Goldeneye in the yard 👍🏻
So Ghost Of Yotei is a brilliant game but I've feel into a rut hunting the Kitsune, snow is lame.
Just bought Mafia Definitive Edition for $10 and gonna give it a go...FURGEDDABOUDIT
Just bought Mafia Definitive Edition for $10 and gonna give it a go...FURGEDDABOUDIT
August 22, 2026 at 8:04 AM
So Ghost Of Yotei is a brilliant game but I've feel into a rut hunting the Kitsune, snow is lame.
Just bought Mafia Definitive Edition for $10 and gonna give it a go...FURGEDDABOUDIT
Just bought Mafia Definitive Edition for $10 and gonna give it a go...FURGEDDABOUDIT
Australian government is gutless.
You better stop or else we will be very, very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.
You better stop or else we will be very, very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.
August 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Australian government is gutless.
You better stop or else we will be very, very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.
You better stop or else we will be very, very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.
I just want to live in a world where racism and corruption is bad again.
August 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I just want to live in a world where racism and corruption is bad again.
Pauline Hanson is pro gambling, fire arms and tobacco. None of these are in the interests of everyday Australians and just lines the filthy pockets of her investors and whoever is paying her this week.
Voting for One Nation is like Turkeys voting for Christmas.
Voting for One Nation is like Turkeys voting for Christmas.
August 19, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Pauline Hanson is pro gambling, fire arms and tobacco. None of these are in the interests of everyday Australians and just lines the filthy pockets of her investors and whoever is paying her this week.
Voting for One Nation is like Turkeys voting for Christmas.
Voting for One Nation is like Turkeys voting for Christmas.
Imagine if Farage had been hounded over that 5M quid gift the way Jason Arday was hounded about nonsense claims?
August 16, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Imagine if Farage had been hounded over that 5M quid gift the way Jason Arday was hounded about nonsense claims?
One almighty backhander and it's a choice of Goodwin, Yusuf or Jenrick?
I'm going to have to sleep on this one I think.
I'm going to have to sleep on this one I think.
August 11, 2026 at 7:57 AM
One almighty backhander and it's a choice of Goodwin, Yusuf or Jenrick?
I'm going to have to sleep on this one I think.
I'm going to have to sleep on this one I think.